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September 30th, 2007

Atheist Nation? Ben Stein Botches The Blandishment

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“Equal rights for all, special privileges for none” - Jefferson

I’ve been reading about Ben Stein (you remember this guy? Visine commercials? Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? He’s got a lotta accomplishments racked up) over at Pharyngula, mostly about his shenanigans vis-a-vis that ridiculous new piece of dreck, Expelled.

As the goodly professor Myers puts it, “Did you know that ’scientists are not allowed to even think thoughts that involve an intelligent creator’”?

I wasn’t aware that such an invention as a patented mind-reader had been developed. Or perchance the US government is in cahoots with them thar durn nasty ole ‘evilutionists’?

The short version is “WAAHHH! Why won’t these big frelling meanies let OUR side of the story be heard?”

Shorter response: “Science. Not a democracy. Never has been.”

So, I was scoping out Snopes.com, when I stumbled across this sow’s ear (I borrowed the snippet in toto from this message board as Snopes seems to have some kind of anti-paste ‘n copy thing on their website):

Herewith at this happy time of year, a few confessions from my beating heart:
I have no freaking clue who Nick and Jessica are. I see them on the cover of People and Us constantly when I am buying my dog biscuits and kitty litter. I often ask the checkers at the grocery stores. They never know who Nick and Jessica are either. Who are they? Will it change my life if I know who they are and why they have broken up?

Well, I’ve not a clue who Nick is, but I know who Jessica is (I’m assuming Simpson?). And while I’m something of an intellectual snob, my eyes light up when that little ditty from that dreck ‘Dukes of Hazard’ comes on - you guys know what I mean, right? I can’t stand country western, but there’s something so…hypnotic about those gyrations.

Anyways, moving on. No, life goes on, despite the vicarious thrills of the tabloids for the duller amongst us.

Why are they so important? I don’t know who Lindsay Lohan is, either, and I do not care at all about Tom Cruise’s wife.

Ditto. I’ve already forgotten Cruise’s trophy ‘I’m not gay’ wife’s name, anyways.

Am I going to be called before a Senate committee and asked if I am a subversive? Maybe, but I just have no clue who Nick and Jessica are. Is this what it means to be no longer young. It’s not so bad.

I can get along with that.

Next confession: I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees Christmas trees. I don’t feel threatened. I don’t feel discriminated against. That’s what they are: Christmas trees. It doesn’t bother me a bit when people say, “Merry Christmas” to me. I don’t think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it. It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn’t bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu.

I’m down with most of that: but if that manger scene’s on government property, I think that’s a violation of SOCAS - that is, unless there’s equal time for Ramadan, Hanukkah, and other varied superstitions.

If people want a creche, it’s just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.

Curious: I’ve never heard of public displays of Menorahs.

I don’t like getting pushed around for being a Jew and I don’t think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians.

No one should be pushed around for any such thing - that’s (one of) the great things about the U.S.A. Of course, they shouldn’t get special privileges either, regardless of their beliefs, or lack thereof.

Can you hear the bleating of the martyr yet? Here it comes…

I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period.

If by ‘pushed around’, you mean that they don’t get special treatment anymore, boo-fucking-hoo.

I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country.

I have no idea where you pulled that egregious bit of bullshit from: probably your ass, Bendy-Boy. We were founded on secular values, but most distinctly not atheist ones. In fact, both Locke and Paine were anything but pro-atheist (though Franklin had a bit of a correspondence with David Hume, as I understand it).

I can’t find it in the Constitution and I don’t like it being shoved down my throat.

Right back atcha, Bendy. Neither atheism nor theism are mentioned in the Constitution. Yeesh, for a fucking lawyer, you sure don’t understand the term objective.

Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship Nick and Jessica and we aren’t allowed to worship God as we understand Him?

Probably the same fucking place people got the stupid idea that the European royalty ruled via divine fiat? People always need someone to look up to, live vicariously through, and otherwise drool because the grass always seems a little greener on the other side of the pasture. Worship away, Bendy-boy. Just do try to keep it to yourself a touch more, wouldja?

