I know; picking on Pat Robertson is like shooting fish in a barrel. But I couldn’t resist this one; I was archiving some old stuff, and I stumbled on this piece from Pat’s little version of Bizarro World:

Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It’s no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history. [From a 1993 interview with Molly Ivins]

Damn, he’s on to us! How will we get them to wear the armbands now?

“More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.” Yeah, I can see how being snickered at by 10% of Americans (while holding essentially every position of political power), and not being allowed to turn the public schools into churches is way worse than, you know, gas chambers, work-till-death camps, and horrible medical experimentation.