Woman’s clown car vagina lets out 18th passenger
19 December 2008 by Stardust
Michelle Duggar believer who endorses the Quiverfull movement and the teachings of asshat Bill Gothard, just brought her 18th child into the world yesterday, and husband Jim Bob said of the baby “The ultimate Christmas gift from God”, and they are looking forward to having more.
As someone said on an internet forum, there has got to be a pathology to this. Is the pathology her fundamentalism or is it something more? Just because someone can get pregnant doesn’t mean that they should keep doing so. It is unhealthy physically and her children cannot grow up in a mentally normal environment. The older ones are little parents to the younger ones and are slaves to the family “cult” as Michelle keeps spreading her legs for her husband and lays around growing babies inside her and getting lots and lots of media attention. Is that it? Do some women simply love the attention they get from the doctors, friends and family members when they are preggers?
Medical experts warn that a woman’s uterus has to be exhausted and extremely prolapsed from many pregnancies over the years, and that over the years a woman’s uterus loses the elasticity and strength to carry children safely. And with age, a woman also has a higher risk of producing children with birth defects and Down’s syndrome. Does this worry Jim Bob? Is he concerned about his wife’s safety? Nope…“We both would love to have more,” he said.
(A bit about this Bill Gothard from Wikipedia: Gothard was also accused by some of being hypocritical for not practicing what he preaches about conflict resolution,[16] and for his “quiverfull” teachings that married believers should eschew birth control and have as many children as possible, given that Gothard himself is unmarried and childless, even into his 70s)
19 December 2008, on 4:27 pm
Aren’t these the people who have a church tax exempt status? Once more, a marginal product requiring the government to keep it afloat.
19 December 2008, on 5:16 pm
Yep, AUM, they have created their own tax exempt and ever-growing self-contained cult.
19 December 2008, on 6:06 pm
Wow…another little Duggar bugger.
Imagine the College tuition cost for that Clown troup…IF, of course…they ever even make it to College.
Christian Clown college, of course!
19 December 2008, on 6:42 pm
Chuck A…if you read the bios of the kids on Wiki, only one has aspirations for a career that requires college…nursing. The rest want to be used car salesmen, missionaries, construction workers. It’s probably a good thing. I couldn’t stand it to have any of them in my college classes reading their essays about how Jeebus and Gawd.
19 December 2008, on 9:10 pm
Oh gawd… don’t get me started on the fucking Duggars!
Out of sick curiosity, last week I decided to watch their reality show, 17 Kids and Counting (guess they’ll be changing the name now, again). First, they herded the whole clan into the ultrasound room so that all the kiddies could see their new sibling.
I was disgusted enough by that, then they announced that they were going on a trip the next day… to the Creation Museum. Go figures. I also noticed that they made the older girls pack up all the clothing for their younger brothers, and that they never really referred to each child individually. Instead, they’d say stuff like “Jacob through John like to keep their toys here.”
I continued to watch, and I heard the stupidest fucking quote imaginable from Mamma Duggar. She said, “We teach our children that evolution isn’t scientific.”
That’s when it became way too painful and I had to turn it off and have a drink.
19 December 2008, on 9:21 pm
I hope the one that goes into nursing finally grows out of the childhood fantasies his parents failed to lose.
19 December 2008, on 9:29 pm
“We teach our children that evolution isn’t scientific.”
Let’s hope they all stay in their little commune. What a disservice to those kids. I wonder how the daughter will get through nursing school biology classes with the brainwashing she is getting at home. This is what most fundie homeschoolers teach their kids and what gives all of homeschooling a bad name. But when these little morons to go regular school they are nearly impossible to teach. They won’t listen to what you say, they tell the teachers openly that they are wrong and that evolution is not true and that they don’t have to pay attention to what the teachers say. So, maybe it’s good they stay in their commune.
19 December 2008, on 9:51 pm
19 December 2008, on 10:06 pm
” I wonder how the daughter will get through nursing school biology classes with the brainwashing she is getting at home. ”
Likely, she will have no problem, if she has what it takes to become a nurse.
