Comments on: Leviticus- or “The Rules” http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/ Commentary, news, and rants on the evils and stupidity of belief in the big invisible daddy in the sky. Illuminating and watchdogging the widespread attempts to institutionalize the theocratic rule of the US. Making fun of believers everywhere. Mon, 08 Sep 2008 02:44:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: God is for Suckers! » Blog Archive » Amazon (Not DotCom) http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-42345 God is for Suckers! » Blog Archive » Amazon (Not DotCom) Tue, 11 Jul 2006 00:04:13 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-42345 [...] Okay, time for another archetypal female figure, this one a character that the Abrahamic religions have distinctly mixed feelings toward (thanks, ChuckA): [...] [...] Okay, time for another archetypal female figure, this one a character that the Abrahamic religions have distinctly mixed feelings toward (thanks, ChuckA): [...]

]]> By: Eve http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-40816 Eve Wed, 05 Jul 2006 23:43:55 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-40816 Glad you guys liked my addition to "Leviciousness," as ChuckA puts in (good idea about the Amazons, by the way; hmmm *ponders*). If you dug my spouting in King-Jamesian, you should hear my Middle English - "Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote" and all that jazz! Glad you guys liked my addition to “Leviciousness,” as ChuckA puts in (good idea about the Amazons, by the way; hmmm *ponders*).

If you dug my spouting in King-Jamesian, you should hear my Middle English - “Whan that Aprill with his shoures soote” and all that jazz!

]]> By: Sean http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-39562 Sean Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:49:58 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-39562 A war between Rastafarian FSMers and Pastafarian FSMers? This hurts my head. A war between Rastafarian FSMers and Pastafarian FSMers? This hurts my head.

]]> By: Raindogzilla http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-39557 Raindogzilla Sun, 02 Jul 2006 02:36:16 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-39557 Ramen, Kid but what about Rastafarian devotees of the FSM? "<i>Political and religious leaders who state that they hear my voice and are following my direct direction are my way of <b>giving humanity a reason for war crimes tribunals and indefinite mental health imprisonments</b>- they’re all deluded at best and psychopaths at worst. Particularly that asshole Benny Hinn and that gimpy freak Bush.</i> That's beautiful, man. Ramen, Kid but what about Rastafarian devotees of the FSM?

“Political and religious leaders who state that they hear my voice and are following my direct direction are my way of giving humanity a reason for war crimes tribunals and indefinite mental health imprisonments- they’re all deluded at best and psychopaths at worst. Particularly that asshole Benny Hinn and that gimpy freak Bush.

That’s beautiful, man.

]]> By: kidkawartha http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-39519 kidkawartha Sun, 02 Jul 2006 00:01:03 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-39519 Let's see if a member of the focus of scorn of this blog can add anything- 1:37 Denominations are proof that all the people that say they are my followers are just as nuts as anyone else. Why can't you all just be friends!?!? And for the record, my favorite denomination is the Snakehandlers, and my favorite religion is Rastafarianism, with the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster coming a close second. 1:38 Political and religious leaders who state that they hear my voice and are following my direct direction are my way of giving humanity a reason for war crimes tribunals and indefinite mental health imprisonments- they're all deluded at best and psychopaths at worst. Particularly that asshole Benny Hinn and that gimpy freak Bush. 1:39 It is true that I gave mankind higher reasoning so that you would actually, like, use it to further your species. It isn't meant to be sacrificed on the altar of fear-mongering. Dickheads. Let’s see if a member of the focus of scorn of this blog can add anything-

1:37

Denominations are proof that all the people that say they are my followers are just as nuts as anyone else. Why can’t you all just be friends!?!? And for the record, my favorite denomination is the Snakehandlers, and my favorite religion is Rastafarianism, with the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster coming a close second.

1:38

Political and religious leaders who state that they hear my voice and are following my direct direction are my way of giving humanity a reason for war crimes tribunals and indefinite mental health imprisonments- they’re all deluded at best and psychopaths at worst. Particularly that asshole Benny Hinn and that gimpy freak Bush.

1:39

It is true that I gave mankind higher reasoning so that you would actually, like, use it to further your species. It isn’t meant to be sacrificed on the altar of fear-mongering. Dickheads.

]]> By: raindogzilla http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-39493 raindogzilla Sat, 01 Jul 2006 22:24:16 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-39493 Hey, Kid, nice to see you. I'll be around once i get back to my own machine- and own bookmarks. Aesmael, 1:33 is perfect. Try these: <b>1:34</b> And, lo, though I be a Cincinnati Bengals fan, I do not wasteth my power and time on influencing sporting outcomes no matter how much the French may thank me for their defeat of the Brazilian squad. <b>1:35</b> And Satan, dear, sweet, Satan, is merely me on a really bad hair day. Just ask Job. <b>1:36</b> And, no, we're not there yet, and, no, you can't have a drink of water and, don't make me stop this car! Hey, Kid, nice to see you. I’ll be around once i get back to my own machine- and own bookmarks.

Aesmael, 1:33 is perfect. Try these:

1:34

And, lo, though I be a Cincinnati Bengals fan, I do not wasteth my power and time on influencing sporting outcomes no matter how much the French may thank me for their defeat of the Brazilian squad.

1:35

And Satan, dear, sweet, Satan, is merely me on a really bad hair day. Just ask Job.

1:36

And, no, we’re not there yet, and, no, you can’t have a drink of water and, don’t make me stop this car!

]]> By: Sean http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-39469 Sean Sat, 01 Jul 2006 19:11:21 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-39469 <i>Assume that the tales of Exodus may or may not be true and it matters not in the least if they are.</i> So far historians think they are pretty much bunk, don't they? So much for Passover. Assume that the tales of Exodus may or may not be true and it matters not in the least if they are.

So far historians think they are pretty much bunk, don’t they? So much for Passover.

]]> By: Aesmael http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-39428 Aesmael Sat, 01 Jul 2006 16:50:57 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/leviticus-or-the-rules/#comment-39428 I love it! Okay, having a go. <b>1:32</b> And do not claim miracles. Be you cured of cancer or stricken with offspring not matching your decor, I am not reponsible. Credit and gratitude belongs to whatever is responsible, be it the scientific achievements of your fellow humans or the vagaries of nature. Praise people for the good they do and call them out for the bad. For - lo! I didn't do it. <b>1:33</b> And don't make me come down there. I love it! Okay, having a go.

1:32
And do not claim miracles. Be you cured of cancer or stricken with offspring not matching your decor, I am not reponsible. Credit and gratitude belongs to whatever is responsible, be it the scientific achievements of your fellow humans or the vagaries of nature. Praise people for the good they do and call them out for the bad. For - lo! I didn’t do it.

1:33

And don’t make me come down there.

]]>