So I’m doing my ‘05 taxes in TurboTax and I get to the deductions part. A message comes up and says Complete this section if you earned this income for religious employment (clergy, nonclergy, religious sect) Explain This

I clicked on the “explain this” link and got the following:
Clergy, Nonclergy Religious Employment, or Member of Recognized Religious Sect
Clergy Employment is:
- Ministers: individuals who are duly ordained, commissioned, or licensed by a religious body constituting a church or church denomination;
- Members of Religious Orders: this includes individuals who have taken the vow of poverty and those who have not. The most common religious orders are those of the Catholic Priests, Catholic Nuns, and Buddhist Monks.
- Christian Science Practitioners and Readers: Christian Science practitioners are members in good standing with the Mother Church, The First Church of Christ Scientist, in Boston Massachusetts, who practice healing according to the teachings of Christian Science. Christian Science readers are considered the same as ordained, commissioned or licensed ministers.
So the snake oil salesmen who read the Bible and Mrs. Eddy’s whackadoo “Science and Health” book — and receive lesson-sermons sent by the “Mother Church” (anything to do with Farrakhan’s nutball “Mother Wheel”?) — then disseminate this garbage to innocent men, women, and yes, children… these yo-yos get tax breaks? For telling people not to go to the fucking doctor?
I mean, giving people tax breaks for lying to others has always offended me in the first place, and yes, I realize this isn’t news or anything. But after having read a bunch about “Christian Science” fairly recently and seeing it shoved in my face while I was paying the government money so they can fund more “faith-based” charities, this just kinda irked me a wee tad. These waterheads don’t just lie to their flock about their make-believe world, they inspire people not to seek medical help when they might actually need it. And they get a tax break for that?
The below is copied from a couple of Amazon reviews of “Science and Health.” Tragic.
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Christian Science Is Killing My Mother, December 8, 2004
Reviewer: Guy in Ohio “Guy in Ohio” (Westerville, Ohio United States) - See all my reviews
Last stage of cancer, will seek no treatment, courtesy of Mary Baker Eddy’s self-serving ideologies. I’ve studied CS to try to better undestand my mother, but all I found were half truths, contextual lies, and a cherry-picking of the Bible.
Another reviewer stated, “Avoid this book like the plague…It will kill you”
Folks, you have no idea how true that is…
Amazon needs a zero-star rating reserved for poisonous products.
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An Evil & Deadly Work of Insanity, October 21, 2004
Reviewer: Douglas Keith McEwan (Reseda, California United States) - See all my reviews
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One star only because this worthless mass of insane rantings can’t be given no stars. I had the misfortune to be raised in the Christian Science church. I had 18 years of Christian Science Sunday school, and my grandmother was a journal-listed Christian Science Practitioner. I was forced by my parents to study this evil book every day of my childhood and teen years, and I was denied all medical care because of it’s nonsensical strictures. I was not even allowed pain-relievers. No asperin for a headache or a muscle sprain. Just endure the agony until it clears up on it’s own. It was MONSTROUS!
Mother read aloud to me from it EVERY MORNING over breakfast the first 18 years of my life. I know this book backward and forward, and it makes just as much sense backwards as forwards.
This book is nothing more than the insane ravings of a lunatic! And it is DEADLY. The moronity of this book killed my parents and my grandparents. Let me reiterate that. They DIED because they followed the “Teachings” of this EVIL book!
The basic tenant of Christian Science, to be found in this book, and chanted at me in church every week for 18 miserable years, is “There is no life, truth or intelligence in matter. All is Infinate Mind and It’s ininite manifestations.” In other words: Nothing that exists is real. Only what doesn’t exist, exists. It’s textbook insanity, a complete denial of reality.
There is no life, truth or intelligence in this book or it’s insane authoress, the evil, morphine-riddled (Though she denied morphine to her followers. A hypocrite as well as insane.) Mary Baker Eddy.
Avoid this book as you would the plague. It will kill you if you let it.
It’s also very badly written.
Enjoy.

This is one particularly annoying thing, why should religious bastards be given special consideration and not have to pay taxes when everything they spout is garbage fantasy, lies and hatred especially when the U.S. Constitution specifies the separation of church and state ?? Why should sycophant bastards like pat robberson, jerry failwell and other televangelist pieces of crap continue to get richer on this backwards-assed crap which doesn’t have a shred of substantial evidence to back it up ? Heck the fact that there are conflicting religions is clear proof that the can’t all be right and thus have no valid claims to anything. All religious organizations should be made to pay back 50 years of tax money, if this breaks them all then so be it.
Either they should be forced to pay taxes like every other business or atheists should be allowed to form organizations based on science-fiction and get tax breaks as well.
Note there is one atheist lobbyist, Lori Lipman Brown but unfortunately she is one lone voice whom the current misadministration definitely will not listen to.
http://www.secular.org/brown_appointment.html
Or, use this information to your benefit. I was ordained a couple years ago as a minister over the Internet, and even received a certificate stating that I was empowered to perform marriages and such. It was free - all I had to do was ask and click on OK. I can’t remember the URL for it - and I misplaced my certificate.
