Comments on: Why Was it There in the First Place? http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/ Commentary, news, and rants on the evils and stupidity of belief in the big invisible daddy in the sky. Illuminating and watchdogging the widespread attempts to institutionalize the theocratic rule of the US. Making fun of believers everywhere. Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:23:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Sean http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39246 Sean Sat, 01 Jul 2006 04:25:10 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39246 The picture of the dude looking at the X-Ray is priceless. I want a huge wall poster of that for my living room. The picture of the dude looking at the X-Ray is priceless. I want a huge wall poster of that for my living room.

]]> By: Eve http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39158 Eve Fri, 30 Jun 2006 21:25:53 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39158 Flame821, I had a college friend who was an EMR; he used to tell us "insertion" anecdotes, too. The one that sticks in my mind (pun intended) was the woman who tried to vaginally pleasure herself with a frozen sausage - and ended up a victim of the tongue-to-flagpole phenomenon (yup, it got stuck in there; cold/dry surface versus hot/moist surface - you get the picture [I hope]). It must be living hell being gay in a Muslim society... Flame821, I had a college friend who was an EMR; he used to tell us “insertion” anecdotes, too. The one that sticks in my mind (pun intended) was the woman who tried to vaginally pleasure herself with a frozen sausage - and ended up a victim of the tongue-to-flagpole phenomenon (yup, it got stuck in there; cold/dry surface versus hot/moist surface - you get the picture [I hope]).

It must be living hell being gay in a Muslim society…

]]> By: flame821 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39146 flame821 Fri, 30 Jun 2006 20:39:08 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39146 Ok, I hate to say this, but you DO see shit like this, several times a year, in the ER. (and yes, vegtables and dildos are fairly common as well). (remember folks, if it doesn't have a string, handle or other wide base, don't stick it up your ass, your colon can easily act as a vaccum) How did it get up there? My best guess is a lot of lube and patience, and yes, if the body is relaxed and the object slippery (lubed) you would be AMAZED at what can (and has) gotten passed the anal muscles. Now if you want to talk sick, we had a psych patient who had a 'thing' for pushing nails (construction, roofing, you know the pointy metal things) into his urethra. We still have the xrays of his penis on our 'WTF' wall. He came in with this 'problem' three times in a 40 day period. We finally got him committed but I'm not sure what became of him. Ok, I hate to say this, but you DO see shit like this, several times a year, in the ER. (and yes, vegtables and dildos are fairly common as well). (remember folks, if it doesn’t have a string, handle or other wide base, don’t stick it up your ass, your colon can easily act as a vaccum)

How did it get up there? My best guess is a lot of lube and patience, and yes, if the body is relaxed and the object slippery (lubed) you would be AMAZED at what can (and has) gotten passed the anal muscles.

Now if you want to talk sick, we had a psych patient who had a ‘thing’ for pushing nails (construction, roofing, you know the pointy metal things) into his urethra. We still have the xrays of his penis on our ‘WTF’ wall. He came in with this ‘problem’ three times in a 40 day period. We finally got him committed but I’m not sure what became of him.

]]> By: Raindogzilla http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39126 Raindogzilla Fri, 30 Jun 2006 18:15:45 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39126 I believe that what we have here is a "Road to Damascus" moment for the anally-fixated. Mr. Muhammed may not have "seen" the light but he "felt" it and now thanks allah for freeing him from his wicked, liquor making ways. Next up for Fateh? A one-man, personal jihad against General Electric. I believe that what we have here is a “Road to Damascus” moment for the anally-fixated. Mr. Muhammed may not have “seen” the light but he “felt” it and now thanks allah for freeing him from his wicked, liquor making ways. Next up for Fateh? A one-man, personal jihad against General Electric.

]]> By: King Retard http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39121 King Retard Fri, 30 Jun 2006 17:51:40 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39121 The story didn't make it entirely clear what type of lightbulb it was. Mentally, I was picturing the kind you put in your lamps at home, but maybe it was smaller than that. The story didn’t make it entirely clear what type of lightbulb it was. Mentally, I was picturing the kind you put in your lamps at home, but maybe it was smaller than that.

]]> By: stardust http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39090 stardust Fri, 30 Jun 2006 16:13:03 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39090 I posted this on my blog yesterday. My husband is a bit skeptical even though I told him the story is from Reuters. Apparently they don't have a privacy law there in Pakistan to have this end up in print...or else they paid him for the story. I don't know how anyone would not know a lightbulb was up their ass...and how the hell did it even fit???? I don't even want to contemplate that any further. I posted this on my blog yesterday. My husband is a bit skeptical even though I told him the story is from Reuters.

Apparently they don’t have a privacy law there in Pakistan to have this end up in print…or else they paid him for the story.

I don’t know how anyone would not know a lightbulb was up their ass…and how the hell did it even fit???? I don’t even want to contemplate that any further.

]]> By: Aesmael http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39085 Aesmael Fri, 30 Jun 2006 15:59:44 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/06/30/why-was-it-there-in-the-first-place/#comment-39085 Didn't I see this on <i>Scrubs</i>? I suppose he needs it to have been put there while he was unconscious because I am making the assumption that he might be executed if it happened a'purpose. Since I can't imagine how it got in there intact in the first place does it count as a miracle? If this is what Allah gets praised for, when does he get cursed? When they win the lottery? Didn’t I see this on Scrubs? I suppose he needs it to have been put there while he was unconscious because I am making the assumption that he might be executed if it happened a’purpose.

Since I can’t imagine how it got in there intact in the first place does it count as a miracle? If this is what Allah gets praised for, when does he get cursed? When they win the lottery?

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