Comments on: Update on the Duggars - Woman pregnant with 18th child http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/ Commentary, news, and rants on the evils and stupidity of belief in the big invisible daddy in the sky. Illuminating and watchdogging the widespread attempts to institutionalize the theocratic rule of the US. Making fun of believers everywhere. Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:15:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: original jimmy dean http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360841 original jimmy dean Mon, 12 May 2008 13:00:45 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360841 hmm... a lot to think about here... Ya know, if the Duggars were eating local and vegan they might be consuming less energy than particular family of four. Sometimes I have to kind of agree with some of the conservative pundits when they say that secular progressives are self defeating in their opposition to population growth. Of course, one shouldnt look past the fact that people can pass their ideas on to future generations in other ways than parenting. Don't get me wrong, I am very pro - contraception and pro abortion... but realistically it has to be a choice. Contraceptives and modern medicine give people more choices. There is no such thing as spelling a name wrong. I read "Jinger" as Jing-er, not Jin-ger. Maybe they say Jin-ger, but its a name so there is no "correct" spelling. Just thought I'd give you a heads up before you spend money on a lawsuit. However, I would like to give thanks to the folks at sesame st. law for helping me in the case involving me providing the day after pill to minors. hmm… a lot to think about here… Ya know, if the Duggars were eating local and vegan they might be consuming less energy than particular family of four.

Sometimes I have to kind of agree with some of the conservative pundits when they say that secular progressives are self defeating in their opposition to population growth. Of course, one shouldnt look past the fact that people can pass their ideas on to future generations in other ways than parenting. Don’t get me wrong, I am very pro - contraception and pro abortion… but realistically it has to be a choice. Contraceptives and modern medicine give people more choices.

There is no such thing as spelling a name wrong. I read “Jinger” as Jing-er, not Jin-ger. Maybe they say Jin-ger, but its a name so there is no “correct” spelling. Just thought I’d give you a heads up before you spend money on a lawsuit. However, I would like to give thanks to the folks at sesame st. law for helping me in the case involving me providing the day after pill to minors.

]]> By: original jimmy dean http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360840 original jimmy dean Mon, 12 May 2008 13:00:43 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360840 hmm... a lot to think about here... Ya know, if the Duggars were eating local and vegan they might be consuming less energy than particular family of four. Sometimes I have to kind of agree with some of the conservative pundits when they say that secular progressives are self defeating in their opposition to population growth. Of course, one shouldnt look past the fact that people can pass their ideas on to future generations in other ways than parenting. Don't get me wrong, I am very pro - contraception and pro abortion... but realistically it has to be a choice. Contraceptives and modern medicine give people more choices. There is no such thing as spelling a name wrong. I read "Jinger" as Jing-er, not Jin-ger. Maybe they say Jin-ger, but its a name so there is no "correct" spelling. Just thought I'd give you a heads up before you spend money on a lawsuit. However, I would like to give thanks to the folks at sesame st. law for helping me in the case involving me providing the day after pill to minors. hmm… a lot to think about here… Ya know, if the Duggars were eating local and vegan they might be consuming less energy than particular family of four.

Sometimes I have to kind of agree with some of the conservative pundits when they say that secular progressives are self defeating in their opposition to population growth. Of course, one shouldnt look past the fact that people can pass their ideas on to future generations in other ways than parenting. Don’t get me wrong, I am very pro - contraception and pro abortion… but realistically it has to be a choice. Contraceptives and modern medicine give people more choices.

There is no such thing as spelling a name wrong. I read “Jinger” as Jing-er, not Jin-ger. Maybe they say Jin-ger, but its a name so there is no “correct” spelling. Just thought I’d give you a heads up before you spend money on a lawsuit. However, I would like to give thanks to the folks at sesame st. law for helping me in the case involving me providing the day after pill to minors.

]]> By: Fritzy http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360694 Fritzy Sun, 11 May 2008 23:02:05 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360694 How do they prevent themselves from accidentally stepping on or sitting on one of their kids--I mean look at that picture--they have offspring lettering the whole goddamned house! People have commented about Mrs Druggars' uterus wheezing to a rusty halt, but what about Mr. Druggars--I'm surprised he isn't experiencing penis dry-heaves at this point. How can anything but dust be coming out of that thing by now. BTW Star, thanks for that clip from "Idiocracy." I love that movie, but shudder a little at that scene, as it is a bit too realistic. How do they prevent themselves from accidentally stepping on or sitting on one of their kids–I mean look at that picture–they have offspring lettering the whole goddamned house!

People have commented about Mrs Druggars’ uterus wheezing to a rusty halt, but what about Mr. Druggars–I’m surprised he isn’t experiencing penis dry-heaves at this point. How can anything but dust be coming out of that thing by now.

