Atheism is the biggest threat to Humanity?
28 November 2007 by StardustI know I sound like a Xian troll by saying this, but I ran across this dumbass Yokeup while looking for something else. This is going to piss you off. It’s all the bullshit we hear from uneducated fundie trolls all the time, all rolled up into one dumbass video. I managed to listen to the whole thing, and had to go take a shower afterwards.
The country is 86% Xian (or thereabouts) but every “evil” and lack of morals is all our fault. Since there are so many Xians, and Xians = goodness, then there should be no homeless people, no starving people, no orphaned children, no people going without medical care, no people invading other countries and slaughtering people in other lands, etc. This guy and people like him need to grow a brain.
EDITORS NOTE: J-Walk’s blog pointed out a link to YokeUp Ministries, “God Tools”…LOL! Check out the bouncing sheep head. LOL! 
28 November 2007, on 3:29 pm
I can’t wait to begin my killing spree. Raping, burning, maiming, drinking, and throwing out recyclables.
Thank Darwin I’m morality-free!
28 November 2007, on 3:42 pm
Yep, Brett…we molest young boys, abuse our kids, tell them with frightening Babble tales, eat babies for breakfast.
28 November 2007, on 4:36 pm
He said it himself: You read in the Bible what you want.
I lost my moral compass. The bible says I can bash babies heads on rocks. And kill children without mercy. Hmmm, and here I was just going to go out and buy some Toys for Tots today. Guess I was being lazy. God doesn’t like sloth.
28 November 2007, on 4:44 pm
“Atheism is the biggest threat to Humanity?”
ha ha, i’m pretty sure it’s still death! the biggest threat to humanity, by any means, definitely, death.
society-based-moral-compass? shouldn’t that needle point toward the nearest house of worshit? oh, he’s talking about “that other” society, in which instead of reading right now, i’d be out there murdering the shit out of coach yokeup and his ilk. yeah, i forgot all about “that” society.
“you worship argument and counterpoints” would be a compliment if I worshiped anything at all.
oh well, back to reading (Sartre) and not killing anyone.
thanks, for a good laugh.
28 November 2007, on 4:54 pm
Hmmm, just looking at the still, this guy kind of reminds me of Fred Thompson (who ISn’t that big into religion, by the way)
But yeah, I agree, atheists are to blame for most of the world’s ills.
I wish I could believe, but because I can’t, I keep finding myself checking out my yoga teacher’s butt (yeah, I am married and am not supposed to be doing that! yeah, my teacher is female).
But try as I might, I just can’t get rid of my large print copy of Origin of Species….
Danged selfish genes!
28 November 2007, on 5:15 pm
shockingly awesome guy. example of genius beyond any limits: “…whoever, whoever,…you understand that? it says, whoever! whoever means: whoever!!!!” the new john 3,16 in the next edition?
my question though, isn’t about the arguments. i want to know what is the thought process that goes through his head to make this video.
…”im just sitting here watching some chri$t tv, thinking about all the homeless children benny hinn helps by donating his multi-million dollar jets and mansions to charity. it’s just past midnight, im going to go to bed…but wait! divine inspiration! splendid idea emerging!! i’m going to grab my hand-held, and walk around the kitchen in my socks, describing this most fresh and newest idea that is sure to send shock waves through the godless minds of all those evil humans!”
thanks dude. now i’m hungry for a sandwich.
28 November 2007, on 5:16 pm
What a clown…people like that are lost causes. We just have to keep them from having anything to do with policy making, otherwise we are FUCKED…
28 November 2007, on 5:19 pm
Did you hear about the atheists rioting when they discovered a blank piece of paper on a cartoonist’s desk?
28 November 2007, on 5:21 pm
Yeah, because all those damn atheists do is suicide-bomb, fly planes into buildings, flog women for daring to get raped (and the damn bitches should be glad they’re not being executed for it instead), marry dogs to remove curses from themselves–
Wait a minute…
28 November 2007, on 5:50 pm
Ok, I actually watched this. The problem here is that people like this really can’t understand how people think: in his mind, there is “believe his way” or “unbelief”; that is the only two things that he can comprehend.