I guess that’s a sign that I’m getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where Nick and Jessica came from and where the America we knew went to.

Or in the words of Ned Flanders: “I wish we lived in a place more like the America of yesteryear that only exists in the brains of us Republicans.”

Which America would that be? The suburban utopia of Ozzie and Harriet? Bad news, Bendy: that was a fictional show and nowhere near being reality. Obviously Bendy’s caught this godly glaucoma, the whiny carp of how ‘things were better in the good ole days!’

What do you expect, from a Republican as well as a Nixon apologist?

Until next week, the peanut gallery is closed. This is the Apostate, signing off.

September 28th, 2007

“I Can Smell the Chemicals…”

Hi, GifSters, sorry I haven’t posted anything in a long while. I’ve been around but a combination of work, computer access issues, and old-fashioned depression (not clinical, just that sort of “why bother?” attitude that can be so pernicious) have been keeping me kind of down – not to mention, of course, our ongoing struggle with the forces of reconstructionist/dominionist totalitarianism in this country.

So just for fun, I thought I’d leave you for the weekend with one of my all-time favorite pop songs – pure fluff, but a sticky hook to get you singing along (and maybe plant an ear worm or two!), and catchy rhythm for dancing. Plus, how many songs can you think of that praise science and/or scientific women to boot?

Boy, this brings back memories – do the Robot, everybody!

You can find the lyrics here.

By the way, I have rather odd scent preferences; I actually do like the smell of certain chemical agents. Gasoline, diesel, kerosene, and turpentine are big favorites, plus cordite and several kinds of smoke among others.

But my all-time favorite chemical smell is that of the most popular of bygone classroom intoxicants, duplicator fluid. One of my strongest grade school scent memories is sniffing those damp, purple-ink soaked, redolent printouts from the ditto machine, a.k.a. Mimeograph. Those of you too young to have enjoyed the fruits of this aromatic office artifact have definitely missed out!

September 27th, 2007

The “Passion” of the Atheist

AtheistwarningHere is a great post by friend and long-time regular GifS reader and commenter, Tommy (also known in the past as tommykey). It’s long, but worth the read as Tommy responds to yet another Xian to correct his misconceptions about atheists.

I will let you read, and will join you in the comment thread afterwards.

BY Tommy @ Exercise in Futility:

I came across this column by way of Pharyngula.

It seems that John Terry, an economist, veteran, minister, and columnist for the Northwest Arkansas Times did not take kindly to a recent article in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette titled “Passionate Atheists”.

While you can read Mr. Terry’s column in its complete and original form by clicking the link above, I will reproduce it below in italics with my own running commentary in bold. Here it goes.

Not long ago the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette published an interesting article entitled “ Passionate Atheists. ” This caught my attention immediately.

My first thought was, “ How do you get passionate about nothing ? ” If no God exists, what is there to get passionate about ? Why do professed atheists find it necessary to convert other people to their unbelief, since there is nothing of substance there to convince them of?

Gee, Mr. Terry, you seem to have your syntax all wrong. We are not people who are passionate about atheism. We are atheists who are passionate about our beliefs.

Must one believe in the existence of a god in order to be passionate about whatever it is that inspires or challenges us, whether it be creating music, art or literature, or doing well in athletics, or fighting for worthy causes, or simply engaging in a hobby that provides enjoyment and self fulfillment?

And while I cannot claim to speak for all atheists, I don’t find it necessary to convert people to unbelief. Rather, what we feel compelled to do is to challenge the beliefs of those who would use their religion as a justification to support legal discrimination against gays, to erode the reproductive freedoms of women, and to eliminate from school curriculums all scientific knowledge that does not comport with a literal reading of the book of Genesis, to name just a few examples.

My second thought was, “ Isn’t this statement, passionate atheists, close to being an oxymoron ?”

What is oxymoronic about being a passionate atheist? See my comments above.