I work with a Medical Doctor that has insisted to me that ID has just as much scientific support as evolution. Considering that he demonstrated not even a rudimentary knowledge of evolution when pressed for details by myself, I can’t imagine the little Duggar running into any problems in this regard.
(OT slightly, The MD in question even wielded the old “Third Law of Thermodynamics”–he actually meant the second, so he didn’t even get that right–that systems tend towards greater entropy, and therefore, at the very least, evolution needed an outside guiding force. When I pointed out that the second law only applies to closed systems, and the earth is not a closed system, he insisted that it most cerainly is. When I pointed out to him that the existence of a sun that powers our ecosystem would indicate that he is wrong on that count, he stated “that’s not enough power.” There truly is no winning with these people. Props for their confidence and tenacity, though.)
As far as 18 kids goes–considering that the U.S (and very soon, I predict, the globe) is starting to feel the full effects of living off borrowed resources, this kind of deliberate over-breeding is simply unconscionable. It’s insane. But then, so is believing you are building an army of little xtian warriors to fight the ultimate spiritual battle of good vs, evil. I guess heaven doesn’t have a shortage of chairs after all (a shout out to the “Family Guy” fans out there.)
19 December 2008, on 10:58 pm
I’ve been reading other comments about this. It seems that those of us who think this is “Outrageous”, “Ignorant”, or otherwise “Objectionable”, are “Haters”. That sure makes me want to shut up and run away from this crime scene.
I’ve had to entertain the idea that we are being visited by aliens from another world or more likely another dimension. Because I know for a fact that people like this and those characters from Stardusts last post are not from any of my genetic makeup. If we could jusst find the ship they came in on maybe we could hijack it and get the heck outa here before it really gets weird. As one of our friends would say,” It is diagonally parked in a perpendicular universe only a slice away”.
See what I mean when I say that if you deal with crazy people they will eventually make you crazy. Evolution isn’t Science??? ( Twitch twitch) Excuse me whilst I go and gnaw on the head of some tiny critter that lives in my yard.
20 December 2008, on 12:48 am
It’s our business when they are living free, tax exempt while we pay our taxes like good citizens and they are getting free handout while they keep on popping out babies like rabbits. Yes, we do live in a free country and no one here is going to force them to unplug the baby maker, but also since this is a free country Samurai, we are also free to criticize. The minute we atheists do, fundies like yourself start turning on the tears and whining persecution.
As for them not aborting their offspring, consider this Samurai, the Duggars are creating offspring for purely self-centered and egotistical hedonism. To get attention, make a bunch of money on television instead of living humbly in peace. They are bringing constant attention to themselves, for the glory of themselves. Michelle Duggars seems to have a mental problem if she finds nothing wrong with reproducing until her uterus falls out on the ground.
Perhaps if you would grow a brain Samurai, you would become enlightened and look around you and truly realize that GODS DO NOT EXIST. God and Gods are purely an invention via human imagination.
20 December 2008, on 1:51 am
LastSamurai
The Duggars pimped themselves into this sideshow. They brought themselves to the public attention willfully. At that point they became fair game. You need to visit all the other news sites carrying this news because we are not the only ones concerned about this absurdity.
More and more belief appears to be a disease.
20 December 2008, on 6:12 am
Wow thats just what the world needs, rabbit people, they can hang out with the sheeple, if they can breed up then we will have rabble, mmmm more rabble.
20 December 2008, on 11:54 am
Wow thats just what the world needs, rabbit people
Welcome Hoffy! Yep…more rabbit people is what we don’t need. What about those Mormon morons who have a bunch of “wives” and the studmuffin husband keeps impregnating them all till they have a whole village of their own? There are so many of these ridiculous people in the world, and kind of disappointing that there are so many of them in the self-proclaimed “greatest nation” on the planet.
Then let’s not forget about those Catholics, they think it’s bad to even nip a pregnancy in the bud before it happens. Gotta keep producing like guppies even in places where people are starving to death. Then also the fundamentalist Muslims who move here also reproduce like rabbits. While the average white, liberal family are having less or no children at all, these other quiverfull folks keep having them in droves.
20 December 2008, on 12:28 pm
I’ve said it before but it bears repeating: Isn’t it ironic that the people who claim not to be animals display the most animalistic behavior?