And, people like this just can’t deal with the fact that there is much that we humans simply don’t know; therefore he has to believe some made up stuff.
I just wish that there was a way where I could take people like this and somehow show him the entire world and to let him know tiny of a segment of humanity is represented by fundie Christains, and how many others sincerely believe that HE is “hell bound”.
But alas, the desire to believe “hocus pocus” is so strong in so many…
28 November 2007, on 6:01 pm
It was bad enough having to watch him, the least he could have done was stand in one spot.
And if we’re so dangerous, how come we haven’t taken over yet? No one is denying him his retarded beliefs, we just wish he’d keep them to himself.
28 November 2007, on 6:17 pm
Meh, I’ve heard worse.
I did like the part about my moral compass being based on sin. Makes me sound like a badass mofo. I’ve always dreamed of being a badass mofo. Just like Jules in Pulp Fiction. Too bad I’m a middle aged white guy living in the suburbs.
28 November 2007, on 6:55 pm
No moral compass? Excuse me, but I do have a conscience. It’s worked quite well for me so far, and I’ll think I’ll keep on listening to it.
Jackass. And if every decision we make is so based on sin, then how do Christians even trust themselves to follow god? If everyone’s moral compass is so fucked up then how do they even know that their god is the right answer? How do they know anything at all if they keep asserting that we’re all just stupid, puny sinful humans?
28 November 2007, on 8:36 pm
I take huge delight in realizing that this doofus is a spokesman for believers. The bedrock of his argument seems to be that disagreement with his view of reality relegates you to hell. Also heavy: “You want to read in the Bible what you want to read.” In other words,focus on the Bambi content and gloss over the pathological.
28 November 2007, on 8:53 pm
Well, after wiping the spewed chicken and corn chowder off my monitor, I realized why this sounded familiar. It’s like that 2:00am call from that unstable, drunken ex. Unfortunately, she prefaces her plea with the info that she’ll take whosoever, whoever, man. Doesn’t matter what you did because you can blame it on the devil, be absolved by jeebus, and never know the burden of individual responsibility.
“C’mon, baby, I know about that woman you like to wear a diaper for and those farm animal escorts you spend your paychecks on. I don’t care none about them babies you et nor the chickens you fucked to death, I jist wanchu back!”
I must confess that he almost got me by going into his “coach mode”. But, then, I couldn’t figure out how to translate running laps and doing pushups into christing off.
Really, he seems so sincere with them hypnotic eyes and if he says gob is real, the buy-bull perfect, then it must be so.
28 November 2007, on 9:02 pm
His tattoos are sexy…and convincing…Is that a Virgin of Guadalupe tattoo I see on his left forearm? Geez Louise! I just may go back to Gob…Truly a “smooth man” but for the beige knee-high socks and the prancing in the kitchen…Got them chiggers in the shorts, huh?….I sense a paranormal restraining order, PRONTO!
28 November 2007, on 9:03 pm
Sorry, couldn’t watch it all. My intelligence chip was melting. Had to go surf some porn real quick to get back to my proper level of heathenicity.
28 November 2007, on 10:55 pm
Yeah Barbiebrains…I couldn’t help but notice that…oh-so-intelligent…left arm tattoo.
Though, I sorta kept thinking he might consider adding a forehead tattoo.
Maybe something like one of those Jeebus: “Eat Me” variations.
Revenant…Like you, I couldn’t finish the vid. I certainly do like your heathenish porn remedy!
Who knows…the video fucktard just might REALLY be into Jeebus porn!…?
Somehow, I can imagine him saying…
“Oooh…Oooh…Oooooh…yeah, baby Jeebus!…you know you do it for me…I can feeeel ya…even in my ass…so HARD…dance with me now…rye-cht here in the kitchen!…Ooooh…er…ummm…WAIT!…
Jeebus?…
I think I just dropped my camcorder in the cat’s litter box!”
Yeah…Oy Vey!
29 November 2007, on 12:12 am
Atheism is the biggest threat to humanity?
Good.
