I’d just like to say to those xians, “You’ve come a long way, baby.” It wasn’t that long ago that the Protestant missionaries in the Dominican Republic were forbidden to even *go* to the movies, let alone watch them for therapy.

Then again, these were the same people who couldn’t even wear wedding rings because jewelry was strictly forbidden.

Aren’t they afraid that the Devil will sneak evil ideas into their heads if they do anything for leisure other than read the bible?

Did I give the impression that I enjoyed “Story of Us”?

And I’ll have you know my insanity in entirely psychological scarring from my religious upbringing.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uN8584eBdII&search=cocoon

Man, these tools love their tripe! I was especially amazed that “Story of Us” was under Couples Commitment - that flick was such a jumbled piece of shit I kept hoping there’d either be a divorce or a murder-suicide pact that would salvage it. No such luck.

Under Self-Worth, how could you leave out Takashi Miike’s “Ichi the Killer”? It is a touching portrait of one man making a difference.
Sort of.

And I’m shocked - shocked, I say! - to find “Trash-talkin’-whores 7″ was not included under Couples Communication. It really answers the existential questions raised in 1 - 6.
I came, I saw, I came.
Thumbs up.

Non-Prophet -

Do people really “contemplate” taking heroin? You’d think there’s enough information about the train wreck your life becomes when you use it. I happen to be pro-legalization, but I also figure if you’re stupid enough to volutarily start using heroin, before you do you should first sign up for every dangerous human medical test available.
That way, at least your life will be useful for something before you turn into a piece of shit smack head.

Perhaps I’m being too critical of addiction.
Oh well.

Besides, if you’re looking for a crazy, mind-altering experience, find the biggest TV you can, have a few drinks or tokes, and watch Terry Gilliam’s “Fear and Loathing”.

A lot cheaper than a smack habit.

There you go - you have your orders.