Comments on: Greetings! I travelled a thousand light-years to peer up your ass!

By: Rhoadan

Rhoadan — Thu, 10 Aug 2006 14:03:45 +0000

Re: Shaun of the Dead

That’s a perfectly valid spelling even if it’s not
Gaelic. Shaun Cassidy from the Hardy Boys, anyone?

I’ve also met someone who spells it “Shawn.”

By: God is for Suckers! » Blog Archive » A Follow-Up to “Greetings….Ass!”

Wed, 09 Aug 2006 23:35:49 +0000

[...] Back in May, Sean’s post about ufologist McKinnon under the hilarious headline of “Greetings! I’ve travelled a thousand light-years to peer up your ass!” (well worth repeating over and over again) triggered a vague memory for me of something I’d read in a skeptical magazine about the traditional “gray” alien described by abductees. Catherine suggested that it might be a Skeptical Inquirer article I was remembering. [...]

By: Gary Ansorge

Gary Ansorge — Mon, 15 May 2006 15:31:11 +0000

Ramen? I’m pretty sure that’s not a greeting. It’s a NOODLE.

Aliens don’t contact us because we’re meat. It’s because. as a species, we’re STOOPID.

AS far as the fat, hairy old white guy in the sky is concerned, I’m here,
not up there,,,mainly ’cause NASA wouldn’t let me go,,,

Gary 7

By: Sean

Sean — Thu, 11 May 2006 23:35:30 +0000

That’s hilarious, Randy. I didn’t even know about the ludicrous speed joke when I said that. I only saw Spaceballs once… A long time ago, in a living room far, far away.

By: Unused and Probably Unusable

Unused and Probably Unusable — Thu, 11 May 2006 21:32:08 +0000

Skeptics’ Circle #34: the mineraliest!…

EoR at The Second Sight hosts the latest iteration of the Skeptics’ Circle, and this one is particularly impressive.

This one’s theme involves crystals and gems. The title is “The 34th Skeptics’ Circle: Critical Thinking Crystallised.” N……

By: Eve

Eve — Thu, 11 May 2006 16:26:16 +0000

Randy!, Dunc, *lol*!

By: Dunc

Dunc — Thu, 11 May 2006 14:24:20 +0000

On the subject of alien portraits, there’s a line from a William Gibson short story (The Gernsback Continuum) which I think is very apt: “Sure, I could buy aliens, but not aliens that look like ’50s comic book art.”

By: Randy!

Randy! — Thu, 11 May 2006 11:59:53 +0000

P.C.: I think you meant solar system, not galaxy. Travelling the ludicrous distance between stars…
Well, unless you went LUDICROUS SPEED
http://www.garnersclassics.com/qspballs.htm

I suppose with enough technology we could accomplish INSANE SPEED, although I think the religious right have already patented that technology.