20 December 2008, on 12:33 pm
^^Yep, it certainly is ironic. They take great offense when you refer to them as rabbits, then they hop on back to their rabbit hole to copulate some more.
And the real absurd thing is that they think that an invisible sky daddy is sitting in his other dimension waving his magic wand endlessly creating all these pregnancies. Maybe that’s why he doesn’t do anything about hunger, war, famine, natural disaster, etc. He’s too busy “planting seeds” inside women’s vaginas.
20 December 2008, on 3:17 pm
The population of our Earth is somewhere around 6.7 billion people. (6,700,000,000) This is only sustainable if 1/2 of us live in mud-huts and travel by ox-cart.
Once we all travel in cars and buses and sleep under air-conditioning Earth’s resourses are inadequate.
So it is my, adn my children’s, business when others are using more than their share of my Earth’s resourses.
And while governments cannot regulate birth rates, the countries who provide education, contraceptive services and health services see birth rates near replacement rates.
It is therefore our duty to support and defend education for all, even the home-schooled.
Wish I could joke about this one, but it is just too serious.
20 December 2008, on 3:44 pm
LastSamurai;
Frankly, I don’t care if the woman turns herself inside out, so I can agree that the complaints about it being bad for her and her uterus are moot. As an adult, she can keep each placenta in a trophy case and tattoo her uterus with images of each or her 18 kids for all I care. If her vagina could talk, it would prabably be muttering “kill me…” but hey, that’s her journey…
As has been pointed out, however, the Duggars made it my business once they went public with their circus. And making this kind of thing public is, in and of itself, tasteless pandering.
While I don’t give a damn what Ma Duggar does to her own vagina, as I pointed out in my last comment and others have as well, it becomes my business when I and my progeny have to share limited space and resources with the current populace, on a small planet that, by the estimates of most scientists interested in this field, can only sustain, long term, a quarter (at best) of the people that already reside on this planet.
This means mass disease, famine and other fun events are inevitable.
If someone elses dog shits in my yard, it becomes my business. This is bigger than that.
As far as “getting a life,” that’s always rich coming from someone who trolls around sites intended as forums for folks who have stated they are happy in their disbelief, telling them they need to subscribe to your delusion. Because having imaginary friends past the age of 8 is delusional, and thinking it’s “none of my business” for anyone to place 18 viable offspring (who may each, in turn push out 18 of their own) into an already overpopulated, crumbling planet is truly delusional.
Living in a “free society” (which we do not, by the way–this is not an anarchy) does not entitle one to be irresponsible and immoral, and it does not free you from criticism.
20 December 2008, on 7:32 pm
mmmmm thelmaofdna your so right, the rabbit people and the sheeple for some obscure demented reason seem to think they are not animals, what the hell do they think they are, rocks? and this bunch of bunnies breeding up for the lord are without doubt the most immoral animals you can get, they are part of the breeder gangs, Muslim, mormons the list goes on and on, breeding up their mentally challenged offspring to pollute the world with their sick ideology, samurai nails it, to breed like that is reprehensible and the chinese had it right when they actually fined you for being irresponsible and breedind like bunnies, the duggan bunnies should be made to pay a huge breeder tax, the photo of those cretins almost makes me want to throw up, clones, where is mini me he should be there as well, Dr Evil has nothing on them.
20 December 2008, on 7:35 pm
oops that should be fritzy who nailed it, samurai you’re a moron.
21 December 2008, on 1:46 am
Lastsamurai, I order you to commit seppuku!
21 December 2008, on 4:32 am
Yeah samurai TWICE
21 December 2008, on 3:12 pm
Every time I hear about these people I end up drinking heavily. The fact that they manage to have tax-exempt status on their family home is insane. But, apparently, it gives me the right to get some friends together in a big house and start my own tax-exempt commune. Of course, it must be religious in nature, so we’ll have pick/make up a deity to ‘worship.’ I’m thinking “Notaxitus” the new Roman god of stupid bullshit.
