31 comments to “It had to be done…”

1. Lisa W.:
   4 November 2006, on 11:51 am

   bwahahahaha

2. Ron:
   4 November 2006, on 12:20 pm

   Now THAT’s the kind of thing that convinces me that the spirit of Sean lives on.

3. lee:
   4 November 2006, on 1:06 pm

   Ha!

   Possible caption:

   Pastor Ted reverently ministers to a “member” of his congregation.

   or

   Pastor Ted and parishioner Jerry Magadelene.

   It’s just too darn easy…

4. The Old Git:
   4 November 2006, on 2:20 pm

   Folks, that’s not evidence of a filthy homosexual relationship. Our good Pastor Ted was just administering some first aid to a poor f-to-m transexual who was concerned about a throbbing pain in her genitals. But the fact that he was just performing his xtian duty will be lost on you amoral godless freaks, faggots and commie bastards.

   What’s more, I know for a fact that our good Pastor Ted didn’t swallow any ejaculate, which is definite proof that he was not having sex with the other party in that photograph.

   You people are so vile that you will stoop to anything to defame a fine Man of God, and one whome I am proud to call my friend.

   Signed,

   George W Bush.

5. Naomi:
   4 November 2006, on 2:35 pm

   Twitch Haggard: in the “service” of the lawd!

   As they are purported to say in the ‘hood: He’s goin’ down, in more than one way…

   Twitch Haggard: taste’s like chicken!

   On Haggard and Foley: “It’s not ‘boys will be boys’, it’s ‘boys will do boys’.”

   The “Gospel All-Stars” softball team: All switch-hitters, some of the time…

   Sorry! The devil made me say it!

   Naomi

6. Audrey:
   4 November 2006, on 2:45 pm

   LOL! Cassandra that is “pee-in-your-pants” funny!

   How’s this for a caption:

   “Dear lord, for what we are about to receive, let us be truly thankful.”

7. MoeNeigh:
   4 November 2006, on 2:46 pm

   If only a few of the sheeple would now wake up, this could be the beginning of the end of superstition. They could be born-again atheists!

8. ATM:
   4 November 2006, on 2:51 pm

   Because Haggard is supposed to have a hotline straight to the Whitehouse, what’s Dubya going to do? Cut off his communications and pretend he never called Pastor Ted?

9. Naomi:
   4 November 2006, on 3:49 pm

   ATM:

   Because Haggard is supposed to have a hotline straight to the Whitehouse, what’s Dubya going to do? Cut off his communications and pretend he never called Pastor Ted?

   Check out this blog on Twitch Haggard and you will see that much-vaunted “Bush loyalty” meme is a one-way street:

   http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/8962.html

   (Someday, I’ll figure out how to use GifS tags; call me spoiled, by Martian’s buttons…)

   Naomi

10. Jimmer:
    4 November 2006, on 5:56 pm

    Love it! LOL.

11. scientist:
    4 November 2006, on 7:27 pm

    rampant rightwing hypocrisy rages on

    s

12. nathan:
    4 November 2006, on 11:51 pm

    The thing that most people don’t understand is that while on a sleepless meth binge, the body develops a particular tense horniness that only the semen from a toothless, bearded homeless guy can cure.
    Wait a minute, bearded, homeless, maybe he thought he was fucking jesus.

13. Tommykey:
    4 November 2006, on 11:53 pm

    “Now just let me lay my healing hands on you and cure that erectile dysfunction young man! After all, Gawd does want us to be fruitful and to multiply!”

14. raindogzilla:
    5 November 2006, on 12:29 am

    I’m not sure where it came from but this is definitely Not Safe For Work!

15. Krystalline Apostate:
    5 November 2006, on 12:42 am

    Hey folks, listen, a little off-topic here, but I think I’ve found the ultimate lion’s feed -
    http://onecosmos.blogspot.com/
    He makes WALTON look tolerant.
    See for yourselves.

16. Naomi:
    5 November 2006, on 1:17 am

    RDG:

    Yup! Definitely NOT safe for work…

    Thanks for the laff!

