I Had to Share This With You
31 August 2006 by King RetardHere’s a little gem I found on ytmnd.com. Enjoy!

Commentary, news, and rants on the evils and stupidity of belief in the big invisible daddy in the sky. Illuminating and watchdogging the widespread attempts to institutionalize the theocratic rule of the US. Making fun of believers everywhere.
31 August 2006, on 3:08 pm
Most annoying music, but I have to admit the Old Goat does bear a striking resemblence to me with my first cup of java. Except for the bathrobe.
31 August 2006, on 3:26 pm
Damn. I used to lure in children who were curious about my strange beliefs and then eat them. If this thing gets around, I could go hungry!
31 August 2006, on 3:43 pm
Try this- a petition to get Wal-Mart to stop selling Bibles due to their extremely violent content. Whoohoo!
31 August 2006, on 4:00 pm
Why are we always so sad, crotchedy, and grumpy if we think we have it all figured out?
I can only speak for myself, but: because as a humanist, I am sickened by the sadness in the world caused by religion, and then a-holes like you come along and want to jam your superstitous bullsh*t down my throat, like, “It was my imaginary sky daddy’s will,” instead of coming up with a real solution to the world’s ills.
Yep, that could be the source of my aneurism right there.
31 August 2006, on 5:08 pm
OPPOSING WORLDVEIWS! I NEED AN ADULT!
31 August 2006, on 5:52 pm
Silly theists; sheep, not goats, go “Bah!” (goats - and thus atheists - go “Meh!”
31 August 2006, on 6:01 pm
do atheists have feet?
31 August 2006, on 6:05 pm
“do atheists have feet?”
I can’t speak for everyone, James, but my hoofs are cloven.
And, Eve, I thought goats went “BUTT!” right in the seat of their pants.
31 August 2006, on 6:12 pm
as a christian i have to admit that cartoon violates matthew 7:1 along with Jesus’ Great Commission
oh well
31 August 2006, on 6:19 pm
Some more:
creation “science” fun facts
http://giraffenstien1.ytmnd.com/
http://christianoppression.ytmnd.com/
from the comments for the second
“Get religious arguments off of ytmnd please, or you’re no better than
peterguy” - from xXWASPXx that name is a bit fishy . . .
31 August 2006, on 6:19 pm
Oh shit, I’ll be hearing that tune in my head all night now.
I signed the Wal Mart petition. Wouldn’t it be cool if it worked?
31 August 2006, on 7:05 pm
Why is O’Brien here? Did he follow you home from pharyngula RDZ? You should’ve picked a better one, from what I’ve read, this one is pretty boring.
31 August 2006, on 7:42 pm
“Disturbing New Information Surfaces. It has been brought to our attention that the YTMND website is well known in non-Christian circles as a manufacturer and distributor of “Internet memes”.”
The whole site is here at “Objective” ministries under the 4 kidz tab
http://objectiveministries.org/
I must say I’ve taken particular ire to this site, because in their other sections they not only claim ownership to the internet, but work against internet memes such as O RLY and AYB
“…memes have been used on the Internet to lure youths into mindlessly repeating key phrases…”
WE repeat things mindlessly? O RLY?
Not ONLY this, but they have directly insulted Douglas Adams, literally labeling him as a blackguard.
I’ll keep an eye and a hand there.
31 August 2006, on 7:53 pm
Raindog, goats - and thus atheists - do indeed also go “Butt!” in the seat of theists’ pants.
James, we debunked the Great Commission already…
1 September 2006, on 1:20 am
James:
do atheists have feet?
Sure. I got 12 toes, all o’ ‘em webbed. If you believe that, I got a bridge in Brooklyn fer sale too.
1 September 2006, on 8:13 am
Robert O’Brien sleeps with children.
1 September 2006, on 11:22 am
Oh, no! Robert O’Brien is upset. Perhaps he is afraid all his friends- you know, the “villainous scum” hereabouts, will discover his dirty, little secrets, hmm? However, since those posts you refer to were done in the first person and with everyone- including you, aware they were bogus, I think you’d have to say they were impersonations, done in the interests of satire in the voice of a more aware of his own sexuality, Dr. Smith, from “Lost In Space”. To date, I’m unaware of “libel” cases stemming from comics aping others, Robert, but if you wish to pursue this, aim it in my direction because I’m the only one involved.
Just out of curiousity, what are you doing still reading the posts and comments here anyway? What does it matter to you what “villainous scum” have to say about or “as” you? Are you miifed because you can no longer capture one of your devastating and pithy remarksAnd doesn’t “villainous scum” imply, at the very least, criminal behavior on the part of the so named? Uh-oh, I think that might actually be libel, Bobber.
However, in the interest of saving the site any hassle, I am willing to delete all references to Robert O’Brien, if everyone thinks that’s the best course. It’s gotten old anyway.
1 September 2006, on 11:34 am
Done and done. Bye, Robert- oh, I’m sorry, Bi, Robert.
1 September 2006, on 11:57 am
Uh…
That Objective Ministries thing… it’s a parody site, right?
…right?
1 September 2006, on 12:28 pm
Um… goats?
1 September 2006, on 2:35 pm
In addition to Raindog’s actions, I vote we ban Bobby O’Bee for good. Not only is he No True Xian (TM), but he is No True Human Being (TM) as well.