Ok, so there’s this play that’s protraying Jesus as homosexual. And of course, some people are protesting the play. But this part really killed me:

“Our protests have always been peaceful, but we do make a very strong statement,” Ritchie added. “We go with rosary beads and hold up banners. We sing and chant and pray. We make a very, very strong display. From a media standpoint, it’s hard to compete with it.”

Sorry, but “uptight xians gettin’ down-n-dirty” always cracks me up. And you kinda prefer those to the other xians that break your windows and kill 9-year old kids…