Anyway, as for the morons having the right to have this insane number of kids, no, they don’t. Legally, yes, morally, no. Why, some will ask? Because every time they breathe there is less oxygen for me. On the upside, I could, if so inclined, drive an SUV four hundred miles every day and be secure in the knowledge that I have not done as much damage to this planet as these morons.
One final comment. “Jacob through John (or whatever) keep their toys here.” When you no longer refer to your own children by name, but rather as a subgroup, you are done. DHS needs to step in here, because that shit is not healthy for the kids.
21 December 2008, on 5:04 pm
This is almost like a nicer version of the Phelps family. They breed their own church congregation, teach them to be bigoted towards those who are different, teach them that evolution isn’t science and all the same things as the Phelps family. And it is maddening that they are allowed to get away with tax exempt status just for populating their own church from their own loins.
This situation is definitely not healthy for kids. And their aspirations are so low for their individual lives. It will be interesting to see how they all do as adults, how this type of childhood will show itself adversely in some of them when they are grown up. One of the girls has already condemned her own vagina to be a future clown car of her own. No thinking about how they can better the world, how they can make a difference to the rest of the population of the planet earth. No concern about their negative impact and how they are stealing from the government with handouts for simply popping a baby out every year. Maybe we need to stop being so nice and “respectful” and give them something to cry persecution about and start protesting this crap more openly.
21 December 2008, on 5:21 pm
I would just like to say: Best. Post. Title. Ever.
21 December 2008, on 5:41 pm
18 X 18 = 324
324 X 18 = 5,832
5,832 x 18 = 104,976
104,976 x 18 = 1,889,568
Seems like some kind of virus don’t it.
21 December 2008, on 7:02 pm
Mrs Duggar is, as the Late Ronald Regan so elequently put it, a Welfare Queen.
21 December 2008, on 7:11 pm
Jimmer;
At that rate, it only takes two more generations (120 years total) for the Duggar legacy to increase the current U.S. population by 200%.
Seeing as how even rabbits are not that prolific, and mercifully typically become food before reaching reproductive age, viral does indeed seem the better analogy.
21 December 2008, on 8:42 pm
I would just like to say: Best. Post. Title. Ever.
Why thank you, marty. Just telling it like it is. LOL!
21 December 2008, on 8:54 pm
Haha…check out this comment from Yahoo message boards
There you go women…you were born just for producing offspring like a cow. And if you want to ensure that you won’t get cancer, just have dozens and dozens of kids! And you women who cannot bear children, or who choose not to have kids, well too bad for you.
Geeze
I would like this person to explain then why a friend of our family who after having six kids developed and died of ovarian cancer???
21 December 2008, on 11:07 pm
“I guess if one uses the body the way it was designed to be used, there are health benefits!”
Tell that to two of my friends who both got cervical cancer and had to have partial hysterectomies before the age of 20. Is God punishing them for not becoming teenage mothers? Then something was found on my mom’s ovaries a few years ago and she had to have a full hysterectomy following it, so nothing would spread. She had five kids (the first didn’t survive.) Did she not have enough either? It makes me curious as to how many children that poster had.
Also makes me wonder what they think of vestigial organs and things to that nature. Oh, or how about that horrid little organ, the clitoris? Maybe all these women simply weren’t getting enough orgasms and that’s why God’s punishing them! Well, there’s a simple solution to that problem… But something tells me the Xians would much prefer that ladies get sick…
22 December 2008, on 4:06 am
Fritzy
Understood. Two people can reduce our world to naught but people in 6 generations. Where are all the rest of us to go?
The Duggars and their ilk are not but a pestilence upon this planet.
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Proof that it is a sickness.
The cervical cancer and breast cancer scare about NOT having children id just that “A Scare” Abortions do NOT make a woman cncerous.
This shit just gets me. I am so optimistic that our newly elected Pres. will get IT to gether.
I’ll have more about the woman cancer thing in a day or so If I remember my sources.
22 December 2008, on 1:05 pm
I feel so sorry for the Duggar kids, particularly the girls; what a horrible life their parents are enslaving them into: mirror images of their parents, clones condemned to repeat their parents’ lives in a vicious circle, their individual personalities and dreams ground under by the Duggar Machine.
