Are you an agnostic/atheist who was baptized Catholic? Did the Roman Catholic Church (RCC) ever officially excommunicate you? No?
Then according to the RCC, you are still considered Catholic, and they may include you in their reckoning of their numbers worldwide.
At least, that’s what the Atheist Foundation of Australia, Inc. says, but take heart: there’s an easy way out! The AFoAI has laid out the steps you can take to get yourself excommunicated, just like Archbishop Milingo.
But be prepared for a struggle, for the RCC “apparently does not excommunicate its members easily.”
snippet: They say that the reason for this is to leave the way open for reconciliation. However, their thinking is based on irrational belief and is motivated by fear, and they assume that you are the same. They believe that you will react as they do to the fear of death, and wish to deny reality and embrace an illusion. Even more importantly, by never giving up a member, the church is able to claim millions as members, who do not accept its doctrines, who never attend, who never contribute money or time and who are, in fact, opposed to what it stands for. This greatly enhances its power. If you were ever baptised a Roman Catholic, and have not been excommunicated, you are still being counted.
snippet: As of 1983 there are nine canons under which excommunication can take place. Five of them only apply to priests or bishops. One of the others is physically attacking the pope, and criminal acts can hardly be recommended. Another is ‘violation of sacred species’, normally called desecrating a consecrated host….Next to last is ‘procuring of abortion’. Excommunication for this is supposed to be automatic, but it only applies to the doctor and the woman involved. I am told the church does not seek out such cases. [snip]
Otherwise, there is canon 1364, ©1 Apostasy, heresy, or schism. This involves automatic excommunication, if you can convince the church that it applies to you. The most common usage of this canon is when a former Catholic embraces another religion….It is your task to convince the church that you, as an atheistic secular humanist, (or whatever) are in the same ‘non-Catholic’ category as a Muslim or Buddhist….You will need to write a letter to your current parish. It should include the necessary information to meet all of the criteria for deserving to be excommunicated.
snippet: The church is patronizing to atheists. They can easily recognize another superstition, but, being unfamiliar with rationality, they have difficulty accepting the decision to renounce all mumbo jumbo. They have, however, officially established these criteria for judging all cases of excommunication: You must ACT….You must be PERSISTENT….If at first you don’t succeed…Cite long commitment, and keep trying and keep writing. You must be CONTUMACIOUS….You must be AWARE that this involves excommunication. [snip]
You have to BE A ROMAN CATHOLIC. Obviously. In your letter, make them aware of this by telling them the parish where you were baptised and the date. Many people, hoping for some kind of heresy cachet, have inquired about getting excommunciated, even though they are not currently memebers[sic] of a church. No, you can’t.
THEY HAVE A DUTY to other Roman Catholics….In terms of marriage, communion, death and so on, you should be treated as a non-Catholic. If they fail to do this, they are not dealing fairly with the Catholics in their charge.
The piece concludes with a handy form you can print, fill out, and send to your local priest if you need additional ammunition to get the ball rolling; it includes unambiguous statements like “as a principled and rational person, it pains me that someone, somewhere may be counting me as an adherent of an irrational superstition which has done and is doing irreparable harm to humanity and with which I profoundly disagree.” Some helpful suggestions for getting in the mood to initiate your bid vary from “foster reason, critical thinking and self-esteem in children” to “promote human rights for all.”
As for ideas for celebration once your excommunication is officially complete - come on, you’re a freethinker; I’m sure you can come up with something that’ll kick some major butt! Maybe choosing “I’ve been excommunicated!” as the theme for your 2006 Halloween party? And don’t forget to frame that letter of excommunication!