Teach the Controversy!
21 November 2005 by Rockstar RyanReader Levendis sends us this little gem of an article. Hey – if we’re gonna teach the “controversy”, why not go all out, eh?
Sunday School
Believe it or not, there are some people in this world who think that maybe Jesus Christ isn’t watching everything we do at every moment. Although these heathens clearly just hate God and America and are willfully doing the work of the Great Deceiver, there is a controversy. I propose we start teaching Sunday School students about the remote possibility that maybe there isn’t an invisible man in the sky who will kill you if you don’t impregnate your dead brother’s wife.
Exactly. How dare they!!
22 November 2005, on 12:40 pm
We should take it even further! Teach the controversy in Sunday school that some people dont even believe in God whatsoever! Lets show these superstitious cultists that the door can swing both ways!
22 November 2005, on 4:32 pm
The geology bit is great …I’ve often used “grinding” to describe plate movement but never thought of the ’sex:tectonic’ comparison.
26 November 2005, on 4:33 pm
I don’t believe in geology but in “Intelligent Grinding” of the Earth’s plates. The reason for this grinding is to keep the forces of Hell at bay as they try to tunnel up to the surface.