I have been in the ministry many years, and in every one of them the subject of atheism has reared its head. However, periodically (usually about every decade ) there is a push to convince people that there is no God. In the United States, as it has become more liberal in theology, more people have, as the article stated, “ come out of the closet” and admitted their unbelief, much in the same way as homosexuals have admitted their sexual preferences.

Both of these are symbols of the moral and spiritual decline of a nation, and this is happening in the United States with disturbing rapidity.

I do not doubt that there are scientists who would say “I have been in the field of [biology, astronomy, geology etc.] many years, and periodically there is a push to convince people that the Earth is only 6,000 years old, that there were was a worldwide flood and that Noah had dinosaurs on his ark, and that evolution is ‘just a theory’. In the United States, as the Religious Right has become increasingly influential, more people have responded to pollsters by professing their disbelief in evolution and natural selection and have admitted their belief in the Biblical story of creation.”

Tell me Mr. Terry, how is that atheist Americans and gay Americans exercising their rights as citizens of this great country are symbols of a moral and spiritual decline?

Contrary to the apparent belief of atheists, their nonbelief is not a danger to Christianity, nor to individual Christians. Nor does it change the existence of God. It does pose dangers, however, and the dangers are these:

The first danger is the unbeliever himself. He is left with no god but himself, no wisdom but his own (except the wisdom of men ) and no hope of a life beyond this one. Worst of all, he is in danger of facing an eternity devoid of the God he denied. In short, he wanted it that way, and that is the way he got it. A solemn and sad situation.

I don’t consider my atheism to be a danger to Christians. Apparently, Christians believe that atheists represent a danger to Christianity simply because we exist. Because the fact is that most of us atheists are ordinary people who go to work, pay our taxes, raise our families, and go on about our lives pretty much the same as everybody else. It would be all too easy for Christians if atheists were pedophiles, rapists, thieves and murders. Since we aren’t, we represent a challenge to Christians because we are living proof that people can lead basically decent lives without believing in a supreme being.

And as for being left with no wisdom but our own,”except the wisdom of men”, my knee-jerk response is “so what?” We rely on the accumulated knowledge and wisdom of our peers and forebears for just about everything. Our knowledge of medicine, engineering, mathematics, and agriculture, to name just a few fields of endeavor, is built on the work of those who came before us. One does not need to believe in the existence of god to improve upon existing construction techniques to erect buildings that can withstand earthquakes or to invent new medicines to help cure diseases. Why then must belief in god be paramount for a person to have a code of morals and ethics to live by?

Interestingly, it does not surprise me that a conservative Christian like you would refer to the “wisdom of men” instead of the “wisdom of humanity”. Women should just keep their mouths shut and let men do the thinking, right Mr. Terry?

And so far as I know, when my human body expires, I am dead and that is it. I do not face an “eternity” because there will be nothing left for me to experience an eternity.

The second danger is that the atheist may be able to persuade others (I knew of one situation like this where an older man concentrated on young people ) that his unbelief is really true. This might consign those he persuaded to the same fate that is in store for him.

Oh, if I could be so lucky! No one persuaded me to become an atheist. Atheism was the conclusion I arrived at after a long period of examination of the evidence and personal reflection. And to reiterate, the fate in store for an atheist is no different than that of a Christian when he or she dies. Our bodies cease to function and our conscious selves come to an end. It may not be poetic or pretty, but that does not make it any less true.

The third danger lies in what kind of person the atheist may become when he becomes his own god. If he does not recognize God, he may not recognize any of the restraints that a belief in God generates. Thus, without restraint, he may become a pedophile, a murderer, a thief, or any other kind of a deviant you can think of. Or he might just become one who lives inward, with no concern for the people or things around him. There are tragic examples of such people.