BTW Star, thanks for that clip from “Idiocracy.” I love that movie, but shudder a little at that scene, as it is a bit too realistic.

]]> By: ChuckA http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360630 ChuckA Sun, 11 May 2008 17:14:29 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360630 Stardust?... Never having been a fan of cigars, even when I WAS a smoker, I must say I like Groucho's pancake comparison even better. Even the image of someone having a "closet full of kids" is funny... perhaps, abusively funny? A little "Visiting the Duggars" scene?... [Mrs. Duggars]: "Yes...by all means, hang up your coat in our hall closet. It's down the hall, on the left. Ummm...pay no to attention to all the kids "hanging out" in there...you know... next to the cartons of pancake mix! Oh, and by the way....We ARE having pancakes for dinner!" We're running a little low on syrup, however. :shock: Stardust?…
Never having been a fan of cigars, even when I WAS a smoker, I must say I like Groucho’s pancake comparison even better.
Even the image of someone having a “closet full of kids” is funny…
perhaps, abusively funny?

A little “Visiting the Duggars” scene?…
[Mrs. Duggars]:
“Yes…by all means, hang up your coat in our hall closet. It’s down the hall, on the left.
Ummm…pay no to attention to all the kids “hanging out” in there…you know…
next to the cartons of pancake mix!
Oh, and by the way….We ARE having pancakes for dinner!”
We’re running a little low on syrup, however. :shock:

]]> By: Stardust http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360580 Stardust Sun, 11 May 2008 13:10:41 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360580 Ryan, thanks for the Urban Legends link. I guess I was caught up in the myth...it still is a funny joke, though! What Groucho really said was to a female contestant about her being one of 17 kids: <em>Groucho: "How does your father feel about this rather startling turn of events? Is he happy or just dazed?" Female Contestant: "Oh, my daddy loves children. Groucho: I love pancakes too, but I don't have closets full of them...</em> That's cleaner, but still funny Ryan, thanks for the Urban Legends link. I guess I was caught up in the myth…it still is a funny joke, though!

What Groucho really said was to a female contestant about her being one of 17 kids:

Groucho: “How does your father feel about this rather startling turn of events? Is he happy or just dazed?”

Female Contestant: “Oh, my daddy loves children.

Groucho: I love pancakes too, but I don’t have closets full of them…

That’s cleaner, but still funny

]]> By: Stardust http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360579 Stardust Sun, 11 May 2008 13:07:04 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360579 <i>For Michelle, I’m thinking a pantyload of crazy glue.</i> LOL! I would like to know how her uterus doesn't fall out or rupture. One day it might happen. I think they shouldn't have the tax exempt status just because they are producing their own congregation. For Michelle, I’m thinking a pantyload of crazy glue.

LOL!

I would like to know how her uterus doesn’t fall out or rupture. One day it might happen.

I think they shouldn’t have the tax exempt status just because they are producing their own congregation.

]]> By: Ryan http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360518 Ryan Sun, 11 May 2008 06:41:18 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360518 ChuckA, the reason you can't find that moment from <i>You Bet Your Life</i> is that it's a TV Urban Legend. Here's the entry on Snopes: http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/grouchocigar.asp ChuckA, the reason you can’t find that moment from You Bet Your Life is that it’s a TV Urban Legend. Here’s the entry on Snopes:

http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/grouchocigar.asp

]]> By: ChuckA http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360505 ChuckA Sun, 11 May 2008 05:39:54 +0000 http://gods4suckers.net/archives/2008/05/09/update-on-the-duggars-woman-pregnant-with-18th-child/#comment-360505 Yeah, Stardust, RE... Groucho: ” I love cigars too, but I take it out of my mouth once in awhile.” YES!...I DO remember that. How appropriate, indeed! Classic Groucho! OT, of course... As you might guess; I went to YouTube to see if I could find that clip...no luck; but this one, I think, is a good example of just how unexpectedly hilarious that show was, with some rather 'peculiar' guests. "YOU BET YOUR LIFE - Groucho Marx (1955) - Albert Hall" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T-OkqqyfkU&feature=related Yeah, Stardust, RE…
Groucho: ” I love cigars too, but I take it out of my mouth once in awhile.”

YES!…I DO remember that. How appropriate, indeed!
Classic Groucho!
OT, of course…
As you might guess; I went to YouTube to see if I could find that clip…no luck; but this one, I think, is a good example of just how unexpectedly hilarious that show was, with some rather ‘peculiar’ guests.
“YOU BET YOUR LIFE - Groucho Marx (1955) - Albert Hall”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T-OkqqyfkU&feature=related

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