So there’s another one of those Creationism Theme Parks with the usual fucked-up, dysfunctional fanfare:

To one side, peering through the bushes, are Adam and Eve. The display is not an image of the Cretaceous. It is Paradise.

And then you get the usual cult-glassy-eyed responses from polling in Amerikkka (i.e., the “Intellectual Culture”):

Even as America’s scientists make advances in palaeontology, astronomy and physics that appear to disprove creationism, Gallup surveys have shown that about 45 per cent of Americans believe the Earth was created by God within the past 10,000 years.

Yeah, yeah, whatever. So far, nothing new. But then comes the punch-line:

It is not just creationism either. Last week NBC’s Dateline current affairs programme, equivalent to the BBC’s Newsnight, investigated miracles. It concluded some could be real.

Ummm…excuse me? Huh? Does anyone know anything about this?