“If there is any principle of the Constitution that more imperatively calls for attachment than any other, it is the principle of free thought—not free thought for those who agree with us but freedom for the thought that we hate.” - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Yep, it’s that time of year again, old friends: when we renew our voices, and raise our fists to the sky, and tell the world that we will not knuckle under to the harsh rule of religious tyranny. That all people under the blue sky are entitled only to their particular brand of ideology, but not entitled to force others to bow, or kowtow to them.
I submit to you, dear readers, that we at one time as a nation, had some theocratic elements. The so-called ‘Blue Laws’ are a perfect example of this, some of which still exist to this day (admittedly, it’s mostly the restriction of liquor in certain counties, but I haven’t checked recently).
The ongoing battle for homosexual rights is another such example. The arguments against gay marriage (of which I am a supporter of, albeit my activism is of the online variety), the vacuous arguments against gay parenthood, or even opposition to the actual treatment of homosexuals as peers.
Symbols of ‘the theocracy that was’ are all around us. Even to this day, the theocrats have inserted key personnel into the current administration. We still have ‘In God We Trust’ on our currency. We have missionaries preaching to the appointees in power. We even have a mercenary equivalent of the Praetorian Guard with a theocratic agenda. There are at least three states in the Union who pretty much qualify for theocracy, anyways: Oklahoma, Texas, and Indiana.
For those readers who accuse me of ‘ panic-mongering’, they are cordially invited to investigate for themselves.
There are those who proclaim ‘Original Intent’ , that the founders indeed intended to make this a Christian nation. But Jefferson coined the phrase ‘Separation of Church and State‘ (Madison spoke of it as a line between the two). Madison was very much for taxing churches if they should interfere with a political campaign (a remarkable Founder, but not so good as a President, or so I’ve read). In fact, I once proved that of five of the Founding Fathers, none of them would be suitable for election in this century.
It is time, people. To address the government with our redress of grievances, as is our constitutional right.
- That we will not enter into a war based on some addled ‘vision from God‘
- That no judge will suborn the First Amendment based on his own beliefs.
- That the civil as well as constitutional rights of all citizens, regardless of race, religion, gender or sexual orientation, are adhered to and observed.
- That religion be kept out of the schools, because due to the rich cultural diversity of our country, to err on the side of the majority is to denigrate the needs of the minority.
- Because this government is based first on the individual, and then on the will of the masses, a balance must be found.
And foremost, this: that a ’small’ theocracy will become a theocracy writ large. And any theocracy will have the high priests of such, who will go about silencing the dissenters, the pariahs, the infidels, any of those who are significantly other than themselves. Who will systematically stifle any and all outcry against the ‘good news’ of their ascension and rule. This is not vain hyperbole: history will bear me out on this.
And I, as a moral, law-abiding, tax-paying, secular citizen, am just as entitled to the same rights as any religious citizen.
So let freedom ring. And let no god(s) tell me otherwise. Because they can plant their non-existent lips on my gluteus maximus.
This is the Apostate, signing off.


rAmen.
Good job once again, KA! I knew you would come through today with something great and so eloquently written. Love your ending: “So let freedom ring. And let no god(s) tell me otherwise. Because they can plant their non-existent lips on my gluteus maximus.”
Thanks, Iggy, Stardust. I notified BlueGal last night via email. Hopefully she’ll link it up.
Where’d everyone go, anyways?
Where’d everyone go, anyways?
I am wondering the same thing. Did everyone find Jeebus or something?
Good one KA.
I see mormons again. Woow Hoo. They are cute this time. There must be something going on around here at 10 AM.
Spring has sprung here and everyone is probably out enjoying the day.I was driving yesterday Sunday and saw sooo many egg events. It just gets me that on one hand they want everyone to believe in the unbelievable idea that people come back from the dead. And if that isn’t enough they dress it up with a bunny and colored eggs?? WTF
Hey!
I’m still here, and Jeembus free! But I did go to a friends church service to get a laugh. The pastor was going on and on about eternal life and how we get to see our family and friends forever and ever, and then almost started crying, and talked about the “ressamurrection” as new technology to the Jews back then, and then comparing that to if someone built a time machine today in modern times, and how we’d squander the time machine just like we do our eberlatsting life.
It started out humorous, then sad, then scary!
Good post KA. I like the list of grievances. Let’s start our petition, like, yesterday!
I was visiting a friend who was recovering from surgery. Tried to stop and buy flowers. No shops were open, even the huge store across from the hospital, which is ALWAYS open, or the gift shop in the hospital. Afterward, tried going to get her season 2 of The L Word to watch while she recoups at home, and Best Buy, Circuit City, the Mall, even the “On the war-against xmas list”Target, were all closed! Walmart, the war-on xmas-friendly-store was open, but of course they wouldn’t carry the L Word. Neither did Kmart, the only other open retail store.
I had no idea everything shut down for eggster!
My other friend, who is a believer and was with me, was grumbling, “Damn fucking christians! What are pagans supposed to be allowed to do today!”
My daughter is a musician and works on Easter making money off churches who pay well for Easter and Xmas “entertainment”. But she called afterwards and said how bizarre it all seems. They talk about zombie jeebus for the whole hour, then afterwards all the kids were invited to come up and get eggs filled with candies and afterwards parents were talking about the whole Easter bunny thing. She said it’s quite surreal to look at it all as an “outsider”.
Now this one gets a big huge WTF??? Time machine? How can we squander everlasting life when they believe that we all will be burning in hell for all eternity. It will be just everlasting life in Death Valley. It cracks me up when pastors turn on the tears and emotion ploy. When I was still a Presbyterian, the pastor said one Sunday before the service that he had written a very moving sermon and there “wouldn’t be a dry eye in the place.” Emotion always seems to draw the flock together more than reason and reality.
