9 comments to “Pat, Please Sign My Ass!”

1. Fritzy:
   4 August 2007, on 12:24 am

   It’s like my mind is an open book and this guy just read it over the internet.

   Enough for now–I have some debauchery and heathenizing (is that a word?) to get back to!

2. jimmer:
   4 August 2007, on 1:49 am

   Bob
   Good stuff.

3. Naomi:
   4 August 2007, on 2:01 am

   Pat Condell can sign my breasts! I think he’s hot! Must be that British accent – or that he makes more sense than most of the men down here in the Deep South.

   He can come debauch me anytime he likes. 24/7.  (I better up the vitamins – as old as I am, I may be a tad ambitious…)
   Bob, thanks for finding more Condell.

   BTW,  on the video front, Brian Dalton, of Mr.Deity fame, has been signed to a contract with Sony to produce more and longer Mr.Deity videos for Sony’s new acquisition, Grouper, whose name has changed to Crackle.

   Dalton said he has since signed a 10-episode development deal with Crackle that will enable him to pay the friends and family who work on the production, as well as select more extravagant shooting locales (a restaurant and a pool, instead of his living room).

   He said he also had entered into a discussion with a “big-name company” to create a feature film with Mr. Deity.

   “We will be taking this up a notch,” he said.

   I intend to keep on Dalton so that he doesn’t treat atheists as badly as he treats “believers”…

4. karen:
   4 August 2007, on 10:52 am

   Naomi
   I have the same feelings about Pat Condell! The outspoken atheism is sexy in itself, but in that accent, yummmm!
   Can’t get enough of the Condell videos.

5. Stardust:
   4 August 2007, on 11:07 am

   Check out Pat Condell’s personal website at

   Welcome to http://www.patcondell.net

   I love his opening “welcome” statement

   “Hi, I’m Pat Condell.
   I don’t respect your beliefs
   and I don’t care if you’re offended.
   Cheers.”

6. ChuckA:
   4 August 2007, on 12:17 pm

   What a great way to start a Saturday…
   An atheist ass AND breast signing event; what more could one ask for?
   [Hmmm...Somehow I'm channeling some other degenerate suggestions...? I'll have none of that...you disgusting perverts!!!]

   Thanks Bob for the matinee feature.
   And thanks to Stardust for the…erm…
   Intermission feature?
   For that matter, Pat’s site even had an embedded cartoon feature.
   It wasn’t Porky Pig; but coitenly a very smart pig…or is it ’smart-ass’?
   [Unfortunately, my cupboard is popcorn deficient today...and I'm feeling extremely lazy.]

   In my opinion Pat Condell, with his facile, biting, British, comic wit, provides a perfect balance to today’s prevailing atheist ‘package’ of critics. Of course that ‘package’ includes Dawkins, Hitchens, Dennett, Harris. With the obvious danger in the world from ALL the psychotic religions…as pointed out so well on Pat’s Site…we’re rather ‘fortunate’, I think, to have these gutsy spokespersons as part of our ‘avante garde’.

   I’m really tempted to send links of both the video and Pat’s site to some relatives and friends.
   Should I count to 10 before carrying through with that? Hmmm?
   As if I should ask you roosting vultures that question.
   I’M KIDDING!!!

7. Sarah:
   4 August 2007, on 1:55 pm

   Mwahahaha!! I love how he says that religion does guide him. If he sees religion doing it then it most likely be wrong!

   And I hate to say it, because he’s most likely old enough to be my grandfather, but I also find him… sexy.

8. The Atheist Jew:
   5 August 2007, on 10:17 am

   Personally, I don’t find him sexy, but I do find him witty and way more charming than me.
   I’ve always been a sucker for women with British or Aussie accents though…….plus they are easier…..they appreciate North American males, especially the Brits, because most of the British men suffer from hormone deficiencies:) Pat is OK though, I don’t think he’d be anyones bitch in prison.

9. Bronze Dog:
   5 August 2007, on 2:01 pm

   Great stuff, though we know there’ll be some fundies who’ll stop by here and claim that he wasn’t being silly/ironic/satirical/whatever about the life of sin.