27 January 2005 by Bob
The Landover Baptist Church hits a slam-dunk about the tsunami, as they do about so many other things: God Fails to Break His Own Record for Killing
True Christians know from the Great Flood that one of God’s favorite ways to indiscriminately kill enormous swaths of children is by drowning them and watching them gasp for air and while floating like little discarded Styrofoam cups in the tide. Sometimes, He extends an enormous hand as if He is about to rescue the bobbing tot, only to retract it at the last minute to teach the drowning child a valuable lesson about the ineffable nature of God’s love.
