Creepy Jeebus Luv
12 May 2008 by StardustThis is getting to be like Jesus Matrix! So many claiming to be Jesus, and so many sheeple who will believe them. And when you get rid of one, more just come out of the woodwork. Never ending supply of Jeebus nutjobs.
Wayne Bent of New Mexico is yet another one claiming to be Jesus. He is going through the whole martyr act, fasting and refusing to eat, and claiming total innocence. He is accused of laying naked with underage virgins. He has also admitted to having sex with a couple of married women and another woman who is “of-age” (which he claims was instructed by Gawd…yeah…ok).
One thing in this news video that got me is how the son of Mr. Bent says that the authorities have “stepped over the line, by forcing children to go into an environment they do not want to go into. Yet these children have been forced to remain isolated in a compound and brainwashed to believe this is where they should be and that there is nothing wrong with sleeping naked with a creepy old fuck.
What will happen to all of these kids when they finally grow up?
Church leader arrested on sex charges in northeast N.M.
A posting attributed to Bent on the church’s Web site Monday said:
“Jesus had not committed any crimes, so the authorities had to invent some crimes to crucify him over. It is the same for me also. I have committed no crimes, but many crimes are being imagined and concocted in the minds of men to try and kill me again.”
Latest news video link: Strong City Cult
12 May 2008, on 12:35 pm
I wonder if the husbands of the women who slept with this fucktard stayed in the cult after that slipped out. WTF kind of idiot do you have to be to buy into the idea that you gotta sleep with your cult leader? I know the babble is totally fucked up, but it never mentioned jeebus fucking his sheep…or did I miss something on EvilBible.com?
12 May 2008, on 1:42 pm
I’m guessing that, for Gob, appointing new messiahs is one of many ways he uses to get laid.
12 May 2008, on 1:44 pm
Ummm…Benjamin…RE
“I know the babble is totally fucked up, but it never mentioned jeebus fucking his sheep…or did I miss something on EvilBible.com?
Wait a minute, Benjamin…wasn’t the Jeebus line: “Feed my lambs, feed my sheep…” originally (at least in one Godspell)…
“Fuck my lambs, fuck my sheep!”
And in yet another account…
“Fuck YOUR lambs…FEED MY sheep!”
What was TOTALLY left out, of course, in the final made-up draft, was Jeebus ending the whole debacle with…
“Leavest my sheep alone, Thou fucking, miserable, non-divine asshole; or…yea…I’ll strike Thee dead, instantly, with a teeny-weeny wave of my almighty pinky!”
That only, I think, appears in the Pig-Latin version, of course!
Which, as fate would have it, eventually led to that now famous 1950s teen rock tune:
“He Had a Teeny-weeny Pinkly Weenie!”
Was it the “Cheap-monks”, who recorded it? Anyone remember?
Yeah…
So much for storytelling?
R-O-I-T!
12 May 2008, on 1:52 pm
mental image:
Rogue Agent Smith = replicating, viral Jesi
*shudder*
12 May 2008, on 1:56 pm
RDZ
There has been an email inquiry regarding you. I posted it in the thread from Feb. 20, 2008- Paging Governor Skink- as that was the post the email referenced.
12 May 2008, on 2:39 pm
Off topic, but funny…
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/191/index.html
12 May 2008, on 7:29 pm
jebus loves them this they know,
cause his dick he makes them blow.
12 May 2008, on 7:36 pm
Sing Along With Jesus!
Jesus calls the children dear,
“Come to me and never fear,
For I love the little children of the world;
I will take you by the hand,
Bend you over where you stand,
For I love the little children of the world.”
Jesus loves the little children,
All the children of the world.
Red and yellow, black and white,
Virgins now but not tonight,
Jesus loves the little children of the world.
I am coming, Lord, to Thee,
And Your child-whore I will be,
For You love the little children of the world;
Though my hole is always sore,
Kids are lined up at Your door,
For You love the little children of the world.
12 May 2008, on 9:05 pm
Reminds me of a song I heard a street musician singing in my hometown years ago: (sang to the tune of Cum Ba Ya):
“Ouch, I’m crying Lord,
You came in my eye…(ad infinitum)”
12 May 2008, on 9:31 pm
It’s a good thing for these idiots that they live in Middleoffuckingnowhere, NM. If they got regular e-mails or snail mail the Nigerian inheritance scammers would have cleaned them out a long time ago.
15 May 2008, on 1:14 am
Speaking of creepy Jeebus luv…I had some creepy Jeebus HATE show up at my Stardust blog! They apparently were cronies of Mr Pedophile Jeebus who gets his jollies sleeping naked with little girls. They threatened me in vague and various ways, and one of them being “I will get what I deserve for talking about Jeebus like I did” (or something like that. I deleted them both, banned them. The world is so full of fucktards.