A Classic
22 October 2005 by BobOne of the best from The Onion:
God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy: ‘No,’ Says God“I am the Lord thy God, who created the rivers and the mountains, the heavens and the earth, the sun and the moon and the stars. Before Me sits My beloved child, whose faith is that of the mustard seed from which grows mighty and powerful things. My child, Timmy Yu, I say unto you thus: I have heard your prayers, and now I shall answer them. No, you cannot get out of your wheelchair. Not ever.”
Put this one up on your wall. It’s a great conversation starter (or stopper, depending on the context).
22 October 2005, on 7:21 pm
absolutley hilarious
22 October 2005, on 9:27 pm
I think I’ll post it on my office door. Wonder if I’ll get fired. The most high executive at my employment entity recently intimated in a speech that he wouldn’t get into competing philosophies re the ID/Evolution debate, but he didn’t believe his body worked by pure chance. I’ll probably get fired.
23 October 2005, on 4:19 pm
Bob, this rocks. And you even included the pic. Rock on!
mycroftdavis: getting fired in the name of GifS is the highest calling!
23 October 2005, on 8:25 pm
Hahaha! That’s a good one.
23 October 2005, on 9:44 pm
This is an all time classic.
24 October 2005, on 9:10 am
In Rockstar’s real job (Marketing Director for insurance company) he has to pretend to bleeve in gawd a lot. But when they see the Evolution Fish on my car, they get the hint.
24 October 2005, on 10:28 am
I’m crying from laughing so hard.
24 October 2005, on 1:58 pm
I just don’t get it …the fucker ain’t done a damn thing in thousands of years… how the hell do so many people still believe… there’s just no logical sense. People are fucking retarded. I like to call it “Chris’ 95% Rule”… at any given time you can easily assume that 95% of the people around you are illogical, irrational, and inconsiderate… in other words assholes!
Of which 99% of them believe in some silly god…
Furthermore 100% of them are retarded directly due to their belief in their silly god.