And While We are Slapping Mr. Coulter

8 June 2006 by Sean

In tribute to the release of her latest screed yesterday (happy belated birthday, Eve!) someone put together this “Best of Ann Coulter” on YouTube:

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21 comments to “And While We are Slapping Mr. Coulter”

  1. DrunkMonkey:

    She seems like a walking parody of the religious right. How can anyone take her seriously?

  2. Sean:

    Her new rag is the number two bestseller on Amazon right now. Maybe it’s just people who enjoy watching train wrecks? I would never give her my money. I actually think she is best ignored, but can’t help myself sometimes. I would like to see this latest outrage truly backfire on her. The Right will exploit other people’s tragedies without hesitation — but then to turn around and accuse people of exploiting their own fucking tragedies? Outrageous.

  3. Marcus:

    She’s a disgusting human… actually, she may be a genius level comedian playing the part of the grotesque. If I could make this much money by satirizing the most aberrant of a group, I think I might.

  4. stardust1954:

    Coulter’s behavior reflects mental instability combined with an enormous ego. She also thrives on Jerry Springer-like attention. Even while in school she did bizarre things to attract attention to herself (like wear fur coats to class in the summertime to rile up those for animal rights). She talks about these widows using their husband’s deaths for attention, then she uses the widows of the dead husbands for subject matter for a book to make money for herself.

    People are into sensationalism, and Coulter knows what will sell. The more bizarre, grotesque, controversial . . . the more attention it will get, and the more money it will make. Networks have her on their programs only because people will tune in to see what crazy shit she will say next and to watch the host argue with her. I equate MAnn Coulter to championship wrestling. She’s all bullshit.

  5. Sean:

    And what a surprise: another right-wing Xian liar. She is totally unknown at the church she claims to attend regularly:

    http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Godless_author_Coulter_unknown_at_church_0608.html

  6. Julie:

    I can’t watch that and laugh. I tried, but the nagging thought that she’s absolutely serious kept destroying my buzz.

  7. Aesmael:

    My theory is she’s a hate elemental and whoever summoned her has a lot to answer for. Or what stardust said.

  8. Raindogzilla:

    I’d like to hit her in the pie with a face. No, wait, that’s gross, in the face with a pie.

  9. Sean:

    Rain: it’s been done.

  10. stardust1954:

    I can’t watch that and laugh. I tried, but the nagging thought that she’s absolutely serious kept destroying my buzz.

    I don’t find this Coulter bitch to be funny at all. She is a despicable human being.

  11. stardust1954:

    “It seems that Miss Coulter’s whole sense of self comes from thinking she is a “hot young babe” who drives, presumably myopic, men wild with a sexual desire so ardent they no longer hear the nonsense she is saying. Goodness me, who would have ever guessed that the Achilles heel for most Republican men would be the sight of pre-operative transsexuals in dresses made for someone 20 years younger?”

    A brilliant book review by Mrs. Betty Bowers.

  12. Sean:

    Oh, lemme just say I didn’t think these excerpts were funny at all. I found them disturbing. The fact that someone this hateful is a bestselling author boggles the mind.

    This is what I don’t get. The American Right and the religious fundies they are in bed with, have every reason to celebrate the last fucked-up six years.

    Their fear-mongering and pandering to the lowest commen denominator has won them election after election, putting them in charge of the executive and the legislative branches of government, allowing them not one, but two fucking appointments to the Supreme Court — and yet their rage has not subsided. They go on screaming about godless liberals every fucking day. What will satiate their vicious thirst?

  13. Tony D:

    Our final resolve should be to ignore Ann Coulter. My only wish is to outlive her.

  14. ChuckA:

    Rain,…
    Regarding your (lol) comment: “I’d like to hit her in the pie with a face.”;…
    coupled with Sean’s ’seeming’ certitude of same [?]…I couldn’t help but think, it just MIGHT have been accomplished,…perhaps even more than once…by none other than…Bill Maher!
    It certainly seems that Bill and Ann, strangely enough, like each other very much!…and I don’t think it’s because of her ‘nutcase’ intellectual prowess.
    ‘In the spirit’ of Dubya; one might describe the goings-on as:…”HARD Work”!
    Hmmm…’nutcase’…[or 'Nut' Case?]…funny how a word’s ‘mental image’ can somehow warp with a particular usage!…by, and in, a considerably warped…and rather filthy…mind, of course!
    “What!…like Moi’s?”
    [By the way, thanks for all your very humorous and enlightening postings and comments! Talk about 'hard work'!]

  15. Sean:

    Chuck: I provided a link. She has been pied before. Check it out:

    http://ticklebug.typepad.com/trials_and_turbulations/files/Ann_Coulter_Part_2.MPG

  16. Sean:

    By the way, I (being a glutton for punishment) have spent some time on a few far right web sites like Free Republic. You actually do see the righties talking about how “hot” she is and why they wanna “do” her. She is emaciated in the extreme, blonde and mean. I guess that is the ideal to a certain type of ‘Merican.

  17. raindogzilla:

    My source at Mr. Coulter’s publishing house emailed me the original cover of her latest book. Closer to the mark, I’m just sayin’.

    Oh, and in case the Href doesn’t work, its; http://www.flickr.com/photos/45544831@N00/164270257/

  18. ChuckA:

    Sean: Thanks for the link…
    For some reason the Video didn’t play [AOL's shitty browser player! I'll have to try it using Firefox. I've been in the process of transferring off AOL to Comcast using the Firefox browser...and thus...the 'eh!'...Windows Media player?]
    Anyway, I might have seen the video before,…I have a vague memory of it.
    Actually, I have no doubts about your “pie in the face” of Ms. Coulter knowledge…
    I was playing [as you, also, may have surmised] ‘dirty joking’ shtick; jumping off on Raindog’s: “FACE IN THE PIE” wording!
    I know, guys,…It’s stretching the definition of ‘pie’…”Tee, hee!”
    kinda like all that British ‘bird’, and ‘tit’ jargon?
    “Hmmm…what DID Raindog REALLY mean by HIS usage?”
    By the way; I don’t know how you keep up with all the diddley-whop commenting, like mine; with all the more important posting you do.
    Man!…You, Raindog, and some others here would easily qualify for Dubya’s…”HARD WORK AWARD”!!
    [I actually wouldn't be surprised if there WAS one in the works for the "First Chimp's" agenda!...Oh, wait!...of course,..."No godless, Humanist, Liberals need apply!"...
    nor, of course,...would they WANT to?]
    [Zama!, Zama!...Sorry to bother you with all my silliness!]

  19. Sean:

    ChuckA: if YouTube isn’t working for you, ya need to dump AOL for a real net provider pronto.

    How do I keep up with comments? The RSS feed:

    http://gods4suckers.net/feed/

    What is an RSS feed?

    Check it out:

    http://www.whatisrss.com/

  20. Svan:

    I’m not American nor do I live in America so I’m not really familiar with all your media idiots but she certainly takes the top from anything I’ve seen. How is she even allowed to spit such idiocy on TV and be taken seriously?

  21. Sean:

    Svan Says:

    I’m not American nor do I live in America so I’m not really familiar with all your media idiots but she certainly takes the top from anything I’ve seen. How is she even allowed to spit such idiocy on TV and be taken seriously?

    Because, Svan, things are very disturbingly bad here at the moment in the “lone superpower.”

    Yes, she has a large and loyal following among the vastly ignorant… Many of whom, predictably, think her blonde, emaciated form is the epitome of American beauty:

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1649624/posts

    We are fighting hard from the inside, Svan, if that is any comfort.