Wonder if Frank or Jeff or any of our other pals make random malicious prayers just to see if Dawg is listening. Or even positive prayers. Has he answered any that can’t be explained by natural phenomena?

George Carlin summed this shit up:

And for those of you who look to The Bible for moral lessons and literary qualities, I might suggest a couple of other stories for you. You might want to look at the Three Little Pigs, that’s a good one. Has a nice happy ending, I’m sure you’ll like that. Then there’s Little Red Riding Hood, although it does have that X-rated part where the Big Bad Wolf actually eats the grandmother. Which I didn’t care for, by the way. And finally, I’ve always drawn a great deal of moral comfort from Humpty Dumpty. The part I like the best? “All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again.” That’s because there is no Humpty Dumpty, and there is no God. None, not one, no God, never was. In fact, I’m gonna put it this way. If there is a God, may he strike this audience dead! See? Nothing happened. Nothing happened? Everybody’s okay? All right, tell you what, I’ll raise the stakes a little bit. If there is a God, may he strike me dead. See? Nothing happened, oh, wait, I’ve got a little cramp in my leg. And my balls hurt. Plus, I’m blind. I’m blind, oh, now I’m okay again, must have been Joe Pesci, huh? God Bless Joe Pesci. Thank you all very much. Joe Bless You!

George Carlin: There is no god

Two words- comedy gold.

Rockstar, Bob, Marcus: keep your eyes peeled in the next few days. I prayed for your asses to serve as testing grounds. If Joseph Smith can read shit nobody else can read with a magic hat, and all the pope has to do is sit in a chair and don his fave headdress, I figger my plan has a shot.

Those unicorns may be hungry when they emerge from your ass, by the way. I hear they love corn on the cob.

Last October, seven months before he died, Pope John Paul asked the commission to come up with “a more coherent and enlightened way” of describing the fate of such innocents.”

So they go in and MAKE MORE STUFF UP? Where does religion draw the line in making things up?

Ugh, sounds dreadful to me.

I move we steal this chair, and use to proclaim that God doesn’t exist.