Here we go again, another theist who just cannot seem to grasp that morality without belief in god is not only possible, IT’S EASY! Let me see if I can spell it out for you in very simple terms Mr. Terry. True wisdom comes not from believing in the existence of god, but in recognizing the basic fact that our lives are intertwined with each other and that our actions have consequences. People do not want to be murdered, raped, assaulted, or robbed, so we have laws to punish those who engage in such activities and we fund with our taxes police forces, courts of law, and prisons.

True wisdom is recognizing that we benefit not only from restraining our lusts and desires, but in actively promoting altruism and a civil society that respects life and property. We understand that we are not islands unto ourselves.

My wife, whom I love dearly and who I consider also to be my best friend in the world, believes in god, albeit as a lapsed Catholic. However, whether it is because of her own personality or her cultural background (she’s from the Philippines), she frequently exhibits her disapproval whenever I engage in any altruistic activity. Several years ago, when I was heading to a local supermarket, I found a woman’s wallet in one of the shopping carts in the parking lot. Because the lady’s drivers license was in the wallet, I was able to find out where she lived and I drove to her house to return it to her. Feeling good about myself, I told my wife about it when I got home. Bur rather than praising me for being a good Samaritan, she actually chided me for going out of my way to help a stranger. She also complains when I donate blood!

It is not my intention in sharing these examples of altruism on my part just to say “See what a wonderful guy I am!”, but rather to refute the tired arguments of the likes of Mr. Terry that the absence of belief in a god makes people either amoral hedonists or self-absorbed loners indifferent to the world around them.

Now if you will excuse me, there are some neighborhood children I have to go out and molest now.

In the long years of being a minister I think I have known no more than two dozen people who loudly declared that there is no God. I did not believe in any of them. I have found that the man who so professes may be just “ whistling past the graveyard. ” In short, because of the life he has lived, he may just be hoping against hope that there is no God to whom he might someday have to answer.

Do you have any evidence that these self-proclaimed atheists were just “whistling past the graveyard” Mr. Terry? And funny how I always thought it was the other way around, that people suddenly find religion as their sense of their own mortality grows, and they are afraid of the prospect of dying without being “saved”.

I was not raised in a “ church-going” family, yet the name of God was revered in our home. My parents never used the name of God in vain, nor any of the by-words popular in those days. So I always believed in a God; I just wanted him to leave me alone and let me live my life the way I wanted to. In fact, at an early age I had planned my life, and no god was included in it.

However, my father died of a heart attack when he was 43, and I was 18. I had just returned home after spending a year-and-a-half in a tuberculosis sanitarium in Colorado Springs. When my father died he left my mother and me with six little brothers and sisters to raise.

And, though I did not know God, I became terribly angry with him. In the “ old days” nearly everything was ascribed to God. If there was a tragedy in the home, old preachers would declare that it was “ God’s will. ” I came to hate that expression, and have refused to use it throughout my ministry, as it related to things I just could not understand. I look askance at any preacher who always seems to know what “ the will of God is. ”

I was raised in a family that had a church-going father, and when I was around 5 years old, my mom had a “born again” phase. And during my late teens I was church-going and Bible reading Catholic. I did not want god to leave me alone. Rather, I wanted god to my personal friend and to be ever present in my life just as the god of the Bible was Abraham’s BFF. And yet here I am today an atheist.

I’m sorry your father died so young, Mr. Terry. And I do agree with you about one thing, tragic circumstances are not a result of “God’s will”. In fact, the world functions just as we should expect that it would in the absence of a supreme being.

Why are atheists coming out of the “ closet” now ? Simple. The country has become so secularized, and has adopted an “ anything goes” attitude, so deviants of any nature now feel it is safe to declare themselves. Also, led by many prominent universities, it has now become “ politically correct” for people to try to be “ different. ” Factually, it does not brand people as intellectual or brave, but contemptuous of centuries of solid beliefs and traditions.

