Comments on: Xian Parenting Tip # 159: Get Thy Children to a CULT! http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/03/31/xian-parenting-tip-159-get-thy-children-to-a-cult/ Commentary, news, and rants on the evils and stupidity of belief in the big invisible daddy in the sky. Illuminating and watchdogging the widespread attempts to institutionalize the theocratic rule of the US. Making fun of believers everywhere. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:34:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Tom Foss http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/03/31/xian-parenting-tip-159-get-thy-children-to-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-181949 Tom Foss Thu, 01 Feb 2007 22:02:12 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=1654#comment-181949 <blockquote>I’d like to know what sort of stupid idiot christian fanatic came up with the “making eye babies” crap. Nutjob christians never cease to amaze me with the sheer depths of their stupidity, ignorance and crazed fanaticism.</blockquote> I know "eye rape" was a common 'crime' attributed to black men back in the Jim Crow days, which basically consisted of looking at white women too long, too presumptuously, or in some kind of subjectively-determined unseemly manner. I imagine this comes out of the same kind of sentiment.

I’d like to know what sort of stupid idiot christian fanatic came up with the “making eye babies” crap. Nutjob christians never cease to amaze me with the sheer depths of their stupidity, ignorance and crazed fanaticism.

I know “eye rape” was a common ‘crime’ attributed to black men back in the Jim Crow days, which basically consisted of looking at white women too long, too presumptuously, or in some kind of subjectively-determined unseemly manner. I imagine this comes out of the same kind of sentiment.

]]> By: DoubtingThomas http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/03/31/xian-parenting-tip-159-get-thy-children-to-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-181631 DoubtingThomas Thu, 01 Feb 2007 18:19:32 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=1654#comment-181631 Lots of the religious have problems facing up to sex. Some of them find the whole idea disgusting, others hope that religion will cure them of their sexual compulsions. I suppose they would ban it entirely if they could but they've got to think of keeping their numbers up. Lots of the religious have problems facing up to sex. Some of them find the whole idea disgusting, others hope that religion will cure them of their sexual compulsions. I suppose they would ban it entirely if they could but they’ve got to think of keeping their numbers up.

]]> By: duquesne_pdx http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/03/31/xian-parenting-tip-159-get-thy-children-to-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-10846 duquesne_pdx Tue, 04 Apr 2006 17:03:52 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=1654#comment-10846 <blockquote>With all of their wackadoo rules why don’t they just stop getting married and stop having kids ?? By doing so they’re simply proving they’re major hypocrites by violating their own crazy rules.</blockquote> They're not supposed to have sex for any other purposes than procreation. Some of them even believe that they're not supposed to enjoy sex even if it is for procreation. They can have all the sex they want as long as they're married and doing it for the kids. It's not hypocrisy, though it is <i>entirely</i> stupid.

With all of their wackadoo rules why don’t they just stop getting married and stop having kids ?? By doing so they’re simply proving they’re major hypocrites by violating their own crazy rules.

They’re not supposed to have sex for any other purposes than procreation. Some of them even believe that they’re not supposed to enjoy sex even if it is for procreation. They can have all the sex they want as long as they’re married and doing it for the kids.

It’s not hypocrisy, though it is entirely stupid.

]]> By: Enemy of Religion http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/03/31/xian-parenting-tip-159-get-thy-children-to-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-10794 Enemy of Religion Tue, 04 Apr 2006 02:29:56 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=1654#comment-10794 I'd like to know what sort of stupid idiot christian fanatic came up with the "making eye babies" crap. Nutjob christians never cease to amaze me with the sheer depths of their stupidity, ignorance and crazed fanaticism. With all of their wackadoo rules why don't they just stop getting married and stop having kids ?? By doing so they're simply proving they're major hypocrites by violating their own crazy rules. I’d like to know what sort of stupid idiot christian fanatic came up with the “making eye babies” crap. Nutjob christians never cease to amaze me with the sheer depths of their stupidity, ignorance and crazed fanaticism.

With all of their wackadoo rules why don’t they just stop getting married and stop having kids ?? By doing so they’re simply proving they’re major hypocrites by violating their own crazy rules.

]]> By: Eve http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/03/31/xian-parenting-tip-159-get-thy-children-to-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-10785 Eve Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:49:00 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=1654#comment-10785 Sean: I thought babies and AIDS came from toilet seats! I am gonna go ask my youth pastor right now. Oh, no, that just gave me another flashback to the Bible Study class that covered sex ed - gotta go work on another post! Sean: I thought babies and AIDS came from toilet seats! I am gonna go ask my youth pastor right now.

Oh, no, that just gave me another flashback to the Bible Study class that covered sex ed - gotta go work on another post!

]]> By: Sean http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/03/31/xian-parenting-tip-159-get-thy-children-to-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-10782 Sean Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:39:38 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=1654#comment-10782 You mean girls and girls can't make babies together? I thought babies and AIDS came from toilet seats! I am gonna go ask my youth pastor right now. You mean girls and girls can’t make babies together? I thought babies and AIDS came from toilet seats! I am gonna go ask my youth pastor right now.

]]> By: Eve http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/03/31/xian-parenting-tip-159-get-thy-children-to-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-10779 Eve Tue, 04 Apr 2006 00:00:47 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=1654#comment-10779 Sean: My bi girlfriend and I used to oggle girls together all the time. Would girl-on-girl optical intercourse even lead to eye babies? Or boy-on-boy? What a stupid, ignorant, <a href="http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=5401:1473" rel="nofollow">coitophobic</a> concept... Sean: My bi girlfriend and I used to oggle girls together all the time.

Would girl-on-girl optical intercourse even lead to eye babies? Or boy-on-boy?

What a stupid, ignorant, coitophobic
concept…

]]> By: Sean http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/03/31/xian-parenting-tip-159-get-thy-children-to-a-cult/comment-page-1/#comment-10754 Sean Mon, 03 Apr 2006 20:48:32 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/?p=1654#comment-10754 How many eye-babies are made with each optical intercourse encounter? One for each eye? So four? My bi girlfriend and I used to oggle girls together all the time. Think of all the helpless eye-babies we left orphaned in the world. How many eye-babies are made with each optical intercourse encounter? One for each eye? So four?

My bi girlfriend and I used to oggle girls together all the time. Think of all the helpless eye-babies we left orphaned in the world.

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