A College That’s Strictly Different
This is a lovely little article found via Pharyngula that illustrates student life at Pensacola Christian College- an unaccredited “college”.

The campus looks just like the glossy brochure: clean, green, and beautiful. The students are well dressed and well groomed, not a pair of jeans or scrappy goatee in sight. Inside the Commons building, two students engage in a spirited game of Ping-Pong. When one of them misses an easy shot, he cries, “Praise the Lord!”
Pensacola Christian College prides itself on being different, not just from secular colleges, but from fellow Christian ones, too. Some of those differences, like the way students dress, are obvious to any visitor. Others are not. Since its founding, more than 30 years ago, Pensacola has blossomed from a tiny Bible college into a thriving institution of nearly 5,000 students. Along the way it has become known as among the most conservative — and most secretive — colleges in the country.
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Lisa Morris was walking to class with her boyfriend last October when something happened. At first Ms. Morris, sophomore music major, is reluctant to divulge the details. Eventually, however, the truth comes out: He patted her behind.Someone who witnessed the incident reported Ms. Morris and her boyfriend. At Pensacola any physical contact between members of the opposite sex is forbidden. (Members of the same sex may touch, although the college condemns homosexuality.) The forbidden contact includes shaking hands and definitely includes patting behinds. Both students were expelled.
Of Pensacola’s many rules, those dealing with male-female relationships are the most talked about. There are restrictions on when and where men and women may speak to each other. Some elevators and stairwells may be used only by women; others may be used only by men. Socializing on particular benches is forbidden. If a man and a woman are walking to class, they may chat; if they stop en route, though, they may be in trouble. Generally men and women caught interacting in any “unchaperoned area” — which is most of the campus — could be subject to severe penalties.
Those rules extend beyond the campus. A man and a woman cannot go to an off-campus restaurant together without a chaperon (usually a faculty member). Even running into members of the opposite sex off campus can lead to punishment. One student told of how a group of men and a group of women from the college happened to meet at a McDonald’s last spring. Both groups were returning from the beach (they had gone to separate beaches; men and women are not allowed to be at the beach together). The administration found out, and all 15 students were expelled.
Even couples who are not talking or touching can be reprimanded. Sabrina Poirier, a student at Pensacola who withdrew in 1997, was disciplined for what is known on the campus as “optical intercourse” — staring too intently into the eyes of a member of the opposite sex. This is also referred to as “making eye babies.” While the rule does not appear in written form, most students interviewed for this article were familiar with the concept.
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There are plenty of other ways to run afoul of the rules. Last spring Timothy Dow was caught playing the video game Halo 2. Such games are banned by the college. Movies are also forbidden, including those rated G. Music is restricted to classical or approved Christian (”contemporary Christian” artists are deemed too worldly). Students are allowed to watch television news at 6 o’clock, but that’s it. The TVs are controlled by college employees, who flip a switch to black out the commercials, lest students see anything inappropriate.In the library, books and magazines are censored. One student says she saw a pair of black-marker boxer shorts on a photograph of Michelangelo’s David. Any books that students wish to read that are not in the library must first be approved by administrators. Those containing references to “magic,” for instance, are normally rejected. The rule book specifically prohibits “fleshly magazines and books.”
The most tragic outcome of this? These poor kids think they’re getting an education - however, attending a “college” that is not accredited means credits can’t be transferred. But, they still think they’ll be employable after “college”
Mr. Ghobrial, the student from Egypt who doesn’t mind the rules, wants to attend dental school. His first choice, West Virginia University, has already said it would not consider his application, because Pensacola is not accredited. “I’m hoping they change their minds,” he says.
So, what’s that about religion NOT being just indoctrination and control again?

“Making eye-babies” reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Peter turns his basement into a bar and Lois becomes the main attraction:
Brian: Something troubling you Peter?
Peter: Oh no, nothing. Just all of my friends are eye-humping my wife.
Seriously, I can’t beleive that grown adults would opt for such a big brother type institution. Maybe they like being dominated? Sort of a Christian S&M thing going on. I mean we all know they like snuff films.
I sort of feel bad for the guy from Egypt. But really, you have money to go to school in the US and you choose this clown college? Either you’re not too bright and should probably choose a career in the food services or house keeping industries or you deserve what you get.
Heh… maybe they’ll all forget how sex works and their population will thin out.
Sounds like a bunch of fas-theists to me.
Some of this is cultural, mind you: I know in China, for example, it’s very common for same-sex friends to hold hands, no sexual innuendo is implied. In America, Spongebob Squarepants is accused of homosexuality for doing that (& it’s a FRICKIN’ CARTOON, fer cryin’ out loud).