Wrong, Mr. Terry. If atheists are coming out of the closet now, it is because we believe we cannot remain silent as the Religious Right, via the Republican Party, tries to nudge this country closer and closer to a Christian theocracy. And I find it a little disturbing that you believe there is something wrong with atheists such as myself feeling safe to declare ourselves. Would you prefer that I do not feel safe, Mr. Terry? Was it brave of Jerry Falwell to declare on a national cable television program that atheists, gays, and feminists were responsible for 9/11, or was Falwell being contemptuous of a tolerant and pluralistic democracy?

In the Bible, few people are so chastised as are avowed atheists. In Proverbs 1: 7 are these words: “ The fear (awe ) of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge, but fools despise wisdom and instruction. ”

And the Bible is proof of what, Mr. Terry?

So, unless the avowed atheist is prepared to account for the universe, for man in all of his complexities, and life in general, he certainly is not prepared to declare that “ there is no God. ”

Wrong again Mr. Terry. I don’t have to account for the existence of the universe to declare that “there is no God.” The only thing the existence of the universe proves is that the universe exists.

But let us suppose that perhaps there is some higher intelligence that created the universe in which we live. It does not mean that therefore the god described in the Bible is real. Maybe the universe was created by a collection of highly advanced beings. Or, maybe god, if there is one, is really just an idiot savant. It creates universes and that’s all it does. It is quite a leap to say that because the complexity of the universe is plausible evidence of an intelligent designer that therefore a virgin woman in Judea some 2,000 years ago conceived a child who grew up to be an itinerant preacher, healed sick people, cast out demons, performed miracles, was killed and then rose from the dead.

He is revealed, not as an intellectual, but as a gadfly with no answers to anything. It is even more plain in Psalms 14: 1: “ The fool has said in his heart, there is no God. ”

Again, this proves what?

Ted Turner once said, in speaking of the Lord, “ I do not need anyone to die for me. ” Well, perhaps he doesn’t know all of the truth. Personally, I need a Savior, and I am happy I found out the truth as young as I did. The sad thing about the atheist is that he may find out the truth after it is too late.

Ah yes, the appeal to fear. Believe as Mr. Terry does, or face an eternity of suffering in the after life. Oooh! I’m so scared!

So please don’t feel sorry for those of us who believe in God, who build churches, attend churches, send missionaries, and do every kind of charitable work known to man. Even if we were wrong in all this, we would still be better off than the atheist. At least we would have lived lives that helped us, and more importantly, helped others.

I don’t feel sorry for people who believe in god, Mr. Terry. I feel sorry for people like you who believe that those of us who do not share your beliefs are lesser human beings than you who are fated to damnation in the afterlife.

Religious people are no better or worse than atheists, Mr. Terry. We are all capable of doing good works and bad works, and it is quite often the case that we can exhibit both the best of ourselves and the worst of ourselves in the same day. I have no problem with acknowledging the many wonderful acts of charity that are performed by religious people. But it is rather disingenuous when religious people on the one hand belittle atheists as being so small in number and then on the other hand boast that religious people and organizations contribute more to society than atheists do. And if you want to compare the quality of life of a Christian to an atheist, I guarantee you that by any measure my life is infinitely better than Ted Haggard’s life.

I know that most atheists are probably not bad people. But they are sadly misguided in their thinking, and in their hearts many of them probably know it. One should not live his life as a fool when he can live it as a child of God, and have the promise of everlasting life.

Gee, thanks for conceding that most atheists are not bad people, Mr. Terry. Most Christians, Jews, Muslims, Hindus, and Buddhists are not bad people either. You know why? Because most human beings are not bad people. If the majority of us were evil, the human race would not have advanced from roving bands of illiterate hunter-gatherers to build civilizations capable of sending space probes to the farthest reaches of our solar system. The fact is, most of the good people who lived and died on this planet did so without ever having heard of your god and your Bible. I submit that you are the one who is misguided.

September 25th, 2007

“. . .What’s next? Whales talk French at the bottom of the sea?”

talking whalesThis really pisses me off:

Teacher: I was fired, said Bible isn’t literal

A community college instructor in Red Oak [DesMoines IA] claims he was fired after he told his students that the biblical story of Adam and Eve should not be literally interpreted.

