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26 December 2005 by Ron
OK, this is wack: Google “baby Jesus”, and the #1 “I’m feeling lucky” item you get is the Baby Jesus Butt Plug from Divine Interventions, supplier of quality silicone dildos shaped as your favorite religious icons.
I shit you not (so to speak).
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26 December 2005, on 10:54 am
I saw that posted here: http://www.verumserum.com/?p=113
some of the godders are pretty uptight about it, but I’d bet that they’re the ones pushing it to the top of the search results by clicking on it.
26 December 2005, on 12:12 pm
Thanks, Ron. I can’t recall the last time I was so hilariously offended. I cried. I laughed so hard I actually cried.
26 December 2005, on 12:13 pm
I mean, “…or make Baby Jesus the centerpiece of your magnificent Dildo Creche” is just comedy gold.
26 December 2005, on 1:36 pm
“Sky-Rockets in flight afternoon delight—ahh, ahhh–Boooda’s Deelight…”
Thank you. Thank you.
26 December 2005, on 2:49 pm
This would be a great gifts for all the Christians I know.
26 December 2005, on 10:37 pm
The caption on your picture says “Religious Dildos.” Now I’m not going to be able to look at another religious person without thinking that. NICE!
27 December 2005, on 10:07 am
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
27 December 2005, on 10:17 am
OMG! God’s immaculate Rod does have to be the best. Or Jackhammer Jesus. Great stuff.
27 December 2005, on 11:24 am
What a wonderful article to read after being on vacation. I can always count on you, Ron, to find these pearls of hilarity.
Maybe we should start writing Jizzus instead of Jeebus?
28 December 2005, on 5:14 pm
The first time I heard about this, it was two days before I could stop cracking up at the mere thought of it.
9 October 2006, on 12:34 am
i became aware of those a couple years ago… but they’re sight still makes me laugh my ass off. but i do believe they should make a Muhammad Vaginal and anal piece… that would be very entertaining.