This comes from that Billy Graham advice column…
Q. I’m headed for college in a few weeks, and as a Christian I’m wondering what to expect. Some people say that my faith will be attacked there, and I’m not sure I’m ready for that. Do you have any advice for me?The most important advice I can give you is to keep your eyes on Christ, and not let yourself be turned away from him. Satan will do everything he can to turn you away from Christ, but don’t give in to his pressures. God’s Word says, “I have no greater joy than to hear that my children are walking in the truth” (3 John 1:4).
In what ways might your faith be attacked? One way, of course, will be by those who don’t believe in Christ, and may actually mock the gospel or attack it. And this won’t happen only in the classroom; some of your fellow students may be even more scornful of the gospel than the occasional atheistic professor. But even if you can’t answer all their questions, they aren’t the first ones to raise them, and scholarly Christians have provided answers. Your local Christian bookstore can help you find them.
Your children are mine, I tell you! MINE! ALL MINE! BWAHAHAHAHA!…
Seriously, I can’t speak to any formal student-on-student religious harassment (I don’t hear about those stories; I only hear about the ones that involve attacking other students because of their sexual orientation — you know, those other good xian stories), but I can quite confidently say that I’ve never “attacked” the religious beliefs of students on campus. If the subject of god comes up — and it’s inevitable, given my discipline — I simply present the arguments and objections and let the students decide for themselves.
I mean, it’s not as if I have to put any real effort into it: my discipline (at least in the West) is over 2000 years old, so enough has been written to watch it work all by itself. And for the 0.1% of students that actually listen and think, it can actually be quite freeing. The look on their faces is priceless.
But, no surprise, the other 99.9% simply ignore the lecture and go back to what they were taught when they were kids (when, of course, they knew better). Add to this the obvious fact that here in the Midwest there are numerous student religious organizations on campus, and not even one student atheist/agnostic organization, and it becomes more and more difficult to feel sorry for the student-believers.
So, for the worried xian parents out there sending their kids to college: relax. If you indoctrinated them well — and my experience in the classroom clearly shows that you have — you have nothing to worry about. The great combination of eternal damnation and family disownment really pays off.
Hat tip to Pharyngula…



This story caught my eye, and I wanted to pass it along. Just skip this one if you hate math…
And remember that he’s COMPLETELY heterosexual…
