Sarah Palin is Your Old Testament
9 October 2008 by StardustAnd more in-between humor until I can get a real post written:
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9 October 2008, on 11:06 pm
I’m glad that they drew her as ugly as her ideas are!
Do you think she’d be on the ticket if she actually looked like that? I don’t.
10 October 2008, on 1:15 am
I’ve been avoiding making any comments on Palin’s looks, but what the hell, here goes.
Other than the basic symmetry of her face, I don’t think she’s all that pretty. In the old college picture floating around she looks pretty good, but so do most 20 year olds.
Granted she’s not outright offensive to the eye like a lot of female politicians seem to be, but still…she was probably hot in high school, if a little chipmunk-like. Now? She looks like every other fat-faced, smirking, eye-rolling republican brood bitch in Bakersfield. If you include facial expressions, she is downright hard to look at. The constant oh-so-superior smirking, the “gotcha!” eyebrow cocking every time two thoughts happen to bump into each other, the eyeroll-with-cocked-head used by women who never bothered learning how to express an idea without a heaping side of self-righteous sarcasm…and then she opens her mouth and it’s all downhill from there.
The cartoon did make an impression on me. It’s funny, or at least it SHOULD be funny…but unfortunately the humor is too close to the truth. You can’t exaggerate her properly, because ANY exaggeration is just too damn stupid already…
10 October 2008, on 1:25 am
“Gay marriage is an affront to the sacred institution of shotgun weddings.”
Win. It is also an affront to the holy and revered lightning divorces, and to the ever popular “‘Til death do us part…I hope I die first” long-term marriages. Those gays will ruin a perfected institution!
On a totally unrelated note, I am keeping my fingers crossed until election day. We just can’t afford more of the GOP anymore. Literally and figuratively, actually.
10 October 2008, on 6:15 pm
Looks are fair game in politics; it’s a dirty endeavor anyway. The Rethuglicans are trying desperately to point at Obama saying “ohmygodablackmankillitkillit!” without actually coming out and saying it, and if that isn’t an attack based on looks, I don’t know what is. Wasn’t one of the attacks against JFK when he was running for President was that he was just a pretty boy with no substance or something? And a criticism of Clinton even after he won that he was fat?
I agree with you, Neil: Palin’s physical looks are now irrevocably warped for me by her personality, gestures, beliefs, and actions. Beauty often truly is as it does…
11 October 2008, on 1:18 am
If there was ever a face of the Anti-Christ, this is it, this ticket. Not just Sarah being Sarah, John fits the bill quite well.
The Christian “God told me to hate you and told me to tell everybody else to hate you too”" ticket. What kind of psychobabble Christian right wing thing are they trying to create? It’s just four more years of Bush with a fucktard in the wings. No thanks.
11 October 2008, on 11:04 am
I am so sick of all the talk of what a “looker” Palin is, especially compared to other female candidates (past and present and not just for the Veep position). It really drives home the point that our elections are really beauty/popularity contests. No matter how she looks, when she opens her mouth to speak, it gets ugly quick.
11 October 2008, on 12:26 pm
^^ Palin is an ugly bitch. Liar, and quite vindictive as we have seen evidence of in her own family affairs.
Have you seen the new glasses now being sold…Sarah Palin style. And then since I have been watching too much television lately from being laid up, I see the darndest things. There is now a hair thingy being sold online to make your hair puffed up like Sarah’s. Have you seen it? It’s oval and you put it under your hair so you can get it puffy on top just like a Pentecostal woman. They are supposedly selling like hotcakes.
Who would want to look like Sarah Palin? Not me!
13 October 2008, on 6:02 pm
Before I’d ever even heard of Palin, I bought myself a pair of rimless glasses this past Xmas in the Dominican Republic. Promptly sat on and broke them as soon as I got back in the US because I literally didn’t see them lying on my chair. So glad now I don’t have rimless frames; being a brunette and having bangs, I’m sure I would have been accused of sporting the Palin Look as soon as she came on the scene!
14 October 2008, on 3:01 pm
They say beauty is skin deep, but ugly comes from deep within.
What Palin looks like shouldn’t really matter (our greatest President, Abraham Lincoln, was distinctly homely, and Washington had terrible teeth). The problem is, she’s giving vent to truly ugly thoughts.
10 February 2009, on 9:56 am
We must end this nonsense, and get back to the basics of biblical teaching. Live and let live yet do so from a moral and Scriptural perspective.
From the moderator: The bible is an awful mythology book and the main character is a ruthless and spiteful bastard. The Bible teaches no moral code.
Let us be the example to others in the world to let Christs love shine through.
Let us be an example to others by the way we live and treat people. Your Christ is a dead god botherer, if he lived at all.
We must be the change we wish to see in the world.
God botherers must get with reality and stop thinking that they are the puppet of their imaginary friends. Then they will see the world as it is.
Thoughts????
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