Vatican Tries to Break “Da Vinci Code”

The Vatican has stepped up its denouncement of the hotly anticipated movie, upgrading its disapproval of the book’s supposedly anti-Christian theories from pulpit-spewing rants to full-blown boycott.

Why do these religious types always call for a boycott of that which they disagree with? Shouldn’t people be encouraged to see things for themselves and make their own decisions?

Oh, yeah. That’s not what religion is all about, is it? Your decisions are made for you. My bad.

As it is, Monsignor Angelo Amato, the number two official in the Vatican’s powerful doctrinal office, has urged Catholics everywhere to boycott the upcoming Tom Hanks film on the basis that it patently “offended” the Christian faith.

Amato called Dan Brown’s blockbuster novel “stridently anti-Christian…full of calumnies, offences and historical and theological errors regarding Jesus, the Gospels and the Church.

“I hope that you all will boycott the film,” he said, according to the ANSA news agency.

You know someone was raised Catholic when they go around using words like “calumny.” What’s the matter, is the word “vituperation” not obscure or Latin enough for ya??