Just when you think Florida couldn’t get any more fucked-up: there’s actually a Holy Land Experience in Orlando. You gotta check it out. “Can I be a Roman, Mommy? Can I kill Jesus?”
Commentary, news, and rants on the evils and stupidity of belief in the big invisible daddy in the sky. Illuminating and watchdogging the widespread attempts to institutionalize the theocratic rule of the US. Making fun of believers everywhere.
Hilarious! I especially like the part where it advertises the “Easter Extravaganza.” But why stop there? How ’bout a “Christmas Blowout” and a “Good Friday Blue Light Special”? It’s always fun tracking Christians as they endeavor daily to cheapen their flimsy religion even more.
“No Timmy. You can’t be a Roman. If you want to kill Jesus you have to be a Jew!
Don’t you remember? The Jews killed Jesus!”
i drove by it all the time when i lived in orlando. it’s right off the freeway. not too far down the road from universal and disneyworld… creepy as all hell. they had ads for it on TV late at night.