Comments on: Ugh http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/ Commentary, news, and rants on the evils and stupidity of belief in the big invisible daddy in the sky. Illuminating and watchdogging the widespread attempts to institutionalize the theocratic rule of the US. Making fun of believers everywhere. Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:51:12 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Raindogzilla http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-57401 Raindogzilla Sun, 27 Aug 2006 16:48:34 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-57401 Not only that, but it takes way more effort for tall people to do the requisite bowing, scraping, and faceplanting before their Gawd, which makes their gesture even worthier. Is GoatSe man dead? Did he die from doing the GoatSe schtick? Not only that, but it takes way more effort for tall people to do the requisite bowing, scraping, and faceplanting before their Gawd, which makes their gesture even worthier. Is GoatSe man dead? Did he die from doing the GoatSe schtick?

]]> By: MoeHammered http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-57202 MoeHammered Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:08:47 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-57202 Please, for the love of all that is good and true, please warn people about the Goatse link above. It isn't just Not Safe For Work - it is just not safe. GoatSe Man - RIP. Please, for the love of all that is good and true, please warn people about the Goatse link above.

It isn’t just Not Safe For Work - it is just not safe.

GoatSe Man - RIP.

]]> By: Raindogzilla http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-57014 Raindogzilla Sat, 26 Aug 2006 14:28:03 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-57014 But the scientific evidence points out that, as Gawd's voice descends from on high, it reaches the ears of the tallest first. Which makes Yao Ming a holy motherfucker. This is impossible to refute! But the scientific evidence points out that, as Gawd’s voice descends from on high, it reaches the ears of the tallest first. Which makes Yao Ming a holy motherfucker. This is impossible to refute!

]]> By: Sean http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-56968 Sean Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:09:33 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-56968 I have it on good authority that Bob is not short. But... <a href="http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/05/26/short-people-got-no-reason-to-live/" rel="nofollow" rel="nofollow">Short People got no reason...</a> I have it on good authority that Bob is not short.

But…

Short People got no reason…

]]> By: Sean http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-56965 Sean Sat, 26 Aug 2006 11:02:16 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-56965 Has Raindog permanently become Robert O'Brien? Will we ever see the real Raindog again? I mean, I did it for a couple of days (Shhh... I was 'Roger Ramjet' -- as if you couldn't guess) but this one has gone on for an unhealthy legth of time! Has Raindog permanently become Robert O’Brien? Will we ever see the real Raindog again?

I mean, I did it for a couple of days (Shhh… I was ‘Roger Ramjet’ — as if you couldn’t guess) but this one has gone on for an unhealthy legth of time!

]]> By: Matt http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-56931 Matt Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:55:50 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-56931 Yes! I r 6'4! I r inteliggent! Up urs shrt peeps! ---- How can people actually type like that?! It hurts. Yes! I r 6′4! I r inteliggent!

Up urs shrt peeps!
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How can people actually type like that?! It hurts.

]]> By: Amy http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-56915 Amy Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:43:15 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-56915 I totally agree on this one - the emphasis was placed on the wrong correlation. You can already see this soundbite hitting the blogosphere and annoying the heck out of short people like me. Check out my analysis <a>here</a>. I totally agree on this one - the emphasis was placed on the wrong correlation. You can already see this soundbite hitting the blogosphere and annoying the heck out of short people like me. Check out my analysis here.

]]> By: Audrey http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-56912 Audrey Sat, 26 Aug 2006 05:36:55 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/08/25/ugh-4/#comment-56912 Oh, it's true all right. I'm a 5'11" tall woman, and I'm definitely smarter than average. I've got the papers to prove it. You're just jealous, you short little shit. <i> Short People got no reason Short People got no reason Short People got no reason To live They got little hands Little eyes They walk around Tellin' great big lies They got little noses And tiny little teeth They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet Well, I don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People Don't want no Short People `Round here </i> :-) Oh, it’s true all right. I’m a 5′11″ tall woman, and I’m definitely smarter than average. I’ve got the papers to prove it. You’re just jealous, you short little shit.

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin’ great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don’t want no Short People
Don’t want no Short People
Don’t want no Short People
`Round here :-)

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