Far as I know, the USA (maybe a coupla others) is 1 of the few countries where touching another human being is tantamount to foreplay.
I saw a news story some years ago, where a transplanted (USA) Muslim family was watching their son’s basketball game, dad patted the girl baby on the butt, that week, social services stepped in & took the children away.
As to the separate stairwells, why do I think of Saul of Tarsus when I read that?
This inherent ‘original sin’ horse manure is getting older by the minute.
More reasons we shouldn’t let folks like this in the government.
It’s interesting to me the depths of the “we’re so persecuted” bullshit these people spew. A friend of mine just showed me a post on the friggin American Idol message board saying that the one chick should be more vocal about her christianity (apparently someone sang a gospel song) because christians are so persecuted in this country.
WTF?
If this college is what we have to look forward to if/when they take total control, hello New Zealand!
One of the great appeals of fascism is to convince a people that they are being persecuted and should move to persecute those that would persecute them. Sort of a preemptive persecution. The homosexual agenda is coming for you! Get them before they get you!
I am so glad that nobody from that “college” is actually going to amount to anything.
According to wikipedia, there is a Republican in the US House right now who is an alum.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Sean said: I am so glad that nobody from that “college” is actually going to amount to anything.
Oh, I so agree. I feel for these poor kids but we certainly don’t want them in any of the “higher levels” of society (and I know how bad that sounds - sorry).
Well, Bruce found out there’s one who is in the House of Representatives.
But any meatball can make it into Congress, right?
It is completely mind-boggling that adults would subject themselves to that kind of control. Even more mind-boggling is how randomly encountering a group at McDonald’s could be justified as grounds for expulsion. No wonder they believe in “eye babies.” What a bunch of dumbshits.
Sean:
But any meatball can make it into Congress, right?
Or President, judging from the current administration.
screaming headlong back into the dark ages.
Sounds like American Taliban University.
This place sounds unimaginable, I’m surprised someone hasn’t sued them for their crazy crap. Who the heck comes up with these insane ludicrous rules ?!? I wouldn’t be surprised if the main building was shaped like a giant cube with alcoves and assimilation chambers instead of dorms and classrooms.
“Sabrina Poirier, a student at Pensacola who withdrew in 1997, was disciplined for what is known on the campus as “optical intercourse” - staring too intently into the eyes of a member of the opposite sex. This is also referred to as ‘making eye babies.’”
Gee - and here I am thinking I haven’t had any children. Turns out I’ve made hundreds of “eye babies” so far in my filthy, dirty, promiscuous optical sex life! I’m so ashamed, I’m gonna hafta wear blinders from now on *sniffles*.
How many eye-babies are made with each optical intercourse encounter? One for each eye? So four?
My bi girlfriend and I used to oggle girls together all the time. Think of all the helpless eye-babies we left orphaned in the world.
Sean: My bi girlfriend and I used to oggle girls together all the time.
Would girl-on-girl optical intercourse even lead to eye babies? Or boy-on-boy?
What a stupid, ignorant, coitophobic
concept…
You mean girls and girls can’t make babies together? I thought babies and AIDS came from toilet seats! I am gonna go ask my youth pastor right now.
Sean: I thought babies and AIDS came from toilet seats! I am gonna go ask my youth pastor right now.
Oh, no, that just gave me another flashback to the Bible Study class that covered sex ed - gotta go work on another post!
I’d like to know what sort of stupid idiot christian fanatic came up with the “making eye babies” crap. Nutjob christians never cease to amaze me with the sheer depths of their stupidity, ignorance and crazed fanaticism.
With all of their wackadoo rules why don’t they just stop getting married and stop having kids ?? By doing so they’re simply proving they’re major hypocrites by violating their own crazy rules.
They’re not supposed to have sex for any other purposes than procreation. Some of them even believe that they’re not supposed to enjoy sex even if it is for procreation. They can have all the sex they want as long as they’re married and doing it for the kids.
It’s not hypocrisy, though it is entirely stupid.
Lots of the religious have problems facing up to sex. Some of them find the whole idea disgusting, others hope that religion will cure them of their sexual compulsions. I suppose they would ban it entirely if they could but they’ve got to think of keeping their numbers up.
I know “eye rape” was a common ‘crime’ attributed to black men back in the Jim Crow days, which basically consisted of looking at white women too long, too presumptuously, or in some kind of subjectively-determined unseemly manner. I imagine this comes out of the same kind of sentiment.