Dinosaur Adventure Land

23 November 2004 by Bob

Hey Kids, let’s all go to Dinosaur Adventure Land, where we can all see how the flood of Noah created the Grand Canyon, and how humans and dinosaurs lived together! That’s right, we got that Darwin on the run now!

An actual theme park devoted to stupidity — in the panhandle of Florida, no less! What are the odds?

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17 comments to “Dinosaur Adventure Land”

  1. Devita:

    I’m sorry but idiots like you need to get a brain. have you even heard his views. Get a life and quit making stupid websites.

  2. Bill Johnson:

    From a creationist dinosaurs are very easily explained, when one studies Genesis 1.
    I would not be so confident from the viewpoint that just because the blble does not
    talk about the dinosaur, they were not created by God for a purpose. Homosapiens
    been on earth some ten thousand years or so and this can be proven. Before man
    placed here, the Word of God says the earth was void and formless. It was during
    this period that the great giants roamed the planet.

  3. Rockstar Ryan:

    I’m sorry but idiots like you need to get a brain.

    Please note all that this is the sum of all the evidence the Creationists have.

    I would not be so confident from the viewpoint that just because the blble does not
    talk about the dinosaur, they were not created by God for a purpose.

    So it’s true because it’s not in the bibble. Good one.

    Before man placed here, the Word of God says the earth was void and formless. It was during
    this period that the great giants roamed the planet.

    If it was “void and formless”, then what the fuck did they roam?

    Way to drop by a fucking year after this was posted. No, silly xians, we will notice. You don’t get the last word so some creduloid searching for “Dinosaur World” gets to hear you witness.

  4. Marcus:

    Rockstar,

    Some people just haven’t figured out the internet, yeah? Given the time warp they’re in, these are probably the same kind of idiot fundie xians that claim the Earth is less than 10,000 years old.

  5. maphas:

    you all r running from the truth.God will be your judge one day.u don’t believe in Hell, huh?u will when u get there.(your website is a waste of internet space)

  6. Marcus:

    Maphas,

    You are as incoherent as you are stupid- this article is over a year old. Use your brain.

  7. Mad Dog Ducati:

    Did you guys know that DAL is in deep Dino doodoo for not having a building permit. They are on the verge of being torn down as Dr. (Sic) hovind is not about to get a permit to do the work of Gawd!
    Where will all the kids go now?????

  8. Cheezyphil:

    DAL is the dumbest thing ever. Not to mention it’s completely scares little kids out of their wits. There’s a ride where they put you beyond the circumference of a circle with a bowling ball attached to a dangling string inside the circle. Then they swing the bowling ball at your face. However, because the string holding the bowling ball is shorter than the circumference of the actual circle you’re standing outside of, the ball doesn’t hit you. Then they tell you god just saved your fucking life. Bastards.

  9. Dingus:

    This demise of DAL (Dinosaur Adventire Land) may not be the terrible loss to the nation and God’s people that it may seem (mysterious ways, remember?).

    With a little reorganization, it could be reborn as ANL (Aryan Nation Land). God’s truth about the need for the children of light to destroy the mud people could be taught with clear biblical authority.

    All is not lost!

  10. his neighbor:

    Those of you that are critisizing this guy for making this website, you should check this out.
    [URL]http://pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060714/NEWS01/607140333/1069/NEWS11[/URL]

  11. his neighbor:

    http://pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060714/NEWS01/607140333/1069/NEWS11
    I messed up on the other link. Just copy and paste the link above. Some times he is very inconsiderate. One of those inconsiderate lapses made me consider pressing charges against him. There is no excuse for tresspassing and driving heavy machinery over someones septic tank. I was just asleep when I hear a tractor and chainsaws outside my window. He’s also not taking responsibility for a peice of fencing seperating his(DAL) propery and my moms’ property. He also seems to lie alot as well. He was trying to buy my moms’ house a while ago(yes, him not someone else). His reason was that he needed a place for his employee coming in from Germany. The house HE bought is now occupied by a family renting the house. He’s nothing but a lying cheating ________.

  12. Sean:

    Holy shit, His Neighbor. Are you really Kent Hovind’s neighbor? You have my sympathies. Yes, we know he was arrested, we wrote about it. Search our site in the upper right for his name and you will see we have blogged about him many times.

  13. Marcus:

    I can’t believe people are still posting in this article after a year. Way to go, Bob!

  14. his neighbor:

    Yes,I’m one of his neighbors. This link came up in the search. I’m waiting for Sept 5th for his court date. I’ve got to try to save up some money, so I can buy some of that property. He is going to be ripped apart by the courts.

  15. {DX}:

    You people are ridiculous. The word Dinosaur wasnt evented until the 1800’s. Dinosaur means large lizard. And the bible does speak of them. In the book of Job.

    The earth is 6000-8000 years old. Not 10000 or more, by the way.

  16. Stardust:

    Delia wrote: Don’t you see that all of the doubt that you have is exactly what the devil wants. You are playing right into his hand…..It’s so sad……….

    You xians are always so sad. There is no devil…you can be happy, Delia.
    There is no sky daddy who is going to zap you.

  17. Evolution_is_for_suckers:

    What evidence do you have to support any theory other than creation???? We all know (or should know) that the only theory that has supporting evidence is Intelligent Design.

    Cowardly little xian troll! Do you feel better now–commenting on a post that is almost three years old? Do you think we won’t find you, hiding in our catacombs, muttering to your crucifix, “Prescioussss! I’ll protect you, my jeebusssss!”

    You have serious passive/aggressive tendencies, little troll! They have counselling and meds to treat that. Have you considered a Twelve-Step recovery program? There’s a great one called JA (Jeebus Anonymous)…