Yeah, it’s annoying and outgrageous that religious “personel” get tax breaks - but you know - the US is primarily about “the bottom line.” If we all become ministers, we can all benefit. Maybe if 200 million of the 300 million or so folks in the US were “ordained ministers” and were able to reduce their taxes, the tax shortfall might cause some real problems.
It may not be practical, but it’s a fun thought anyway.
Lol, I’m ashamed to say that I am actually related to Mary Baker Eddy.
The really galling thing about this IRS-honored scam is that so many of these Christians are always complaining about “being persected” in America. Right; not only are there the tax breaks, but there’s a born-again, incurious overprivileged hilljack in the Oval Office, a Jesus-freak Senate Majority Leader with clear presidential ambitions, and government-funded abstinence “education” programs run by shamelessly lying sacks of shit. U.S. Christians have it almost as awful as Sunni Muslims in Iraq and Catholics in Northern Ireland.
I studied income taxation from UCLA. My, what a nightmare.
BV: Well put. Yup… He is one incurious silver spooned motherfucker, and the hillbillies keep making excuses for him anyway. Voting against their own interests, again and again. Hail to the thief.
Wonder what would happen if every secular humanist in the nation simply stopped paying taxes for one year? Not to sound elitist, but we could probably shut down the economy, since all the stats point to us being the principle bread-winners — feeding and clothing the rest of dumb-ass ‘Merica.
Of course, then Dick Cheney would have us declared terrorists and sent to Gitmo for the rest of our natural lives.
Maybe that would be good. See how Baby Jeebusland survives without actual intellectuals and free-thinkers to generate ideas and prosperity.
Ah, yes. I dream. Of an America that bitch-slaps the monkey-brained, taxes the rich, helps the poor, stops killing needlessly, uses its vast resources to help the world face its greatest challenges such as destruction of the environment, sustainable energy, etc.
I must be on lithium to keep hoping like this.
Pixi said:
Lol, I’m ashamed to say that I am actually related to Mary Baker Eddy.
Do tell!
Do you get to partake of her great con artist legacy? The CS church seems to have a lot of fucking money now.
who gets to decide what constitutes a valid religous body?
“These waterheads don’t just lie to their flock about their make-believe world, they inspire people not to seek medical help when they might actually need it.”
Which makes them fit right in with the new “health care” plan by Bush that I keep hearing about - something about getting tax breaks for NOT seeking medical care, which will keep the costs of health care lower. !!!!!!!!! We are so f–ked. Catherine
Catherine wrote:
Which makes them fit right in with the new “health care” plan by Bush that I keep hearing about - something about getting tax breaks for NOT seeking medical care, which will keep the costs of health care lower. !!!!!!!!! We are so f–ked. Catherine
Holy fuckin’ hell in a hand basket. You’re right. Can these “compassionate” conservatives do nothing that is actually compassionate? With nearly 45 million ‘Mericans without health insurance, Dubya Dumbass stands poised to give a State of the Onion address on Tuesday that outlines his new insane domestic policy… Namely:
While Clinton was driven by a desire to guarantee health insurance for every American, Bush is focusing primarily on health costs, which he says are swamping employers and threatening economic growth. While Clinton favored a larger role for government, Bush’s approach is built on the idea that placing more responsibility in the hands of individuals will create market pressure to hold down costs.
The debate has taken on new urgency as more companies struggle to pay for employee health benefits. Health-care costs have been a big factor in the troubles of the domestic auto industry, among others.
But some experts, Republicans and Democrats alike, say the Bush proposals, built around tax breaks, may drive up health spending and costs further by fueling demand for health care.
By making health care a prominent theme of his prime-time address to the nation, Bush hopes to regain the initiative on domestic policy. Success with his health-care proposals, after the failure of his effort to overhaul Social Security, would allow the president to build political momentum heading into the midterm elections this fall.
The White House has indicated Bush will propose tax deductions for out-of-pocket medical expenses, rules to encourage the use of health savings accounts and incentives for small businesses to band together and buy health insurance, exempt from state regulation.
Another smokescreen, like the Social Security scam. Another bunch of lies aimed at helping the rich, denying the poor, while pretending to be compassionate. How many fake town hall meetings will they set up for this fucking sham?
I don’t get any trickle-down money. I don’t get anything from that side of the family for that matter. It must have something to do with being the atheist black sheep of the family.
“I don’t get any trickle-down money. I don’t get anything from that side of the family for that matter. It must have something to do with being the atheist black sheep of the family.”
Pixi, not to worry. Jesus loves you, and will cure you of whatever ails you, except, perhaps for the intense loathing that accompanies you everywhere these days - loathing for the neocons, wherever they live, pillage, cheat, murder, etc.
I will pray for you. (Darwin, I really think if anyone dares say that to me, really in front of my face, I won’t be able to control myself.)
Ever looked at $cientology?
They have this neat ’secret’ agreement with the IRS, they get to deduct the cost of sending their children to schools run by $cientolgy.
http://www.xenu.net/archive/oca/nytimes.html
http://www.xenu.net/archive/oca/analysis.html
http://www.lisamcpherson.org/cos/irs-cos.htm
http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Cowen/essays/irs.html