I had no idea everything shut down for eggster!
Here by me the grocery stores are open and some bigger stores. But the big malls close down for Zombie Day and most everything else is closed including McDeath’s and other fast food places. The Chinese restaurants in town were open, though and surprisingly Burrito Loco.
I see mormons again.
Holy magic underwear Jimmer, you sure seem to have a lot of Mormons in your area. And you say you are in California? Maybe they think they can “save” all those heathens in that sinful state??
I have only encountered about two mormons in my whole life here in Chicagoland. Maybe I am just lucky. How about you, ChuckA…you are a Chicagoan…ever encounter any Mormons?
RAmen, KA; this is still the land of the free and the home of the brave! And Happy Belated Ostara, everyone!
Here in Miamiopolis a lot of places were open, but also a lot were not - like supermarkets and malls…
I’m sure that church will post a transcript of the Eternal Life Time Machine Sermon, I’ll let you know, it’s hilarious!
There y’all are! Kinda figured there was some chocolate orgy goin’ on, & me uninvited. (Pout-pout)
Hope everyone had funny bunny day.
Had a grilled cheese sandwich yesterday. Unfortunately, took a huge bite outta the thing before I could sell it on ebay (D’oh!).
“And I, as a moral, law-abiding, tax-paying, secular citizen, am just as entitled to the same rights as any religious citizen.”
This is the rub…religion and religionists still get a free pass. In this country you even have the right to neglect a child’s pressing medical needs in the name of some imaginary friend. A pharmacist can question a doctor’s orders on religious grounds. A student can receive credit on an exam for any religious blathering force-fed by delusional parents. Religion still gets a free pass. Sad.
Stardust: “How about you, ChuckA…you are a Chicagoan…ever encounter any Mormons?”
Ummm…The only Mormon that I knowingly “encountered”, was a gal singer I met back in my late 1980s ‘AA’ days. I helped produce [arrange & record] a musical demo for her. When I think about that time, I remember visiting her ‘pad’ in Glenview, IL, and nervously watching her son playing with a Pit bull in the living room; which banged into me whilst I sat fearfully motionless…
wanting to get the fuck outa there…albeit biteless!
Maybe I should’ve answered your query more simply?:
Mormons…One…
Morons…a mind boggling multitude!
But then…shouldn’t Mormons REALLY be called Morons?…You know…ala Joe Smith & the angel MORONi?
[Notice how that little fact remains totally unspoken about in any of the media!]
RE that bit of Phantasmagorical…moronic…idiocy…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_Moroni
As I’ve commented several times on GifS; how the fuck do they ‘justify’ that second ‘m’”
HmmMM?
Sooooo…as we all knew throughout all the delusional, Political ‘brouhaha…
Romney really IS a Moron!…?
And, come to think of it…what about…the Democrat, Harry Reid? WTF?
[He being one of the ‘gooder’ guys?]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Reid
Am I being too anal?
Isn’t it nice, however, when these fucking religious holidays are over?…AGAIN!
The one positive thing for me, is that Nikki (my atheist companion) and I have no families to kiss ass to (or with?). All our remaining relatives are WAY too far away (thankfully)…and mine know that I’m an infidel, heathen atheist…TSK, TSK!
Even my email box has been noticeably dozing (& snoring?) lately!
Isn’t it nice, however, when these fucking religious holidays are over?…AGAIN!
AHHHH (sigh of relief), yes it is Chuck. Going to the Easter dinner is quite bizarre. The kids are all dressed up after going to mythology temple and then they talk about what the Easter Bunny left them and how he magically comes and brings these baskets of crap. There is little talk about Jeebus and fortunately my Mom doesn’t do prayers to the sky daddy to thank for the slaughtered ham and whatever else we are going to pig out on. Then when my little hyperactive nephew arrives it’s total chaos and no one can even talk anymore. SO…next year my husband and I decided to STAY HOME. It’s like why are we participating in this crap????? We can see family at another time.
^ That makes sense, Star; I might do a pass next year, too, if I find out other only distantly related assholes like the one who tried to corner me are going to be there… Who wants to deal with that crap on a holiday, whatever the reason?
Then again I could just get smashed and let it all spurt in such a case - in vino veritas and all that– Nah, not my style.
I am an atheist.
I don’t believe in any god.
This site points out many stupid things that religion does.
My biggest concern is that many religious people of “true faiths” are not against atheists. They actually support our views, they just don’t accept them.
Their beliefs encourage them to help others, no matter what their faith is.
Many people need this crutch to give them a meaning in life.
Don’t condemn them all because of the radicals. Accept them for who they are, not what they are.
The worst of the lot of people to deal with are born again christians, just quit smoking people, and atheists who think all believers in god are wrong.
We all have to live together, let us try to get along together.
The worst of the lot of people to deal with are born again christians, just quit smoking people, and atheists who think all believers in god are wrong.
We all have to live together, let us try to get along tog
My suspicions tell me that you are actually a believer, since this tactic has been used here more than once. We would like nothing more than to “live together” and to “try to get along” but at every turn, in the news, in politics, religion is in our faces, shoved at us from every direction. Can’t even have a presidential election on the issues alone, god beliefs have to be first and foremost for Christians of all kinds. Just look at even the liberal candidates and the way they interject god into everything.
So, you think we are just here to “smoke” Christians? No…much more than that. We are trying to prevent a theocracy which if we didn’t keep on our toes about, would suddenly take over our secular government.
If you are an atheist, wake up and see things as they really are. If we sit back and say nothing and just “get along” we will find ourselves back in the dark ages of theocratic rule.