Comments on: Armor of God PJs

By: FSDOUHFOIAHuh

FSDOUHFOIAHuh — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 00:45:16 +0000

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!!! HOW DARE YOU USE GOD’S WORD IN SOME KIND OF JOKE! YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL GOD ACTUALLY GAVE YOU A LIFE TO LIVE AND YOUR USING HIM IN SOME WAY TO MAKE A COUPLE OF BUCKS??!!!!

By: Prude Christian

Prude Christian — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 03:46:31 +0000

I am a moron and I’ve been unable to outgrow my childish need for a superpowerful, invisible father figure- like Santa Claus except the benevolent, watchful gaze lasts all the year long! Or, well, I like to imagine it does, though deep, deep down, buried in years worth of downy soft, woolen delusion, I know that it’s no more unearthly than a daily double dip of dilaudid that still lets me function, albeit in a stupor. Still, rather than seek help- or, god forbid, summon up the willpower from within and do it myself, for my psychological affliction, I’d prefer to keep my head down lest I draw the cruel eye of my ~~shepherd~~ pastor. Ooooh, forget I said any of that. I’m frightened that my pastor may have learned to read.

By: Tolerant Tony

Tolerant Tony — Sat, 26 Aug 2006 08:12:27 +0000

To the creator Peggy,

You are truly one of God’s more “SPECIAL” creations, but seriously,,,,,are you FUCKING KIDDING?????? Or just outright insane? Tonight on HBO Bill Maher compared your sleepware to KKK training uniforms, I agree. They look absolutely rediculous. I can’t believe anyone would force their children to wear them, much less waste good money on this sort garment. Maybe you can join forces with the Mormans and design a new line of magical underpants for their clan. Hope you make tons of money off your efforts, and I’ll bet it’s all for Jesus too,,,,, Right…….WHAT A MARKETING PLAN!

HMMM! Now stick that in your book of stories and get a life!

PS: I’m an Agnostic equal opportunity offender and click on just as many religious websites as I do gay porn sites!

PPSS: Do these come in any other colors??? Perhaps a Satin lined Rainbow striped Lame’…….

By: Canatheist

Canatheist — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 15:16:26 +0000

How much do you want to bet that some of the performers at “The holy land experience” are gay?

I can only hope that the thrashing and death rattle of the raptureright doesn’t take out everyone else at the same time. Can you imagine what the evolved roaches will think when they dig up our still-radioactive remains 10 million years from now?

By: Percyprune

Percyprune — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 06:21:44 +0000

What I love about these is that it makes them look like England football fans. They should dress up like this and come to matches.

By: Eve

Eve — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 19:15:32 +0000

Silly man, Mr. Clark; don’t you know that if that happens it’s because it was their time to go/it’s part of his plan which is so mysterious we can never understand it so we might as well simply accept it/he answered their prayer that those pj’s protect them with “no”/thedevildiddit/the world is evil because human beings brought sin into it/oh, fuck it, you get the picture…?

By: Mr.Clark

Mr.Clark — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:31:08 +0000

Ironically, it now makes them look like little members of the BNP (British ~~Nazi~~ Nationalist Party)

Does it come with a money back guarentee? If the house collapses during the night and God doesn’t protect the little dears, can the parents get a refund?

By: ChuckA

ChuckA — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 04:17:29 +0000

godsarefake much earlier said: “Frau Blucher….NEEEIIIIGHHHHH”

You win ‘gaf’…no prize [surprise!]…a late thanks, however, for playing along with my ‘bullshtick’…but…maybe:
“Walk this way!”…THIS way! [demonstrates very short walking stick]…
ok, ‘nough already!…well, maybe this?:
“COMMENT this way!”
[I know…stop that!…it’s silly!]