Comments on: 1,400 Turkish animal sacrificers maim themselves http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/ Commentary, news, and rants on the evils and stupidity of belief in the big invisible daddy in the sky. Illuminating and watchdogging the widespread attempts to institutionalize the theocratic rule of the US. Making fun of believers everywhere. Fri, 08 Aug 2008 00:38:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: We Go To RavenHolm http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-145423 We Go To RavenHolm Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:30:19 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-145423 Human beings. Interesting. Human beings. Interesting.

]]> By: jimmer http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-145236 jimmer Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:02:04 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-145236 If a rose is a rose by any other name then does that mean that sacrifice is code for Bar-b-que? If a rose is a rose by any other name then does that mean that sacrifice is code for Bar-b-que?

]]> By: MomSquared http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-145201 MomSquared Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:05:40 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-145201 Ha! A gift certificate to a steakhouse. Ha! Ha! A gift certificate to a steakhouse. Ha!

]]> By: Chayanov http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-144932 Chayanov Mon, 01 Jan 2007 18:52:01 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-144932 Just get Gawd a gift certificate to a steakhouse, maybe one of those upscale steakhouses where you get to choose your steak beforehand. That way, everybody's happy! Just get Gawd a gift certificate to a steakhouse, maybe one of those upscale steakhouses where you get to choose your steak beforehand. That way, everybody’s happy!

]]> By: Zipi http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-144669 Zipi Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:08:14 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-144669 God is very picky with animal sacrifaces. According to the Pentateuc, he wants lots of them, and he specifies in great detail which animals are acceptable and how the sacrifice needs to be performed. He even killed two of Aaron's sons just because they offered him a fire not following his precise instructions. Hence, we may assume that all this people's being injured was cased by God due to their failure to properly perform the sacrificing ritual. God is very picky with animal sacrifaces. According to the Pentateuc, he wants lots of them, and he specifies in great detail which animals are acceptable and how the sacrifice needs to be performed. He even killed two of Aaron’s sons just because they offered him a fire not following his precise instructions.

Hence, we may assume that all this people’s being injured was cased by God due to their failure to properly perform the sacrificing ritual.

]]> By: The Old Git http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-144641 The Old Git Mon, 01 Jan 2007 10:34:02 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-144641 Watch out, Tommy, or some mad mullah will issue a fatwa ordering your death for being a kafir (unbeliever). ;-) Watch out, Tommy, or some mad mullah will issue a fatwa ordering your death for being a kafir (unbeliever). ;-)

]]> By: ChuckA http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-144505 ChuckA Mon, 01 Jan 2007 08:15:54 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-144505 Bullshit, Brain-dead, Barbaric, Bonkerdom! B-B-BUT... Happy New Year, youse guys! :) Bullshit, Brain-dead, Barbaric, Bonkerdom!
B-B-BUT…
Happy New Year, youse guys! :)

]]> By: Weasel http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-144429 Weasel Mon, 01 Jan 2007 07:30:10 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2006/12/31/1400-turkish-animal-sacrificers-maim-themselves/#comment-144429 <i>Three other people suffered heart attacks and died while trying to restrain animals, CNN-Turk television reported.</i> Guess GAW-DUH wasn't too pleased with the quality of his gifts. Damn, someone needs to tell him about gift reciepts instead of letting him throw a hissy fit like that. ;) Three other people suffered heart attacks and died while trying to restrain animals, CNN-Turk television reported.

Guess GAW-DUH wasn’t too pleased with the quality of his gifts. Damn, someone needs to tell him about gift reciepts instead of letting him throw a hissy fit like that. ;)

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