I was wandering around on the Net aimlessly (as usual), and I found this interesting little piece from the Associated Press:

So, I guess it turns out that not only Dubya is a massive dickhead — i.e., 25x more of a dickhead than Satan — but it also seemed to downplay in some sense how much of a dickhead Satan is — i.e., I mean, he only got 1% of the vote.

I also like the commentary:

SCARBOROUGH: Now you don’t have to have a political doctorate in Political Science to realize it’s never a good sign when you’re outpolled by Lucifer.