Comments on: Man wants name changed to “In God We Trust.”

By: Barbiebrains

Barbiebrains — Wed, 07 May 2008 22:35:53 +0000

I’m changing mine to the Virgin Mary.

By: JJR

JJR — Wed, 07 May 2008 18:12:51 +0000

I wish they’d change the phrase “Backed by the Full Faith And Credit of the United States Government” to

“Backed by the full nuclear and conventional arsenal of the United States Government”.

More honest, y’know?

No deletion, just this addition:
“In God ‘We’ Trust — Suckers! Ka-Ching!”

By: Raindogzilla

Raindogzilla — Wed, 07 May 2008 05:59:34 +0000

I’ll go with Illegitimus Non Carborundum…

…which, I understand, is not actually Latin at all…

…or Nunquam Ubi Sub Ubi…

…which only sounds correct…

…or even Inter Faeces Et Urinam Nascimur…

…because it has a nice ring to it.

By: Fritzy

Fritzy — Wed, 07 May 2008 00:24:23 +0000

^Awww…your name change is cooler than mine, Eve.

By: Eve

Eve — Tue, 06 May 2008 19:42:02 +0000

I’ll just change my name to Flying Spaghetti Monster Awesome Rockin’ Pirate Chick.

Anyone got a problem with that? *slowly polishes already-wickedly-sharp cutlass*

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 06 May 2008 04:01:23 +0000

I am hereby announcing my plans to go to city hall tomorrow to apply for a name change to �E Pluribus Unum.�

As a student of Latin, I’m am with you!

Tomorrow, I shall answer only to the name Omnia Gallia in tres partes divisa est.

I was debating Arma virumque cano… but I’ll go with C. Iulius Caeser instead.

Ave Jove! Domine mundi!

By: Fritzy

Fritzy — Tue, 06 May 2008 03:13:36 +0000

^It does smack just a bit of self-indulgence (the righteously indignant type–my personal favorite.)

I, on the other hand, am taking up a truly worthwhile cause that will address that which truly endangers our nation. In a time when our country is ravaged with problems, there seems to be only one action that will lead us in the right direction.

I have decided to take a stand against the Xtians who want to destroy our country with their influence, insisting that Jupiter is a “false God” and Latin a “dead language.”

I am hereby announcing my plans to go to city hall tomorrow to apply for a name change to “E Pluribus Unum.”

Curses to those who would attempt to overshadow this precious Latin message from our nations currency with their fixation on “In God We Trust.”

May Jupiter’s love and wrathful vengeance be with you, always-

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 06 May 2008 03:02:51 +0000

I realized that if he changed his name to “In God We Trust,” all his friends and relative would have to change their names to “I’m with Stupid.”