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Apologies for the down time. Apparently the server we have space on has been suffering a denial-of-service attack. We presume it isn’t marauding Xian ruffians trying to take us down, but you can never be sure. Hopefully, we’re past it, at least for the time being.

Another blow against theocratically-grounded discrimination against gays and lesbians: Judge Rejects New York Ban on Same-Sex Marriage. A few highlights:

In a victory for same-sex marriage advocates, a New York state judge in Manhattan ruled today that denying gay couples licenses to marry violates the State Constitution, and she ordered the city… to begin issuing licenses in 30 days after receiving a copy of her decision…. Justice Ling-Cohan’s ruling applies to couples in New York City, although a favorable appellate ruling could broaden its application…

You heard it here first. All this shit about the pope? He’s faking it. You know, like on TV, when they need ratings.

Okay, okay, I’m kidding. I’m glad the dude feels better.

He’s an anti-abortion homophobic sexist prick with no medical knowledge about AIDS telling people that the spread of HIV isn’t affected by the use of condoms and that gay people are going to burn in eternal damnation.

But I’m still glad he’s okay.

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No, it’s not the name of a new band that’s sweeping the nation (although that would be cool). It’s the name that refers to a class of self-absorbed “chosen” fuckheads that take more than enough time to focus on themselves and ignore the other people in the world and the shit they have to go through. (I mean, how could you NOT get pissed at people who talk like this?)

First, there was Star Jones from The View who gave us the following (thanks to Jane83 for the quote):

“I was in Thailand for my honeymoon just a month ago. Thank god the tsunami didn’t happen then. The Lord was looking out for me and I feel blessed.”

Which, fortunately, was recognized and ripped-up by Jon Stewart:

“God killed 160,000 people. Just because you weren’t there, that’s not him blessing. My guess is that was an oversight. Seriously how far up your own ass do you have to be? I was almost killed in the Kennedy assassination. Six months before that, I was in a convertible.”

And now we have Terrell Owens talking about his healing condition:

“God has blessed me,” T.O. said. “He is using me. If you don’t believe in miracles, then wait until Sunday.”

The Albany Times-Union has a nice reply:

Why God cares so that T.O. should play on Sunday seems curious. The same God who apparently subscribes to NFL Sunday Ticket also was a spectator when a quarter-million people were forever washed away, like water down a drain, by a tsunami. Were their lives not as valuable as the diamond stud earrings that Owens wore when he stood on the dais describing the miracle? Was their faith not as staunch as T.O.’s?

Could any human being be so self-absorbed to believe that God watches silently as hijacked planes fell Twin Towers, yet takes an active role in making sure that a football player heals so he can play in the Super Bowl?

Or that He roots for the Eagles but tunes out the kids in hospital cancer wards?

But hey, it’s all about them, isn’t it. Dumb-ass shitheads. Ugh.

Seems like those God-fearing Boy Scouts are under investigation: Boy Scouts Suspected of Inflating Rolls

Volunteers say paid Scout leaders have created fictitious “ghost units” for years to pump up membership numbers to trick donor groups and charities, including the United Way, into giving them more money. In some cases, the alleged membership scams do not even appear to have been very clever. Volunteer Tom Willis, a 1960s Eagle Scout who is also the father of two Eagle Scouts, says he was presented with a roster for a supposed group of 30 youths in Fort Payne, Ala. — each had the last name Doe.

So, you’re not only a liar, you’re a stupid liar. How could that be? I thought the Boy Scouts motto was “Be prepared.” Well, you know, after “Godless and homosexuals need not apply.”