29 November 2007, on 12:17 am
I have met a person in real life with this level of intelligence. It is moderately disturbing because as the conversation progresses, you realize that THERE IS NOTHING GOING ON UP THERE behind that skull. Looking into their eyes is like looking into the abyss in “The Amber Spyglass.”
29 November 2007, on 12:29 am
ChuckA…forehead tattoos…Now that cracked me up…big time.
29 November 2007, on 12:30 am
Still laughing…thanks!
29 November 2007, on 1:37 am
I managed to listen to the whole thing
You’re a stronger and braver person than I’ll ever be.
29 November 2007, on 2:24 am
*Yawn*–yet another indoctrinated sheep of modest intellect (hey, I’m feeling generous) bleating on about something for which he offers no real world examples, and even less in terms of logical reasoning. Let them spout this non-sense; after people hear it enough times, it will sound like any word if you keep repeating it over and over ad nauseum…like nonsense.
Honestly, this kind of drivel from folks like coach Yokel is getting increasingly maddening only in terms of it’s banality.
Did my twenty push ups coach–still not impressed.
29 November 2007, on 2:28 am
Do like how he managed to turn the concept of the “circular arguement” on it’s ear, though. Bravo, coach Yokel.
29 November 2007, on 11:06 am
One thing I found particularly annoying was one we have heard so many, many times before: the “atheists who say they were once a Xian, weren’t really Xian” argument. How the fuck does this dweeb know what was/is in the hearts and minds of other people?
If I was Gob, I wouldn’t let any of these self-righteous assholes like Yokeup in my “kingdom”.
29 November 2007, on 12:08 pm
And what the fuck does Yokeup mean to them? The graphic was an oxen yoke, so does that mean you’re a slave animal to gawd? For him to do with as he will? Wonderful existence.
29 November 2007, on 1:00 pm
The graphic was an oxen yoke, so does that mean you’re a slave animal to gawd?
Yep…”take up the yoke for gawd” is a phrase I heard often in church as a Xian.
Heaven or Hell doesn’t seem like much of a choice.
29 November 2007, on 1:25 pm
Hey, from J-Walk’s blog…a link to God Tools…LOL! Check out the bouncing sheep head. LOL! It’s from YokeUp Ministries I also added this as an Editor’s note on my post.
29 November 2007, on 1:51 pm
It says on the Yokel site that “everyone who sweats” is welcome. It doesn’t say anything about anyone who THINKS is welcome.
29 November 2007, on 4:31 pm
Holy crap, that’s got to be the worst web design I’ve ever seen in my life.
I think they’re heavily into bestiality.
29 November 2007, on 5:15 pm
I think they’re heavily into bestiality.
And they especially seem to prefer
29 November 2007, on 5:16 pm
OT, but you will probably get around to doing a “war on xmas” thread. So here are a couple of suggestions.
Christians join the war on christmas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XEuzmu7ocM
Fox Newsiness 12 days of Christmas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3lJec7_QbQ
29 November 2007, on 5:23 pm
bernarda…thanks for those…we can put those to good use! Love the 12 Days of Xmas FAUX NEWS STYLE!
29 November 2007, on 11:55 pm
Oh. My. Gob. That sheep head has to be a joke, right? I just shot milk out of my nose when I saw that (and I haven’t drank milk in a year.)
I mean that sheep head just pushed that site over the edge into parody.
Really, that has to be a joke, right? Star, did you hack his sight?
He welcomes “anyone that sweats?” Club kids gorked on ecstasy sweat a lot; do you think that’s what Coach Yokel had in mind? Or maybe he’s referencing the glistening, nubile young boys he “coaches.” (I know, I am the height of “just too much-ery.”)
30 November 2007, on 12:28 am
Really, that has to be a joke, right? Star, did you hack his sight?
I had to look closely, but no…it’s no joke. It’s fer reeeel.
30 November 2007, on 1:13 am
are these the people that smash bricks with their heads and lift weights with their dicks for jesus? the whole coach thing, and roids make you sweat, don’t they? yeah, i guess if you live in Ponchatoula, LA what the fuck else are you gonna do? you join the sweat for jesus ministries. But as Kathy Griffin would say, a third of them has to be gay, cause that’s the only place in town to hang with other naked dudes in the shower. coach must be a real grab ass.
