There is- or was, a little brouhaha raging over at the ScienceBlogs. It started this way(in PZ Myers own words):

There is a rich, deep kind of irony that must be shared. I’m blogging this from the Apple store in the Mall of America, because I’m too amused to want to wait until I get back to my hotel room.

I went to attend a screening of the creationist propaganda movie, Expelled, a few minutes ago. Well, I triedbut I was Expelled! It was kind of weird — I was standing in line, hadn’t even gotten to the point where I had to sign in and show ID, and a policeman pulled me out of line and told me I could not go in. I asked why, of course, and he said that a producer of the film had specifically instructed him that I was not to be allowed to attend. The officer also told me that if I tried to go in, I would be arrested. I assured him that I wasn’t going to cause any trouble.”

For anyone who may have missed it, Expelled is a pisspoor attempt to paint proponents of so-called “Intelligent Design” as latter day Galileos pitted against the Holy Roman Church that, supposedly, is university-level science. Ignoring the fact that these noble truth seekers have no science backing them up- hell, no theories or even working hypotheses, for that matter, we are to admire their grit and moxie in attempting to wedge their hollow, Goddidit Horse inside the gates of academia. It is as yet unreleased and currently being previewed to canned audiences by invitation only.

So then, PZ Myers, unapologetic atheist, is denied entry to the festivities and has to leave the rest of his party and vacate the premises. But just who, exactly, was in his party?

They singled me out and evicted me, but they didn’t notice my guest. They let him go in escorted by my wife and daughter. I guess they didn’t recognize him. My guest was …

Richard Dawkins.

He’s in the theater right now, watching their movie.

Tell me, are you laughing as hard as I am?

Why, yes, yes, I am. Anyway, the issue here is not, actually, the behavior of the christofascist thought police behind this insipid movie but, rather, in the keening and pulling of the hair by those amongst the science community who wish to engage and court the religious instead of confront them. To wit, Matthew Nisbet:

“The simplistic and unscientific claim that more knowledge leads to less religion might be the particular delusion of Dawkins, Myers, and many others, but it is by no means the official position of science, though they often implicitly claim to speak for science. Nor does it stand up to mounds of empirical evidence about the complex relationship between science literacy and public perceptions.

Unfortunately, you couldn’t focus group a better message for the pro-creationist crowd. And this message is already reaching well beyond the theaters, on display most recently with the PZ Myers Affair chronicled at the NY Times.

As long as Dawkins and PZ continue to be the representative voices from the pro-science side in this debate, it is really bad for those of us who care about promoting public trust in science and science education. Dawkins and PZ need to lay low as Expelled hits theaters. Let others play the role of communicator, most importantly the National Center for Science Education, AAAS, the National Academies or scientists such as Francis Ayala or Ken Miller. When called up by reporters or asked to comment, Dawkins and PZ should refer journalists to these organizations and individuals.

If Dawkins and PZ really care about countering the message of The Expelled camp, they need to play the role of Samantha Power, Geraldine Ferraro and so many other political operatives who through misstatements and polarizing rhetoric have ended up being liabilities to the causes and campaigns that they support. Lay low and let others do the talking.

So Richard and PZ, when it comes to Expelled, it’s time to let other people be the messengers for science. This is not about censoring your ideas and positions, but rather being smart, strategic, tactical, and ultimately effective in promoting science rather than your own personal ideology, books, or blog. I will have more to say on Expelled strategy in a talk I am giving Thursday night at UWisc-Eau Claire* and then next week Monday in a lunch time talk* given with Chris Mooney at Princeton University’s Woodrow Wilson School.”

What a maroon. I won’t go so far as to cry “appeaser” or “Chamberlain” because that’s, like, Godwin’s Law in reverse but Nisbet is a sniveling, whiny, little weasel who, in the guise of criticizing others for illegitimately assuming the role of “spokesperson for science”, manages to do so himself. Beyond the occasional personable Nobel Laureate, there really is no spokesperson for science. Who knows, maybe there ought to be. Meanwhile, Francis Collins, Ken Miller, and E. O. Wilson- to name just a few, are out there writing, publishing, and speaking in a kinder, gentler, more theist-friendly tone right alongside Dawkins and Dennett. Hell, as far as I know, PZ hasn’t shown up on the Times bestseller list yet with his atheist manifesto.

What gives him the right to call for anyone to shut up? Who died and left him dictator? Anyone who’s position on the subject is actually swayed by Ben Stein his pathetic piece of crap is far beyond polite, rational discourse anyway. I mean, you can lead a sheep to Darwin, but you can’t make it think- or teach it to read for that matter.

I think folks like Nisbet, with all their talk of framing and spin and message, are actually still scared of that unwritten but undeniable taboo against criticizing religion and/or the religious. Deep down, they probably still imagine lightning bolts striking them down for such effrontery. Maybe we should see if we could actually get them into the same room with PZ or Dawkins without them wetting their pants? If you’ll excuse the expression, ladies, Nisbet needs to grow a pair.
*- links publicizing Nisbet’s own events removed to spare him further hypocrisy.