Injured in the war for oil? Drink some!
28 December 2005 by Sean
This is so fucking stupid, I have little to add… So I will just plagiarize the whole article and put it here.
Tom Cruise Shares More Medical Insight
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Usher stepped out Wednesday hosted [sic] a fundraiser for the New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project.
Tom Cruise launched this project in the wake of September 11 to help firefighters who were exposed to hazardous materials circulating in the air following the collapse of the World Trade Center.
“I started this project out of the great respect I have for the courage and service of the rescue workers,” Tom Cruise told the crowd, as quoted by MTV News. “When I started this project, it was because I was in a position where I knew that I could help.”
Tom Cruise has urged firefighters injured in the September 11 terrorism attacks to quit using their medication and inhalers and start drinking oil instead, ABC News reported.
The controversial “detoxification” is based on Scientology principles, not scientific ones, and the method of flushing poisons from the rescue workers’ bodies involves an intense regimen of jogging, sauna and ingesting oils and high doses of niacin.
Not surprisingly, the unorthodox program has been slammed as ridiculous and potentially harmful by members of the medical profession. So far, Tom Cruise has raised $1.6 million for the detox program.
We can only hope it’s not petroleum he’s got them drinking. Crazy-ass freak.
28 December 2005, on 9:58 am
Tom Cruise certainly needs to be assassinated.
28 December 2005, on 10:31 am
Here’s a great site for Tom Cruise haters. If you had doubts about his sanity before, you won’t after seeing the video of his Oprah interview.
http://www.scientomogy.info/
Don’t miss the link to the South Park episode on Scientology if you haven’t already seen it.
Note that this site is not the same as:
http://www.scientomogy.com
29 December 2005, on 2:57 am
I don’t think he’s crazy so much as incredibly stupid and gullible. One thing about Scientology is that they make a point out of seeking the less intelligent/educated celebrities for reasons like this.
29 December 2005, on 3:16 am
Proves that acting, though sometimes very impressive, is a completely intuitive, rather than intellectual, art form. He’s not a bad actor (see Magnolia) but that doesn’t mean he has a brain bigger than a pea.
29 December 2005, on 3:26 am
Good point, Sean. After all, overthinking makes acting seem like, well, acting.
29 December 2005, on 9:19 am
Imagine what that $1.6 million could do if they used it to serve a purpose and not some woo-woo cure that is proven not to work.
Why, we could wipe our collective asses 1.6 million times!
29 December 2005, on 1:14 pm
But, he’s done the research. Don’t be glib.