For those who might be interested, here are some oldies-but-goodies…
Definitely check out the Easter version of Jesus Dress Up. Hours of fun there.
Also check out the Easter Quiz for those who like to think about stuff.
5. The first visitor(s) was/were greeted by
a. an angel (Matt. 28:2-5)
b. a young man (Mark 16:5)
c. two men (Luke 24:4)
d. no one (John 20:1-2)
Man, that quiz always cracks me up. That shit just never gets old.
(For those who don’t like to think, you won’t like that site.)
And Ron reminds us what Lenny Bruce said about the cross:
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
Man that quiz was tough! Is there a Jehovah’s Witness or Mormon version? I think the questions were KJB-biased. LOL!
Happy Zombie Jebus day Gifsters!!!
Here’s a nice little Easter present for y’all:
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=7090861&ch=4226713&src=news
Ahhh… I decided to assert my non-belief and ended up celebrating this Easter by sleeping in, not going to church, eating some good food, getting drunk, and playing video games! It was quite fun. What did you do?
OOPS…that’s KJV-bias.
I celebrated Easter by busing tables and cleaning the dishes of all the great xians who refuse to fucking tip and let their kids run all over the damn place like all the employees are fucking babysitters!
Robert;
Killing off one more bit of the last shred of hope I hold for humanity with that link.
Sarah;
Like your itinerary. I did some drawing.
AUM;
Actually, when I waited tables, I always relished a family I saw saying grace before they ate. Without exception, they always left good tips–and this was in Nebraska, not a state known for people skilled at the art of tipping. Kinda odd. I suppose it’s possible that the non-praying variety of xtians stiffed me. And gawd, I hated baby sitting other people’s out-of-control brats. My condolences.
Remember everyone–eat the flesh of zombie Jesus before he has a chance to eat yours!
I think you fellas will love my new show, its called JFC and stars me Jesus.
please check it out at http://www.jfcshow.com
many episodes to come in the next few weeks that will make the brainwashers and money takers shit themselves with fear, ( a bit of their own medicine)
also vote for us here at funny or die: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d3b5c7c48b
and spread the good word, Jesus is BACK!
We celebrated by going to my cousin’s place for a sumptuous meal. I didn’t mind that my 4 year olds had a great time hunting for eggs in the backyard. But there was not one word mentioned about the holy babble or JC. It was bliss.
Yay Eggster, we now have eternal life because of zombie jeebus.
JFC
You DO realize you’re going to hell with the rest of us don’t you?
LOL that is a good way to start the day.
Cute easter story:
My friend’s 3 year old wanted to use her colored pens she was using to highlight info on her National Boards Certification work. She suggested he get his own pens to play with. The following converstion ensued.
Him:I can’t find my pens. They losted.
Her. Oh? Well, maybe the Easter Bunny will bring you more pens.
Him: There is no easter bunny.
Her: Yes. On Sunday morning when you wake up the easter bunny will have brought you a basket and maybe there will be pens in it.
Him: No. No easter bunny. The pen man will bring me pens!
^ Very cute!
Happy Belated Ostara, GifSters! My Sunday consisted of cole slaw and ham, ham, ham (mmm, honey- and brown sugar-glazed with pineapple), while my cousin’s little boy hunted for eggs and helped me “paint” hard-boiled ones.
No babble or Hey-Zeus mentions, either, although I did have the beginning of an encounter with a self-described “arch-conservative” which my ride dragged me away from!
I joined the family for a massive heart attack of a breakfast at Cracker Barrel, then napped to March Madness all the afternoon long. Later, Jeebus closed my favorite pizza joint, so I had a salad. Good ol’ Jeebus, looking out for my health and digestion…
Karen, that is a cute story. Out of the mouths of babes. I think the adults like that made up crap better than the kids do. They do it for themselves.
Lines were MUCH shorter at Wal-Mart during the usual churchin’ hours of 10-12! Only heathens at Wal-Mart!
OT…well…maybe not really…Or…
“And now, for something completely different”?…
For anyone interested, “Christ Conspiracy” author, Acharya S ( D.M. Murdock) has some interesting things to say about the Muslim religion’s hate propaganda and, of course, the infamous Islamic oppression of women.
At: “Truth Be Known News”:
http://tbknews.blogspot.com/
Be sure to check out the related, (on page linked) YouTube videos, as well.
In particular, the…erm…’Disco hit’(?)…
“Too Sexy for My Burkha”: Muslim Oppression of Women
And…
Pat Condell’s marvelously on-target (as usual)…
“Stop Appeasing Muslims Now!”
^ Thanks for the link, ChuckA! I’m checking her blog out more often now; great stuff, and worth wading through the venom spewed by some very hateful commenters.
Hey, where’s E in that quiz? I thought it was ‘all of the above.’
the best thing to do with the quiz is to google each answer’s verse number, like: Mark 16:1
Usually biblegateway.com comes up and you can compare the different bible versions of the same verses and see how really screwed up it is.