Have you been following the growing furor in the Muslim world over a Danish publication’s decision to run a series of political cartoons, some of which depicted Mohammed? According to oh-so-forgiving Islam, even flattering portrayals of “The Prophet” are, of course, blasphemy.

Fuck. When I look at Islam’s stranglehold over the (admittedly) desperate people of the Middle East, I see just how ugly shit could get here if the Xian extremists have their way and keep stoking the fires of religious ignorance and hatred.

Say it now and say it proud, GifSters: “I despise religion — all religions — and what they stand for. You can have your dumbfuck beliefs, but I don’t have to live by them or respect them.”

Some days I really fear a great clash of religious maniacs is upon us, like the Crusades. *Shudder*. Someone say something positive about all this, puhleeze!