Check out the Spiritual Inspiration Page The fact that they even call it that cracks me up. Some highlights:

These things are up to us to change, if we can, and to accept if we cannot.[…] But you are suffering, not because you have done anything wrong, but just because that is the way this world is. It started out as paradise, you will remember, but our ancestors ruined it for all of us.[…] The more we suffer and still continue to have faith in God and talk to Him and do His will, the greater will be our reward in heaven.[…] Prayer is not the mindless recitation of formula prayers written by other people.[…] Maybe we need the pain and the shock to bring us to Him. When we coast along and life is easy, we figure hey, who needs Him?[…] We can only conclude that this is the way it has to be: perhaps we would not know what joy is if we could not compare it to times of sorrow, or know what pleasure is without pain.

…and so on.

And here’s another laugh if you have nothing better to do: Rapture Ready