Steve Bitterman, 60, said officials at Southwestern Community College sided with a handful of students who threatened legal action over his remarks in a western civilization class Tuesday. He said he was fired Thursday.

“I’m just a little bit shocked myself that a college in good standing would back up students who insist that people who have been through college and have a master’s degree, a couple actually, have to teach that there were such things as talking snakes or lose their job,” Bitterman said.

Of course, the director of the school’s campus declined to comment, and the school president simply blew it off saying that Bitterman was fired because of a “personal issue.”

“I can assure you that the college understands our employees’ free-speech rights,” she said. “There was no action taken that violated the First Amendment.”

[BULLSHIT!]

Bitterman, who taught part time at Southwestern and Omaha’s Metropolitan Community College, said he uses the Old Testament in his western civilization course and always teaches it from an academic standpoint.

Bitterman’s Tuesday course was telecast to students in Osceola over the Iowa Communications Network. A few students in the Osceola classroom, he said, thought the lesson was “denigrating their religion.”

[WELL, BOO-FUCKING-HOO!]

“I put the Hebrew religion on the same plane as any other religion. Their god wasn’t given any more credibility than any other god,” Bitterman said. “I told them it was an extremely meaningful story, but you had to see it in a poetic, metaphoric or symbolic sense, that if you took it literally, that you were going to miss a whole lot of meaning there.”

There’s that persecution complex again the minute their sky daddy beliefs are challenged. Do they pray to gawd? Nope…they run out and pay for lawyers to get their way.

Bitterman said he called the story of Adam and Eve a “fairy tale” in a conversation with a student after the class and was told the students had threatened to see an attorney. He declined to identify any of the students in the class.

If this happened to me I would be so furious I wouldn’t be able to stand it. Colleges and universities are supposed to be places where ideas and thoughts are exchanged in intellectual discourse, aren’t they? It’s bad enough that the bible thumpers try to interject their mythology into elementary and secondary education, but it’s just going too far when these freaks want to infiltrate our institutions of higher learning and take away one of our most valued rights…the right to free speech.

Bitterman said Linda Wild, vice president of academic affairs at Southwest, fired him over the telephone.

Wild did not return telephone or e-mail messages Friday. Bitterman said that he can think of no other reason college officials would fire him and that Smith, the director of the campus, has previously sat in on his classes and complimented his work.

“As a taxpayer, I’d like to know if a tax-supported public institution of higher learning has given veto power over what can and cannot be said in its classrooms to a fundamentalist religious group,” he said. “If it has … then the taxpaying public of Iowa has a right to know. What’s next? Whales talk French at the bottom of the sea?”

Reading about this incident is both maddening and depressing at the same time.

September 24th, 2007

Religious People Are the Best People LI

Three more stories that prove what you already know: that Religious People Are the Best People.

Coral Eugene Watts, one of America’s most prolific serial killers, died on Friday of natural causes. He made a habit of murdering women on Sunday morning before church.

…according to Watts biographer Corey Mitchell, Watts killed women because he thought they were evil. It’s a word he used very often. He was deeply religious and a regular churchgoer all his life. He was concerned about being haunted by the spirits of his victims, so he took strange steps to keep the “spirits” at bay, i.e. in one case, after murdering a woman in her apartment, Watts disrobed and bathed her in what the author dubbed an “evil baptism” to keep her spirit at peace and at bay. In other cases, he took the women’s shoes or purses and then burned them, for the same reason, he said, to keep their spirits away.

Communion, Las Vegas-style:

A Roman Catholic priest who smashed a wine bottle over the head of a woman in church pleaded guilty to felony battery with a deadly weapon.

The Rev. George Chaanine admitted Thursday in Clark County District Court that he smashed the bottle over the 54-year-old woman’s head at Our Lady of Las Vegas Catholic Church in January….

The woman sang at the church and was hired by Chaanine in October as the parish events coordinator. She accused Chaanine of hitting her in the head with a wine bottle on Jan. 26, stomping on her hand, groping her and choking her until she began praying. She said he suddenly stopped and fled.

