Howdy-Howdy-Ho
6 July 2008 by Bob
First, a shout-out to the Ron-ster for updating this site and damning all of our souls to hell. Thanks, Chief…
[...] When Planned Parenthood of the Columbia/Willamette signed on as the anchor tenant, Walsh said, he called builders in other cities who had dealt with aggressive anti-abortion activists. He was told that protesters had gone as far as staking out contractors’ homes. “It’s disruptive and very threatening,” he said. “I just didn’t want to put my family through that.” [...] Bill Diss, one of the organizers of the local protest, said the effort is designed to remind the businesses involved in the project whom they’re working for. He called Planned Parenthood a “killing center” that targets young girls, teaching them about sex and masturbation, which he called “the gateway drug to lust.” “They’re up in North Portland targeting young black girls to get them into a life of sex,” said Diss, a science teacher at Portland’s Benson High.
Teaching girls about masturbation? The gateway drug to lust? Say it ain’t so! (I’m assuming that boys can jerk-off as much as they want. But girls?)
And the fact that this dildo’s a science teacher cracks me up even more.
Yes, let’s stop promoting birth control to young people. As we all know, abstinence-only programs are really the best…
Go, Bill Diss! Teach those young people! Show them what’s what!
6 July 2008, on 11:52 am
[Pardon me, KA, for willingly offering myself up as an initial subject for your Looney spotting...ummm...
[See...I'm smiling, Ron!...
"Fickle finger of Fate?"...ala, a hopefully bloodless, GifS Sacrificial Line-up?]
QUESTION:
Does anyone else miss the lack of COMMENT NUMBERING? Or, is it just me?
Not that it’s THAT important; but, sometimes, I think, it comes in handy for locating certain relevant comment points…especially when there are several comments from the same person.
It also serves to eliminate the RE-quoting of a whole bunch of text.
Like, for example: (#69) instead of “Blah, blah, blah…halb, halb, halb…!”
Obviously, most useful, I suggest, for FRIENDLY argument’s sake.
I guess that’s an “Ask Ron” item…Or…
“Inquiring (and annoying?) GifSters wanna know”?
but, perhaps, not quite shit-eatingly enough?] Oh, Wait!…
Is this better?:
My sincere apology, KA, for grabbing the “Fickle Finger” spot-light…aah…As you were…
Fellow Looneys?
6 July 2008, on 11:56 am
Sorry…
I meant BOB!
SHEESH!
[writes 100 times on the whiteboard]:
“SEE…I AM a Looney”…
6 July 2008, on 8:46 pm
Teaching young girls about sex and (gasp) masturbation? Oh my god, what other basic activities of life are they likely to teach next? Regular checkups and brushing between meal? Oh the humanity!
When will society learn that the best way to protect our children is to keep them in the dark?
And is it just me, or is the fact that he mentions “young black girls” smack of the brand of racism for which this lot is so well known?
7 July 2008, on 11:28 am
If’n ya introduces them gurls to that there little man in the boat what lives down there, then it’ll be Fleet Week for all eternity. Which are bad cause’n everbody know that sailors is teh Gay and masterbaitin’ is the purest, most insidious form of Gay Love. Think not? Well, what’s that in your hand there, boy? A vagina?
7 July 2008, on 1:13 pm
Maybe people need to start staking out Bill Diss’s home.