12 comments to “The Official God F.A.Q.”

1. JokerCross:
   11 June 2006, on 5:07 pm

   Man. That must have taken weeks to research.

2. stardust1954:
   11 June 2006, on 5:29 pm

   Really indepth and insightful.

3. Jimmer:
   11 June 2006, on 6:11 pm

   From Worldlings christian poetry. Theres more where this came from

   Eve and Adam

   Eve and Adam, expelled from their birthplace,
   Packed their fig leaves and moved to a worse place.
   They were forced to uproot
   ‘Cos they’d eaten this fruit.
   But what Jerk put it there in the first place?

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4. Sean:
   11 June 2006, on 6:43 pm

   That reminds me of another great Christian limerick:

   There was an old priest from Nantucket,
   Whose staff was so long he could…

   Oh wait, better not go there.

5. Sean:
   11 June 2006, on 6:47 pm

   I like the doggerel section:

   http://home.freeuk.net/worldling/poems/jlm.html

6. ChuckA:
   11 June 2006, on 11:20 pm

   “Praise Gawd!…it MUST be ‘Reviled’ Truth’…I must go forth, and spread da ‘Woid’!…and “Halitosis!”…there’s only one ‘EnLIGHTend’ woid to remember!…No?…
   Tank youse Lawd!…and youse too, Sean!

7. Sean:
   12 June 2006, on 12:16 am

   Spreading The Word whilst afflicted with halitosis is probably a bad idea.

   Imagine having to Kiss Hank’s Ass while your breath stinks. Or even worse, having people at your door with stanky breath demanding that you Kiss Hank’s Ass.

8. raindogzilla:
   12 June 2006, on 12:36 am

   I, for one, will only kiss Hank’s ass if the Hank is a Hill and, even then, only if Dale Gribble goes first. Well, and if Nancy treats my migraine.

9. Sean:
   12 June 2006, on 6:21 am

   Would you actually kiss that pimply cartoon redneck ass, RDZ??

10. raindogzilla:
    12 June 2006, on 8:56 am

    Only if he was fitted with his lawnmower-racing prosthetic buttocks.

11. Jimmer:
    12 June 2006, on 5:35 pm

    More in line with this thread. I found this today and I guess we all are getting in sync. with reality.

    Unscrewing the Inscrutable
    go to “Touched by an atheist”

12. Eve:
    13 June 2006, on 5:38 pm

    Dammit, Sean; I fell for that one hook, line, and sinker.

    jimmer, I don’t think your link came through…