Just look at the picture! Each boy and girl is coiffed and dressed just like all the other boys and girls to directly reflect Daddy and Mommy. Here we see KA’s tribalism in action, a tribe actually being created, but a tribe of replicas. What fear of the Other, the Different, does this represent that you have to not only form your own community but populate it entirely on your own with members as closely resembling you as possible?
22 December 2008, on 2:38 pm
I agree, Eve^^. The Duggars are creating little copies of themselves and how egotistical is that? They are not raising individuals, they are raising little androids, images of themselves and making them how they want them to be. It’s okay to ask kids to help out with younger kids and to pitch in with chores, but like you say, the kids whole lives must be devoted to keeping the Duggar machine going, Michelle’s whole purpose is operating the clown car vagina, and Mr Duggar is an insemination machine who must get some sort of sick macho perverted delight from impregnating his wife. I haven’t seen the show, but does this woman do anything for herself…besides the attention she invites with her perpetual prego state? It seems that all this woman lives for is pampering and attention from being pregnant and having a new baby.
What bugs me the most though is their tax exempt status while the rest of us struggle to pay our taxes and fair share, they are getting freebie handouts from the government, from other people, from their show. They are famous and get tax exempt status for simply breeding.
22 December 2008, on 6:43 pm
Leaving aside esthetic considerations of extreme multiparity (uterine prolapse means just what it says, and it’s gross!) this moron is rolling the dice with his wife’s health and survival at stake. Pregnancy isn’t a benign state; it carries significant risks and these increase dramatically with both age and parity.
http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/ss5202a1.htm#tab1
Between ages 20 and 40 pregnancy-related mortality doubles in whites and increases ten-fold in black women. Mortality more than doubles in white women by the fifth pregnancy and continues to increase from there.
The risks aren’t confined to the mother either. The incidence of serious birth defects increases with maternal age. Downs Syndrome becomes twice as common in babies born to women over 35 and is 20x as common by age 45. Paternal age makes Downs more common too. Similar effects obtain for other kinds of genetic problems.
Add these considerations to the irresponsibility of burdening our planet’s finite resources with so many unnecessary demands and the unavoidable shortchanging of every child in the Duggar family… In short, there is no upside to this story. It’s a grotesque aberration that harms or risks harm to every other lifeform on Earth. The Duggars are in effect an animated cancer afflicting our world.
22 December 2008, on 8:00 pm
Surgery is required here……………….. to sew that f–king hole up!!!!!!!!!!!
22 December 2008, on 8:07 pm
SOYLENT GREEN, PEOPLE….. SOYLENT GREEN. I hope they have Sushi flavor, I love Sushi.
23 December 2008, on 4:10 am
Hey if you look closely at the FAMILY photo you can see the retardation, I’m not joking they look fucked up and the little one really does look like mini me, is daddy Duggan Dr Evil????????? in disguise mmmmm soylent green …………..
23 December 2008, on 1:00 pm
Hoffy^^ the older this woman gets, the bigger chances of having a mentally handicapped child. Several of them do have that “slow” appearance. Hard to tell though if it is the brainwashing or something wrong medically. The mother would never notice, she probably can’t even remember who is who or what she said to so and so. If she cares, she probably has to keep a log of each kid’s stats and what their likes and dislikes are, medical conditions, etc. There is no way to really keep track mentally about the details of each child’s life.
23 December 2008, on 8:28 pm
I haven’t seen the show, but out some sick sense of facination I think I’m going to check it out. When I looked at the family photo, I couldn’t help but think of a certain episode of Family Guy. The one where Stewie mutates into an octopus creature, and shits out about a hundred or so eggs which then in turn hatch into more Stewies. The major difference is that Stewie is more attractive than Mamma Duggar.
And I agree. Best title ever! Vagina isn’t a clown car…I about wet myself.
23 December 2008, on 9:50 pm
When I looked at the family photo, I couldn’t help but think of a certain episode of Family Guy. The one where Stewie mutates into an octopus creature, and shits out about a hundred or so eggs which then in turn hatch into more Stewies.
Anubis, that is such an awesome analogy! LOL! (I love that show.)