O.T. On her new Bravo Special tonight Kathy Griffin told her “Emmy/Suck It, Jesus” story and repeated her acceptance speech, plus she trashed the Catholic League and others for the stupidity of their over-reaction.
30 November 2007, on 2:38 pm
The coach’s websites made me think he must be quite easily distracted by shiny objects, not to mention any farm animal. I scrolled thru his blog and didn’t see any entries with comments, so I guess he posts for the enjoyment of himself and his wife. I watched one video entry featuring both of them and she seemed out of it, like she had taken four or five too many pain pills that day. Can’t blame her, having to live with that guy.
1 December 2007, on 12:43 am
I went to the Yoke Up site.
That is a spoof site, right? Right?
It is hard to tell these-a-days.
1 December 2007, on 5:33 am
Oh boy. Since he claimed that atheists have no moral compass, I wondered if he would break out some “statistics” about atheists committing murders or raping children.
You can’t reason with people like this. And for some reason this guy has it in his head that we somehow are obligated to “disprove” the existence of his fanciful all-powerful deity that has not been proven in the first place. He really needs to think about these things.
People like him are so damn dramatic. They think nonbelievers are unreasonable because we don’t believe in invisible all powerful beings that no one has ever seen or spoken to. Goodness, I wish for just a second he could see how insane that is. He’s basically asking us to believe in Santa Clause.
1 December 2007, on 5:42 pm
If I knew how to hack a website, there are some fun things I could do with that one…
4 December 2007, on 12:44 am
My favorite part, so far, is the link to an outside page more or less condemning tattoos and piercings with the link directly below a photo of the guy showing off one of his tats.
And the cursor trails are charming.
28 January 2008, on 5:01 am
DEAR STARDUST, I WATCHED YOU VIDIO…ONLY BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ATHIAST, AND I WANTED TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS OF GOD!!! I WAS GLAD TO SEE IN YOUR VIDEO YOU ARE NOT THE ATHIAST!!! I AM 48 YEARS OLD, I SPENT 4 YEARS IN THE MARINE CORPS, FROM 1978-1982. ONE OF MY BEST FREINDS WAS AN ATHIAST (I’M PENTICOSTAL)…I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ALWAYS HAVE…BUT I DON’T GO TO CHURCH OR LIVE LIKE A CHRISTIAN. BUT ME AND HIM..(USUALLY WHEN WE WERE DRINKING) WOULD HAVE SOME ARGUMENTS, ALMOST TO FIGHTING, BUT THANK GOD IT NEVER GOT THAT HEATED, THEN ONE OF OUR FREINDS WOULD MAKE US STOP TALKING ABOUT RELIGION. I HAV’NT SEEN THIS GUY SINCE 1982, AND I MISS HIM. ASIDE FROM BEING AN ATHIAST…HE WAS ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE I’VE EVER MET!!! I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU, XXXX@XXX.net
I did the proper thing and deleted your email address. You should not be going around the internet passing out your email address so freely. Posting it here would be asking for a pile of mail making fun of your stupid ass. ~moderator
28 January 2008, on 10:33 am
Roger troll in the archives,
First of all I THINK YOUR CAP KEY IS STUCK AND YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO USE THE SPELLCHECKER OPTION.
Secondly, and since you like caps…DID YOU READ PAST THE FIRST LINE? I AM AN ATHEIST. I don’t know how you ever got the idea that I was not an atheist. If you read the WHOLE POST you will see that I AND OTHERS HERE ARE MAKING FUN OF THE VIDEO AND XIANITY!
Sorry to burst your bubble of delusion, but THERE ARE NO GODS. Those who believe in god have taken the Santa Claus type beliefs into adulthood for the purpose of false security and self-delusion. Most of us are afraid to die, only some of us do not need the delusion to cope with that reality.
Now, try reading the post and comment thread and you will see that I posted the video to make fun of it. This is a site that makes fun of suckers for god lies.