Chaanine was arrested almost a week later near Phoenix. The woman was treated for a broken hand and a gash on the head, authorities said.

Orthodox Jew Charles Jay Wolff is suing the State of New Hampshire for $10 million because his prison food includes hard-boiled eggs (don’t they serve roasted or boiled eggs at Seders?). The judge waxes Seussian in response to receiving an egg as an exhibit. But why is the pious plaintiff, whose holy needs are getting their day in court, locked up?

Wolff is serving 10 to 20 years for sexually assaulting a 7-year-old girl.

So, remember what I told ya:

God enables us to have morals, ethics, and values. If you don’t believe in and love Him, you are amoral, unethical, and valueless. Think about it — how could you be a good person without an invisible guy setting you straight? You couldn’t, silly.

September 23rd, 2007

Allegories Gone Wild - The Veiled Prophet And The River Of Nothingness

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This is one of those Internet click-click-click-click-WTF? moments that provide us with a glimpse into the wild river raft ride of other people’s imaginations.

This one is a good one, albeit a tad…scattered.

(In the voice of Rod Serling): “Witness if you will, an old man, wracked and ruined by decades of alcoholic abuse, grasping at the strands of ambiguous hope by defining his own epistemology…”

So one David C. Owens, who styles himself the ‘Veiled Prophet‘ (and America’s premier visionary artists, although he has no Wiki or Answers.com page), is kind enough to share not only his art (which is middling fair, but he’s no Dali by any stretch), but the strange fevered visions he’s had (and none of them too original, I might add, let’s skip the fact that his English is not good, either):

Ladies and gentleman, meine Dame und Herren, I give you…the River of Nothingness!

2012 The River Nothingness: Is there the slightest things you can do to change the equations of what will determine how you end up? Yes, there is - but - ‘doubt’ is the word for all the too many who will not care enough until it is much to late!
River Nothingness 2012 Facts about 12 21 12: The SOULLESS abomination! - Contrary to those misleading and teaching otherwise - after one has knowingly chosen to lead a cruel and unkind life ~ Just as all to many of those who’ve gone before them that waited until the last few moments of their life ~ Thinking they’ve out smarted their soul ~ They will find out ~ There is no such thing as death bed forgiveness.
12 21 12 Facts: There is no true God that would  and is going to force any innocent soul to return to a past [host] Bearer that has and does knowingly profane them self with the use of unkindness, anger, hate, rage and conniving disrespect for decent morals!
2012 End of the World: What and when an individual thinks they might  have been able to hide from humanity they can not hide from the companionship of the innocent soul, within!

Odd, how this predilection for apocalypse in 2012 seems to have spread like wildfire, no?

More incoherent babble:

December 21, 2012 River Nothingness: Past and present intents and all the conniving of even  future thoughts and ideas are known by your soul. And, no innocent soul, knowingly will chance that experiences twice!
And, thinking for even a second that one could fool a new soul when your  past companion is not around - that by itself is condemnation!

Sadly, there’s no explanation for this ‘ past companion’ nonsense. In a world where context is everything, this is rendered into gibberish.

More drivel:

Yes, you’re having, not so strange, returning of Déjà vu and wonderful enlightenment is running close to wild as you comprehend again, and again things you already know - and your memories of remembrances are looking forward to circumstances you know to be the truth of how you have to protected you soul. Or, oh so real - And, oh so real! And, it is real! The River NOTHINGNESS of the SOULLESS!

Wait - so our ’souls’ will drown in the River of Nothingness of the Soulless? Say whaaattt? And how does this come about? By being mean to people.

I kid you not. He seems to repeat the phrase deja vu a lot. He claims also to have painted multiple pictures on New Year’s Eve, which is described like this:

The Lord’s Lamp the first of David Owens Art Paintings Millennium Pictures from the special “Millennium Art Event” where World Art History was made, seen and watched as America’s Greatest Visionary Artist was  documented by independent witnesses as his Visionary Art concept turned from vision(s) and turned into reality taking place in Covina, California (USA) starting in the early a.m. hours of December 31, 2000.

