Woman balks at having 6/6/6 ‘devil’ baby
You wanna know the scariest part of this? This woman isn’t American. That means religious freakery is spreading. *cue doom music*
CAVERSHAM, England, May 30 (UPI) — A woman in England due to give birth on June 6 is fighting with her hospital to induce her sooner to avoid delivering on the demonic date of 6/6/6.
Melissa Parker, 30, said as a fan of “The Omen,” a movie about a demonic child, she’s genuinely concerned about the numerology involved, The Sun reported Tuesday.
“I’m terrified the birth will go wrong or the child will have evil in him or her,” Parker said. “Even worse my beautiful baby could be the devil himself — the anti-Christ.”
The figure 666 is mentioned in the Bible and various cultures believe it represents the date the anti-Christ will appear on Earth, but that doesn’t hold any water at the Royal Berkshire Hospital.
A hospital spokesman said Parker’s request for an induction was refused because due dates are not 100 percent certain.
“There is little we can do to change them without a Caesarean or inducing the child, which we try to avoid,” the spokesman said. “We must let nature take its course. The baby will be born when ready, no matter what day it is.”
The only thing I have to say is: TAKE THAT KID AWAY FROM THIS FREAK RIGHT NOW.
If she is dumb enough to be “concerned about the numerology involved” she’s only about of depression away from becoming the next Andrea Yates.
What will she do to it if it IS born on the 6th?
And, come to think of it, who does she think she is trying to alter Gawd’s plan for the birth of the anti-christ. I bet she didn’t think of that! Because how could her holy womb carry the anti-christ?
That’s a weird version of NIMBY (Not In My Back Yard). It’s NIMU (Not In My Uterus). 
I’m getting a real kick out of this whole 06/06/06 thing. The best part is that when they found the dead sea scrolls they discovered that someone had mistranslated that part. The actual number reference is 618.
*cue evil laughter*
Fear and tremble, you fools, for *I* am the real anti-christ, and I am already here!
Well, my birthday’s on June 6, anyway…
And yes, Lya, is no one worried that a woman wacked-up enough to freak out over a number is going to be a mother? I mean, her husband/the baby’s father, parents on either side, anyone?
She had sex, and sex is eeeeeeeevil. Ergo, her child will be the anti-jeebus and armaget-it-on is right around the corner. Tres cool. I could use a vacation.
(Meanwhile, those of us without imaginary friends will go on and lead our lives and perhaps get some stuff done.)
The only thing I have to say is: TAKE THAT KID AWAY FROM THIS FREAK RIGHT NOW.
Man, this part fucking killed me. Good one, Lya.
And why can’t people understand that it’s impossible to ever go against God’s will?
Even if this crazy Brit manages to push her kid out on some other day, there will still be thousands of children born on 6/6/06. In 15-20 years, when the first one of them flips out and kills some people or something, we’ll never hear the end of it from the whackos.
If anyone aside from a few random crazies actually believed this drivel, we’d being going out of our way to assure that none were born on that day by any means necessary, and maybe smothering the ones that are.
“If anyone aside from a few random crazies actually believed this drivel, we’d being going out of our way to assure that none were born on that day by any means necessary,”
Prezactly. Which is why i got a kick out of the hospital’s response:
“A hospital spokesman said Parker’s request for an induction was refused because due dates are not 100 percent certain.
“There is little we can do to change them without a Caesarean or inducing the child, which we try to avoid,” the spokesman said. “We must let nature take its course. The baby will be born when ready, no matter what day it is.”
So the hospital staff if more concerned with the health of the child then the woman herself.
I’ll say it again: TAKE THAT KID AWAY FROM THAT FREAK AS SOON AS IT IS BORN.
Can someone please explain to these people that:
1. The number is actually 616, not 666. The early manuscripts plainly show 616 and it was changed to conform to the writer’s own numerology;
2. Our calendar system is pretty goddamn random and most historical accounts don’t even put jebus’ bday at 0 AD;
3. Revelations (as was mentioned on GIFS) was a highly contested book to be placed in the bible. I’d like to think that it’s precisely for reasons like this, that people would get so caught up in the end times for stupid reasons; and finally
4. People have been preaching about the end times since…well, the beginning of time. examples: social proof, comet, and Anabaptist.
The Anti-Christ will not be born on June 6, 2006 and it will not herald the end of the world. Sorry, you’re going to have to pay your mortgage.
People’s attachment to dates is always cute. It’s only 6/6/06 if you use one calendar. Heck, what with the dateline and all even if she had it on 6/5/06, it would still be 6/6/06 somewhere in the world. And every day is 6/6/06, depending on what arbitrary moment you choose to begin your reckoning of the modern era.
Something which became apparent to ME during my ‘New Ager’ period, was the, not too hidden, Occult nature of the Bible itself. The so-called Occult [meaning ‘hidden’] being the world of Astrology, Numerology and ancient traditional cosmologies. For anyone interested, check out an unusually unique dissection of the Bible: “Deceptions and Myths of the Bible” by Lloyd M. Graham. [Most libraries probably won’t have it; but it’s available at Amazon] I ’stumbled’ on it in a Barnes & Noble back in 1989, in my late ‘New Ager’ days. For the purpose of ‘condensing my comment’, it points up things like the frequent presence of Numerology, Astrology, Precession of the Equinoxes [similar to Graham Hancock’s ‘Fingerprints of the Gods’ focus] etc.all throughout the Old and New Testaments.