    Naomi

17. Naomi:
    5 November 2006, on 1:29 am

    K/A: I not going to thank you for that link, and neither will the proprietor.

    I left him a little comment, asking him to tell all that to Dick Vader (hoping it will stroke him out) and to the Chimperor (who will meltdown mentally). And then Nancy Pelosi can take over…

    (he-he-he)

    Naomi

18. Lynda:
    5 November 2006, on 1:42 am

    Ted Haggard’s official website reprinted a Colorado Springs Gazzette article about Ted. The first three sentences were:
    Ted Haggard sees things other people don’t.

    He’s seen angels and demons and blood on his hands.

    Sometimes, he sees things before they happen.

    Imagine how disappointed he must be that he didn’t see this latest revelation before it happened. I just bet he sees things other people don’t. Isn’t that what drugs typically do? Make you see things others don’t?

19. jimmy dean:
    5 November 2006, on 3:17 am

    What is that dripping down the side of Ted’s face???

20. ATM:
    5 November 2006, on 3:40 am

    Thanks for the link, Naomi! Seems that Bush drops politically inconvenient people like so many pounds of undesired flab.

21. bernarda:
    5 November 2006, on 7:50 am

    Apparently, according to Ted, he never at least swallowed the drugs he bought.

    I just learned about this movie, “The Ballad of Ricky Bobby” from Pandagon. http://pandagon.net/

    Here is a clip about jesus from the movie on youtube.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIDuIyRzkNU&mode=related&search=

22. Jack:
    5 November 2006, on 9:27 am

    If he did not use the drugs, do you think Ted might have bought them for his weekly phone
    buddie George Bush? Maybe that is why George’s
    wife may be sueing for divorce.

23. raindogzilla:
    5 November 2006, on 10:40 am

    “Sometimes, he sees things before they happen.”

    Oh, great, the new and improved Nostradumbass.

24. Bay of Fundie » Blog Archive » It’s Just Too Easy:
    5 November 2006, on 1:21 pm

    [...] (Thanks to God is For Suckers for the graphic!) [...]

25. Tommykey:
    5 November 2006, on 5:02 pm

    Sounds like Haggard is resorting to the Clinton “I never inhaled it” defense.

    Maybe Ted’s name can become a slang word for Right Wing Republicans who engage in gay sex while publicly condemning it. We can say “He pulled a haggard.”

26. Jimmer:
    5 November 2006, on 8:42 pm

    Adding insult to injury. Here is the song Meth and Man-ass on Sunday Morning.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-hipp/meth-and-man-ass_b_33326.html

27. ATM:
    6 November 2006, on 2:47 am

    “Ted Haggard sees things other people don’t.”

    Like Mike Jones without his shirt! Whoo!

    “He’s seen angels and demons and blood on his hands.”

    Eww. He sounds like he needs an anti-psychotic.

    “Sometimes, he sees things before they happen.’

    Just not this scandal. Took him completely by surprise, totally missed by his precognitance.

28. Weasel:
    6 November 2006, on 2:27 pm

    I’m probably gonna screw this up, but here goes:

    I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin’ Jesus!
    I wanna feel his sweet salvation all over my face!

    Sorry, it had to be done.

    Apparently, according to Ted, he never at least swallowed the drugs he bought.

    Did he swallow anything else? XD
    Oooooookay, that was bad, even for me! Sorry ’bout that.

29. Bean:
    7 November 2006, on 12:54 am

    “He’s seen angels and demons and blood on his hands.”

    Sounds like someone’s lying about his drug use!

30. MoeNeigh:
    7 November 2006, on 10:26 am

    It looks as though James Dobson will be Pastor Ted’s therapist. Another layer of repression.

31. Jimmer:
    10 November 2006, on 1:24 pm

    Over at Huffington post today there is an article about Haggard. Their photo’s aren’t as good as yours Cassandra. But they do have the same idea. Also Dobson has distanced himself from Haggard. Just like the gutless sissy that he is. They are good at preaching but inept at doing.