A genius of a Christian
20 August 2008 by StardustThanks to the Rational Reponse Squad for providing the link to one of the biggest Christian asshats on YouTube. (Atheists make him sick, btw.) I did some digging around to make sure this wasn’t a parody, and most of whom I read are taking his stupidity as legitimate ignorance. It’s been awhile since we have had this big of a dickwad to make fun of. He lacks even the most basic science education and is one of the most ignorant dumbfucks I have run across in awhile. Just read the comment section of his YouTube video:
20 August 2008, on 12:52 pm
Got one minute into it, expecting for him to say something ridiculous. He did not disappoint.
Why is gravity such a foreign idea to these people?
20 August 2008, on 1:47 pm
Y’know what makes me sick? Fat, bald Fundies so self-righteous and smug as to call others stupid and yet without even the barest understanding of how science or the world around them works.
20 August 2008, on 2:18 pm
Fundies should not be allowed to smoke pot and then jump on their webcam… wow!
20 August 2008, on 2:36 pm
I’ve got to hand it to this guy, although I couldn’t stand watching him for more than a minute. He is obviouly one of the most willfully ignorant people you could meet. If it wasn’t for all the four letter epithets, I’d swear he was a Jehovah’s Witness.
20 August 2008, on 4:49 pm
You know, his tone is so patronizing, it almost had me yelling at the screen.
I love his claim that Christians, Jews, Muslims etc. are all better than atheists because they believe in something. They may believe in an imaginary man, but we haven’t killed millions of people in the name of a “loving” god.
In Ron White’s words, “you can’t fix stupid.”
I also had to address this:
Deer = singular
Deer = plural
Deers = uneducated, ignorant redneck
20 August 2008, on 6:08 pm
He did convince me of one thing. I do think he’s an asshole and I do feel superior to him. Gotta give him credit there.
20 August 2008, on 7:03 pm
This response to Mr Dimwit is juvenile, but found myself smiling while watching it. It would be too much effort to actually try to explain things to this idiot intelligently, so some respond with things like this:
StonedCommander Arrested! for insane atheist bashing.
20 August 2008, on 7:36 pm
I would watch it, but I’m afraid it might shave a few points of my IQ from being exposed to such stupidity.
20 August 2008, on 9:40 pm
He says atheists make him sick? Maybe he should try eating them one at a time. Sorry, the ad hominem was just hanging there, ripe for the plucking.
Let’s see, first off, so far as I’m aware, the planets aren’t precisely round. They wobble slightly when they rotate and, coincidentally, molten material, held together by it’s own gravity, would, when rotated, settle into a shape resembling a sphere. Keep in mind, I’m not an astrophysicist but meteors, asteroids, and comets’ shapes are determined a great deal by impacts going back to the impact that originally ejected them into their elliptical orbits. So, no, I don’t exactly know, but Phil Plait does, Carl Sagan did, Stephen Hawking probably does, and I’ve heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson is familiar with the subject matter.
Deer, singular, plural, whatever, get run over by cars because they have learned to essentially coexist along with our aggressive paving of their habitat. They get run over because there are way too many of them in too small a space and their former wandering routes are now crisscrossed with roads. Deer, see, and fish for that matter, are not capable of rational thought. Deer are transfixed by bright lights- as are many animals, that’s why it’s illegal to night hunt with lights. Fish mainly sense movement and, should an angler either plan or luck into the appropriate movement with lure or bait, then they may essentially trick a fish.
In Jabba’s entire bloviation, he managed to say, well, not a single thing of substance. Good job, douchebag.
20 August 2008, on 9:54 pm
Ow. Ow, ow ow. OW.
This stupid burns.
What a fucking drooler. I don’t even think you could explain to this guy how wrong he is.
20 August 2008, on 10:08 pm
Me I don’t got no teevee so I can’t watch atheistic science shows. But I got me some books, you damn betcha. One of ‘em (well, okay, more than one) says that the “Big Bang” was not a hunk of rock, I don’t do physics, but I can read english, no hunks of rock.
This guy is proof positive that involuntary nervous response all that keeps some folks like alive. he’s too fucking stupid to remember to breathe.
I lasted 1:07, then I thought my head was going to be doing a “Big Bang” of its own.
21 August 2008, on 12:12 am
Inside, the S(eriously Un)toned Commander’s skull, there are sixteen octogenarian priests gangraping a bandicoot, who then eats the priests, excretes them into sixteen perfect bandicooty-fresh piles, masturbates furiously on each pile, sits and whistles “Amazing Grace” while the homunculi retain the form of progeriatric children, and waits to be gangraped all over again. One wonders what the bandicoot did to deserve his fate?
21 August 2008, on 3:21 am
Wow. That was very anti-educational.
What’s sad is that I explained the rudimentary concept of gravity (on large and small-scale levels) to my friend’s seven-year-old, and the kid got it. He had lots of questions (some of which required me to offer easy-peasy answers), but he still got it. And he asked much better questions than the Bearded Simpleton.
So, either this rube is one of the most ignorant men alive, or he’s the largest seven-year-old I’ve ever seen.
21 August 2008, on 7:06 am
@Spook: No, it’s not possible to explain to him why he is wrong.
You need a minimum amount of competence to actually understand how incompetent you are. This guy is absolutely unable to comprehend anything other than eating (well, look at him), farting and shitting. It is probably easy for him because he does all three things through the same opening in his head. Just listen to him and you know what I mean.
22 August 2008, on 6:54 am
Stardust:
“(Atheists make him sick, btw.)”; food, apparently, does not. I’m not making fun of him because he’s fat. I’m making fun of him because he’s a clueless fuck.
22 August 2008, on 12:13 pm
Well, he’s got a point about them damn hammerheads. I mean, what the fuck? I’m sure the Intelligent Designer was just having fun with them, right? I mean, just for shits and grins? No way some random force like evolution could produce anything, uh, weird lookin’, right? I mean, other than Brother Fat Bald and Stupid here.
22 August 2008, on 12:13 pm
Oh, and Demo … thanks for the link.
23 August 2008, on 12:18 am
If there’s anything that would convince me that natural selection IS bunk, it’s this guy. I mean good gawd, how does this mental-lilliputian even remember to breath?
28 August 2008, on 9:13 pm
Did anyone else notice the weird skeleton next to the elementary school photo of some kid on the top shelf behind Dude? What is that all about?
31 August 2008, on 10:57 am
Uh, gravity?
Explain this to me - how is it that if god is perfect he made a dipshit like you?