In other words, something unknown to all the Fundie Bible Thumpers: their favorite book is really an Occult book! [again…Occult: meaning the ‘HIDDEN’ nature of ‘reality’…not Satanism!]
More to the point that relates to the infamous ‘date’ shtick:
In numerology, 666 is equivalent to 18 or 9…the number of the deity; or two sides of the same coin?
[If I recall correctly, the number 18, to the Hebrews, is actually considered to represent ‘good fortune’…i.e. ‘Lucky’ or POSITIVE]
To quote from Graham’s book: “Demon est Deus Inversus” or…Satan is the other side of God! That reminds me of “Star War’s”…Dark side of the Force. Yada, Yada…or Yoda, Yoda?
Of course, there have been other’s ideas such as 666 being the number of the Carbon atom…Etcetera, Etcetera!
Bottom line: The Bullshit is VERY old…and VERY deep!
The Anti-Christ will not be born on June 6, 2006 and it will not herald the end of the world. Sorry, you’re going to have to pay your mortgage.
This reminds me of a time when harmonic convergence was all the rage. I asked my friend about it, and he replied, “Nope, just like any other day: my mom yelled at me, and I still hated my job.”
Well, that’s what she gets for fucking on or around September 6! Any True Christian™ would have known better.
Seriously, couldn’t someone just tell her that the date will really be 6/6/2006. 6/6/6 was two fucking thousand years ago.
Hey, ChuckA, didn’t the ancient Hebrews inherit all their OT occultism from the Sumerians–>Babylonians–>Assyrians et al anyway?
Xianity is based on judaism which is based on paganism, so paganism wins!
June 6 is Queensland day (the day my state was declared an independant colony from New South Wales in 1859)! Child sacrifices for all!
Yes Eve:
Exactly!…Those sneaky Ancient Pagans are STILL fooling all of the Fundie Literalists!…?
Whateva!
“Now,…where did I put my pointy hat?”
What we really have to worry about is next year: 6/6/7. Everyone knows the Beast across the street is the one you gotta watch.
I find it weird that she prefaces her concerns with “as a fan of The Omen”, rather than “as a Christian”.
As a fan of the X-Men movies, I am genuinely concerned about evil mutants. Please take me seriously.
You fools! Of course we are living in the End Times, but it’s not gonna happen on 6-6-06. Read and learn, for chrissake:
http://tinyurl.com/meecg
Another loving mother who doesn’t wanna give birth on the “Devil Day”:
http://tinyurl.com/m8gq6
Sorry, but the kid’s not going to be the antichrist. My brother’s already here, and he’s the antichrist. A net quiz told him so.
The woman sure thinks a lot of herself. I mean, how many babies are there born in one day?
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Sorry, duq… Note both their current moods: depressed and anxious. See what the Lord does for you?
If my b-day is 6/6/(19)66, does the extra 6 make me extra evil?
Although given the fudies I work with (and for), I was thinking of showing up in all black on 6/6/06, and talk about listening to Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Manson, and Slayer etc., and having to make sure I get home in time to celebrate the black mass at 6pm or something like that, just to fuck with them.
JeffB, Slayer has it all planned out for you… HERE!
At the very least, I’ll play Rob Zombie on my computer all day long…
Just stumbled on your blog here and i have to thank you ALL for the laughs.. pretty stupid shit if you ask me. These radicals are just out there.. no other way to put it!! Thanks again for the laughs. I needed them !!!
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Welcome, Heather! Come on back now, ya hear?
For one thing you jackasses, rob zombie doesn’t believe in hell. So if you think your all satanic listening to him your wrong. For proof here is a live conversation with him http://www.movieweb.com/dvd/news/02/4002.php
Also 6/6/06 isnt the mark of the beast date. It is 6/6/60 you hoes.
This whole site is crap. Atheist suck. If you think your an satanic atheist there is no such thing. If you believe in the devil there is no sense in not believeing in god.
If anyone wants to cuss me out my email is soulwz@aol.com
Marshall brilliantly stated:
Also 6/6/06 isnt the mark of the beast date. It is 6/6/60 you hoes.
Where did you come by this remarkable factoid? Your ass?
And:
This whole site is crap. Atheist suck. If you think your an satanic atheist there is no such thing.
Bing! Give that man a prize. If that is what you literally thought after reading some of this site — that we are a bunch of “atheist Satanists” (ooooh! oogie boogie!) — you need to go back to school and take a course in reading comprehension. Also, you need to develop a slightly more sophisticated appreciation for satire. I recommend “Monty Python’s Life of Brian.”
If anyone wants to cuss me out my email is soulwz@aol.com
Another Xian martyr begging to be flagellated. (No, Marshall, that doesn’t mean getting a blow job).
Someone’s been drinking deeply of the stupid today.
And 6/6/60 only looks better because you are still leaving numbers out. Doesn’t look so good as 06/06/2060, does it? Or is there something of substance behind this assertion?
Not that I expect someone who would leave their email address to return.