Which I find fairly amusing, because it was this tiny event apparently hosted in in his own living room, with pictures of folks (first names only) that nobody knows.

There are implicit nods to Shamanism, a large degree of apocalyptic vagueness, and a whole pile of weird, underdeveloped theodicy

Here’s a pretty stupid video, since his link on ‘Three Kinds of Demons’ is broken.

Till the next post, then.

September 22nd, 2007

The Saint Joseph Superstition

Here is one of those all too funny and real superstitions that just point to the believers ignorance.for sale From the Sacramento Bee

An excerpt from the article:

Call it folklore or divine intervention, but the practice of burying a tiny statue of St. Joseph, patron saint of carpenters and helper of home sellers, is thriving in Sacramento’s decidedly cool real estate market.

Catholic retailers say the little statues are flying off their shelves as the once-robust Sacramento-area housing market has slowed and driven the average time on the market up to 69 days. The peculiar phenomenon seems to run in stride with chilly markets: It flourished during slow times in the 1980s, mushroomed again during the 1990s housing slump and now is again booming and growing well beyond its Catholic roots

OK so if that isn’t bad enough I had to go and find me a “Real Joseph Statue”. Apparently they have real ones and ? Not real ones? I’ve taken a short excerpt from there as well so that you can judge for yourselves as to the merits. In fact you may want one of your own. LOL. This just kills me.

The St. Joseph Statue Tradition

Divine Assistance When Selling Your Home

Millions believe that faith and prayer will assist them with the sometimes difficult task of selling their homes. The long standing tradition of the St. Joseph statue is a physical representation of the faith believers put in the will of God. This simple act is an indication that they are ready to accept God’s help. Does practicing the St Joseph statue tradition guarantee your home will sell? Of, course not. It let’s God and St. Joseph know that you have faith in His will.

“Does it guarantee your home will sell? Of course not.”
What more can I say? It is just too funny. This goes hand in hand with Stardusts post on Indoctrination. Tell a story enough times and people will trip over themselves to believe it.

September 21st, 2007

Flying Spaghetti Monster Sunday School

This little YouTube video illustrates very simply the point that children are born without an inkling of superstitious beliefs. These beliefs and god ideas are written on these little “clean slates” of the innocent child’s mind by parents and people parents trust to their child’s care and education. From my experience as an ex-Xian, Sunday school teacher messages can also clash with those told by parents because parents trust non-educated or even illiterate strangers to brainwash their kids with the god crap and even the child starts adding stuff as they go along to how they want things to be. Children can become confused with conflicting information, or just treat all of the information they are getting like an ongoing add-on/delete story like the telephone game most of us have all played. Most little kids are quite imaginative, and also will believe anything an adult tells them, and even what other kids tell them. They don’t have the capacity to discern fantasy from reality when very small and are easily programmable.

This simple video shows how one can take a child and teach him anything when he/she is little and impressionable. They will believe you because most little kids think that mom and dad, or their caretakers and adults would not lie to them. Considering the innumerable gods, stories about those gods, stories about how the world came to be that are told to children at very young ages, that is exactly what is happening. Brainwashing with the parents own learned beliefs at an early age, mixed in with bits and pieces of other people’s variations of those learned beliefs. “Get ‘em while they are still in the cradle” is most god believer tactics. Brainwashing about a great sky daddy watching their every move, and the delusion of living forever if they simply believe is a very important priority of the god botherers. Then they are hoping that the little ones will become brainwashed enough to go out into the world for such causes as THIS as posted by vjack at Atheist Revolution, “Christian Extremists to Invade Public Schools”. And these same god botherers wonder why the world is so screwed up.

(Maybe we atheists should ban together and start “adopting churches” to rescue from their ancient superstitious beliefs?)

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